It's got that Jim-Bowen-counting-out-Bullseye-winnings-in-used-tenners aesthetic. Which I am half loving to be honest
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I thought the same!
But back then I PINGED her and gave her maverick advice that there is this crazy thing called cash. Not sure if she listened.
*Disclaimer: no, I didn't ping her.
She shaved the sides, as far as I could tell.She “shaved” her head 2 days ago. Now it’s thick and wild. (And definitely not shaved in the del Monte cringe fest)
HOW are her followers not seeing this?! I don’t know why this has wound me up so much. It’s a blatant bleeping lie and her followers aren’t picking up on it
(Also v.glad I didn’t shave Deidre's hair off now)
I think it’s unforgivable that she can’t even show up on time. There’s absolutely no excuse for this, and it’s the very bare minimum that Del Monte would expect. She could have lost lots of viewers in that first five minutes. So unprofessional. It makes me wonder whether she had timekeeping issues in her “real” jobs. We all know people like that in the workplace.
And the postponement of the original live, for some completely made up reason (that guff about a “vigil”) that DM apparently swallowed. She always has an excuse. I think only about 2 out of the 6 Hellmann’s shitshows actually went ahead on the original day (still late, though).
And then there’s the lack of preparation. How much effort would it take to write a list of the stuff you’ll need on a piece of paper, and tick it all off before the live starts. This is not exactly difficult stuff. But she can’t even be arsed to do that very basic level of prep.
Re anxiety: a lot of us suffer from this. I have to do public speaking as part of my job, and I don’t enjoy it and it causes me a lot of stress. However, what does help is lots of prep. Rehearsing, making notes, making sure I’m at the venue in plenty of time so there is no last-minute panic. It helps me cope. But again, Jack clearly doesn’t do even a minimal level of prep.
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R Jack has no respect at all for her audience or for those who pay her, and it really shows.
So more effort goes into wrapping a pair of leggings round her head than into her paid promotion live links?
True, true. We'd have the thrifty wedding tips that aren't actually thrifty, the #gifted flowers for the bouquet, the inevitable tailored suit cos she's peaky blinders yeah, and she'd cater the whole thing herself and probably make some sort of tinned peach monstrosity of a wedding cake.
And then we'd have an Anthea Turner-esque photo with her guests, but nibbling on tinned pineapple instead of flakes.
If anyone has a glimmer of feeling sorry for her after the back of that Del Monte disaster, have a think back to that pile on she caused when Jamie Oliver got a TV presenting job that she thought should have been hers, then watch him for 5 minutes on anything and compare it to that tit show last night.
Jack racing outside every time it rains so she can scour all the puddles for magical finds!
If she’s got any left after living with Mx Monroe, ma’lord
And later the canal would photoshop itself into the wedding group picture
, including hats.To be fair we never hear anything from any of her EX’s... does she pay em off, which is why she is so skint the whole time...OR are they too embarrassed to be associated with her?I think if someone tried to intervene in anything with Jack, she would throw the mother of all narcy fits. So, maybe it’s just not worth the hassle for Louisa
What the duck am I looking at here?? (Also: buying lots of tit and then reusing it for random other tit isn't neccesaruly 'environmental friendly')
ETA: I am catching up, sorry I see the leggings have been extensively discussed.
In the photo there is a brown candle next to the two very obvious candles, I'm convinced it's this....
She'd even have eight notes of change from her birthday money.
She'd even have eight notes of change from her birthday money.
... and Caroline of the hands will still be on furlough!
#FrugalMama... your suite of Cotswold Co furniture, multiple sets of weird Nike trainers, untold amount of crockery and cutley and £2000 smeg fridge say otherwise hun x
That candle is so Tory it just told me that we can't afford to give nurses a pay rise
And @SweetTransvestite would wear all the fruit and stand in front of the bride.And later the canal would photoshop itself into the wedding group picture
I don't know if I'm a glutton for punishment, but I'm watching the live (again) for about the 12th time.
The heavy breathing and face close up at her phone screen at the start has had me hooting. She literally has no self awareness. And the lack of food hygiene is horrific!
Also, if she's been working on a fantastic vegan version - why is it not on the website straight after the live? Why is it another couple of days? Because she hasn't wrote it of course. AND WHERE ARE THE ONION GLASSES!!
For what it's worth, I don't think she's on the verge of crying at the end, I just think it's her adenoidal tones yet again.
The heavy breathing and face close up at her phone screen at the start has had me hooting. She literally has no self awareness. And the lack of food hygiene is horrific!
Also, if she's been working on a fantastic vegan version - why is it not on the website straight after the live? Why is it another couple of days? Because she hasn't wrote it of course. AND WHERE ARE THE ONION GLASSES!!
For what it's worth, I don't think she's on the verge of crying at the end, I just think it's her adenoidal tones yet again.
OMG I haven’t quite decided on my court outfit and now there’s a wedding one to pick too! STRESS!And later the canal would photoshop itself into the wedding group picture
Are you ok, hun? 12 times?!
With all the faffing about excluded, she could have shown the vegan version alongside her not upside chicken dish. But faffing about is necessary to Jack!
Do you know who she's like? David Brent.
Talking about the pineapple juice. 'Well you can drink it. But don't drink it from the can. Cut lip, I had one. But you can put it in with soda. Or water'
David Brent does exactly the same, he just talks and talks and talks and doesn't know when to stop talking and when the conversation needs to end.
David's weakness is women, he just talks at them and has no social skills. Jack's is with literally everyone, she's just word vomit.
Talking about the pineapple juice. 'Well you can drink it. But don't drink it from the can. Cut lip, I had one. But you can put it in with soda. Or water'
David Brent does exactly the same, he just talks and talks and talks and doesn't know when to stop talking and when the conversation needs to end.
David's weakness is women, he just talks at them and has no social skills. Jack's is with literally everyone, she's just word vomit.
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