Jack Monroe #166 Comments are off

[fauxpoor]

Yes! Pics on the wall to our right.

I am intrigued, tell us tell us.

 

[Vanelope]

Are we still going to be here seeing her presents when she turns 35?

We will have run out of gifs.

Is she not that age? I do apologise. I must have made that up

 

[Cookiecookie]

Is she not that age? I do apologise. I must have made that up

She's 33.

 

[fauxpoor]

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just nabbed this as my avatar as fool Emery is too jaunty.

 

[Into_the_tunnel]

She's 33.

In actual years. But based on her behaviour she could be anything between 13 and 55.

 

[Mr Krabs]

Are we still going to be here seeing her presents when she turns 35?

We will have run out of gifs.

Predictions for the year 2023:

- Postcards not sent
- Putting the 'finishing touches' on her book of stories about poverty
- Renting a 'crappy mansion' in a 'terrible area' of Leigh-on-Sea
- Patreon at a measly £20k a month, barely enough to cover the costs of the website and pay self a minimum wage
- Birkin bag found in puddle
- Collab with Nestle
- Viggles still mad

 

[FrumpyCat]

I can’t get my head around it! If that‘s really what’s going on, in the nicest possible way, the two of them need to get over themselves. If they’re happily together, the people that matter to them will be happy for them, who care what anyone else thinks you know?

But Jack is like a loose cannon, which won't be doing LC's career any good. You can judge a person by the company they keep etc.

If LC is mug enough to let herself be continually humiliated by Jack's online behaviour - the fantasy £20 food budget, the begging, the bizarre excuses and lies, the claims she can't pay her rent, her choice.

But is Jack her dirty little secret, or is she Jack's. And has the scarf been found

 

[Clovis]

It is rather sweet, and I do like the pirate card from her parents.

They must have her sussed.

 

[CabalofBolorneaise]

But Jack is like a loose cannon, which won't be doing LC's career any good. You can judge a person by the company they keep etc.

If LC is mug enough to let herself be continually humiliated by Jack's online behaviour - the fantasy £20 food budget, the begging, the bizarre excuses and lies, the claims she can't pay her rent, her choice.

But is Jack her dirty little secret, or is she Jack's. And has the scarf been found

I think the pair of them genuinely think they’re the masters of stealth and nobody could tell that bubble buddies name was obviously Louisa on those pics Jack posted that were “censored”, nobody realised LJC and can interpret the truth behind “dear friend” if they have. They got away, seemingly with the obvious COVID link.

 

[fauxpoor]

If I am ever tempted to feel sorry for Jack, all I need to do is looking at that bleeping wheelchair in her bio which is STILL THERE. She is a superlyingfragiletwistednarcywhiningtoerag.

My poor mum has osteoarthritis, lives alone and can barely walk anymore and I haven't seen her since Christmas 2019. She is totally stoic, barely complains even though she is lonely and in constant pain. I have zero patience for Jack's nonsense today.

I nominominate superlying etc for THREAD TITLE

 

[Brian Butterfield]

I think Louisa will be off again once lockdown is over proper and she can see other friends and family.

Just my opinion, m'lud.

 

[fauxpoor]

I think LJC never really left. My working theory is that LJC was regularly staying in London for her work and one day she and Jack had a row so she went back early or went back while they were both still annoyed. Jack did her big “SHE LEFT” on twitter to guilt her/gain headpats and made such a deal of it she didn’t know how to walk it back for the squigs when they made up and LJC returned as normal shortly after. Plus she was enjoying the pity and headpats too much, of course.

Okay, I can get behind this theory, but what of the Edinburgh/kitten phase?
Was LJC with Jack then? Because surely she would have intervened?

 

[EllaEm87]

I thought her hair was falling out in clumps.

I thought she’d burnt a massive hole in her scalp.

 

[CabalofBolorneaise]

Okay, I can get behind this theory, but what of the Edinburgh/kitten phase?
Was LJC with Jack then? Because surely she would have intervened?

Like I said, at the very least she was tagged in at least one post (the blow drying the kitten one) so she was aware. Whether or not they were on another break which prompted the whole Edinburgh flit I obviously don’t know, but one of the worst aspects of the whole kitten thing for me is that LJC was aware of the kitten, her family were likely aware of the kitten and yet it all carried on to end how it did.

 

[blurstoftimes]

I've been fancying some tri colour pasta all day after jack gloating with her dinosaur pasta, but all Tesco have is tricolor fusilli

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Every child loves dinosaurs and now, with these Dinosaur Pasta Shapes, you can serve them up to your budding palaeontologists at teatime! Fabulous for birthday teas, Friday night sleepovers or just because… dish up a T-Rex-themed treat with your favourite pasta sauce and you’re not just making supper, you’re creating special memories.

so how did SB buy these for his mama after mama got his Gohenry account banned?

(i don't really care. I just wanted to bring up the gohenry thing again. Can you believe that was less than a month ago?!)

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also I shall not be taking any hair tips from the third Gallagher sibling, thanks very much

 

[LeftToMyOwnDevices]

If I am ever tempted to feel sorry for Jack, all I need to do is looking at that bleeping wheelchair in her bio which is STILL THERE. She is a superlyingfragiletwistednarcywhiningtoerag.

My poor mum has osteoarthritis, lives alone and can barely walk anymore and I haven't seen her since Christmas 2019. She is totally stoic, barely complains even though she is lonely and in constant pain. I have zero patience for Jack's nonsense today.

superlyingfragiletwistednarcywhiningtoerag
for next thread title

Edit: too slow, @cheapwetham beat me to it
And @fauxpoor
Late to everything (just like Jack)

 

[Froggies]

She “shaved” her head 2 days ago. Now it’s thick and wild. (And definitely not shaved in the del Monte cringe fest)

HOW are her followers not seeing this?! I don’t know why this has wound me up so much. It’s a blatant bleeping lie and her followers aren’t picking up on it

(Also v.glad I didn’t shave Deidre's hair off now)

 

[Begborrowsteal]

I've been fancying some tri colour pasta all day after jack gloating with her dinosaur pasta, but all Tesco have is tricolor fusilli

View attachment 488029
Every child loves dinosaurs and now, with these Dinosaur Pasta Shapes, you can serve them up to your budding palaeontologists at teatime! Fabulous for birthday teas, Friday night sleepovers or just because… dish up a T-Rex-themed treat with your favourite pasta sauce and you’re not just making supper, you’re creating special memories.

Omg my son would burst if he saw these!

 

[Lanie]

Did you put your pants on your head tho Lanie

I only do that when I wanna feel like a princess.