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CabalofBolorneaise

CabalofBolorneaise

Debarkle said:
See I think Jack wanted us to be able to work out it was Louisa who was the bubble buddy. Just like she’ll have purposely set up the cards and presents in a way to get us talking.

She’ll say we’re obsessed with her but she’s obsessed with us and her threads here.
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I think maybe it’s a combo of both perhaps, that she knew us Forensic Fraus would work it out and wanted us to so we talked about her, but they think the Squigs are oblivious. The same way Jack is frequently very different on Twitter and Insta simultaneously apparently oblivious to the fact the squigs may follow her on both.
 
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MarthaFarkus

MarthaFarkus

I think if someone tried to intervene in anything with Jack, she would throw the mother of all narcy fits. So, maybe it’s just not worth the hassle for Louisa 😕
 
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girolle

girolle

Silver Linings said:
Well ex-squeeze you but when she was sporting her Charles II/Captain Hook wig she said her natural hair was just like it.

The lies, the lies etc
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Having a good old catch up here and the Charles II/Captain Hook comparison has written me off, I'm hooting! 😂
 
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schmetterling

schmetterling

I can't let mary poppins go. I had to send it to my friend because I can't stop watching it. He called me crying with laughter at 'super-cali-fab-autistic' at 8am. Thank you, internet weirdos 🙏
 
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Lanie

Lanie

Brian Butterfield said:
CONFESSION: Pretty much from our first date when I passed out in his lap drunk, my husband called me Wifey and I called him Hubby. I know, I know, it's revolting, cutesy and twee as duck and if you knew me IRL you would know I would make sick faces at anyone else doing this and take the endless piss out of them, (rightly so). Please don't judge me too harshly you bullying ninnies.

So I agree it's just a term of endearment and not because they're actually married.

On no planet would Jack the Narc have got married and not banged on about it for all eternity.
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How do we know it's even from L I have some friends who call their really close friends wifey for some reason.

I have never had a wifey? Am I missing out?
 
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Brian Butterfield

Brian Butterfield

Lanie said:
How do we know it's even from L I have some friends who call their really close friends wifey for some reason.

I have never had a wifey? Am I missing out?
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I can't speak for bubble buddy wifey but I'm a bleeping pain in the a xxx
 
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GoLando

GoLando

Badlyplatedflapjacks said:
Yes first thing I spotted. Not too bothered about anyone buying a wife card even if they're not married but if it is from the brexit tin thief then it smacks of last minute low effort. Moonpig, Thortful and Funky Pigeon are also things that exist.
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Funky Pigeon has gone bust.

Sorry, my mistake, I mean Funky Glove.
 
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Tabitha D

Tabitha D

Re her post with the Greek-style courgette fritters. Nice long patronising comment on how to pronounce it. But then she’s actually spelt it wrong in the Greek. There’s a syllable missing at the end.
It should be -κεφτεδες (-keftedes) not -κεφτες (-keftes).
 

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GoLando

GoLando

schmetterling said:
I can't let mary poppins go. I had to send it to my friend because I can't stop watching it. He called me crying with laughter at 'super-cali-fab-autistic' at 8am. Thank you, internet weirdos 🙏
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100% Jack has made that up months ago and been itching to find a way to use it so she emails it to Shary Bobbins.
 
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Joan of Narc

Joan of Narc

lalalanded said:
I'm a bad person but.............. does anyone else not feel sorry for her in the slightest? She gets paid handsomely for this. She has obviously been desperate for this sort of work for a long time. She has inexplicably been given ample opportunities to practice and get it right. She can't even get the basics right, like showing up on time. She can't look into a camera properly. She can't read cue cards properly. Let's not even get started on the recipes. I just can't feel bad for her. She is taking opportunities away from other people that are far more deserving and could probably really use a break.
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Yes... I was thinking about my initial reaction to the Insta shitshow, which was feeling sorry for her and offering advice as if she was some sort of high school work experience student who had been thrown in at the deep end on a work placement. On reflection, she practically begs for the work, and we can assume is being paid generously for the partnership. Plus she has had 10 years to perfect this, and a massive audience she could 'practice on' with pre-edited You Tube clips or videos. My sympathy has evaporated like the damp coming off a courgette fritter.
 
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SlopAmbsase

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Tabitha D said:
Re her post with the Greek-style courgette fritters. Nice long patronising comment on how to pronounce it. But then she’s actually spelt it wrong in the Greek. There’s a syllable missing at the end.
It should be -κεφτεδες (-keftedes) not -κεφτες (-keftes).
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θαύμα!:ROFLMAO:

(That means awesome/miraculous, for non Greek speaking/learning Fraus and Jack).
 
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