Jack Monroe #162 She slightly undercooked her pasta and lost her slot

[FlashBoof]

She’s sunk to a new low. Logic would have told her that there was zero tangible benefit to asking for an oncologist via Twitter, aside from gaining more sad attention. As everyone has said, there are different oncologists for all different types, they wouldn’t be able to help over DMs and would have no access to records, there’s no way of checking credentials via DM etc etc etc

She just, quite simply, could not keep in the secret that was “not hers to share”. Not when there was a prime chance for sad fishing.

I truly hope that whoever she’s referring to is in good hands, and not suffering her narcissism while they’re going through such a horrible time.

Four years (anniversary last week) since my love lost his life to cancer. I could do without ouchy mouth tosser muscling in for sad fishing and sympathy but here we are - again. There really are no depths she will plunge to, are there.

As per PoorPatrols comment - you have myriad specialists in cancer care. As well as other involvement such as surgeons and secondary treatment consults. Even dentist for Christ sake (no teeth removal during certain treatment so need to be done prior).

Shame on you, Jack. Shame. Wretched witch.

 

[Ellabella]

Why does she put herself through these live gigs time after time? She'll be dreadful: unprepared, fiddling with the camera for 5 mins at start, won't shut up about how nervous she is, no prep done, eyes darting to the comments section and forget what the hell it is she should be doing and no doubt blame it all on the terrible news she's had but sorry can't share any more than that. She will never learn, is way too lazy to prepare for these things and it will be a disaster darling.

 

[DinosaurSenior]

You're right, @Flash123 , she's getting the excuses in early. Just horrid. It's dreadful if someone close to her has been affected, but to use someone else's terrible experience as a possible reason to call off is ghastly.

Just speculation m'lud (judge's wig emoji)

 

[Pantomimehorse]

It is utterly baffling that Del Monte are letting Jack do an Instagram live. They’ve obviously not seen any of the Hellmann’s fiasco.
I wonder how late she’ll be? It was about 15 minutes for the first Hellmann’s thing as I recall. We were sat there just looking at an empty shed.

Surely she will learn her lesson?... Nah she's gonna be exactly the same Isn't she!

 

[Flash123]

Four years (anniversary last week) since my love lost his life to cancer. I could do without ouchy mouth tosser muscling in for sad fishing and sympathy but here we are - again. There really are no depths she will plunge to, are there.

As per PoorPatrols comment - you have myriad specialists in cancer care. As well as other involvement such as surgeons and secondary treatment consults. Even dentist for Christ sake (no teeth removal during certain treatment so need to be done prior).

Shame on you, Jack. Shame. Wretched witch.

I’m so sorry xxx

 

[traumatised sideboard]

Jack? Caribbean?

 

[DinosaurSenior]

Jack? Caribbean?

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The glasses!!!!

 

[bowiethesdmn]

And, let’s face it, any old random could claim to be an oncologist. How would she know? And I don’t believe a genuine oncologist would give advice over Twitter to or about someone they’ve never met - surely they have professional conduct rules that wouldn’t allow them to do that.

Fairly sure they wouldn't. I work in healthcare support and while I do have the advantage of seeing someone quickly (when the doc has five minutes after he's seen the legit patients) unless it's a case of 'nurse I shut my hand in the gate again, help', I have to be booked in every time, won't even give advice off the record, and rightly so.

I really hope she has someone to talk to about whatever is going on cos as much as she fucks me off, I do feel her on the wildly throwing out feelers for advice and comfort.

 

[Cookiecookie]

I wish whoever it is that is ill all the best. However, it's not something that should be plastered on twitter, and I'm glad she deleted. It's not a subject at all to just play for likes and attention.

 

[FlashBoof]

I’m so sorry xxx

Thanks - it’s been “head down and keep busy” mode.

I don’t wish cancer even on her and especially on her family, but my god, she makes it impossible to be kind (as she likes to spout). To trivialise it with a breathtakingly insensitive sad fish post is truly new depths.

 

[Jelly Bean]

glad she's deleted it, but that was sickening

bleeping ghoul

Yes just awful. I hardly know where to begin with what on earth she was thinking.
Thoughts to all fraus coping with cancer or the aftermath of it, either themselves or loved ones I'm sure most of us sadly have been there one way or the other.

 

[Bobtheknob]

Why does she put herself through these live gigs time after time? She'll be dreadful: unprepared, fiddling with the camera for 5 mins at start, won't shut up about how nervous she is, no prep done, eyes darting to the comments section and forget what the hell it is she should be doing and no doubt blame it all on the terrible news she's had but sorry can't share any more than that. She will never learn, is way too lazy to prepare for these things and it will be a disaster darling.

Big money

 

[People-huv-tae-know]

Omg guys she's doing an instagram live on 16 March for Del Monte!

Brilliant. I'm getting my Covid vaccine and a molar extraction the day before so I'll need a good laugh and long threads to cheer me up.
Jack can you put an original spin on it please and no retelling of the poverty, that got old fast. Feel free to call out Del Monte on their role in apartheid and tell them to shove their fee where the sun don't shine though.

 

[schmetterling]

Nasty sympathy baiting little prune. Give your family some bleeping privacy and pay for a consultant, we know you can afford it you absolute HAG

 

[Thank(space)you]

I keep seeing this emoji as a seahorse and I’m concerned that’s a red flag I’m having some kind of breakdown laugh/sob.

I keep seeing it as traaazers

 

[Shawads]

This is the epitome of the life of Riley for me. Unless she was getting up at the arsecrack of dawn...who is this aimed towards? Ithis her ideal demographic? I’m a stay at home Mum and microwave porridge is a godsend! I wish I had the luxury of time and sanity to make it from scratch.

Urgh, sorry for mini rant. Think my funk is easing but might need to watch a sweary episode of Thick of It when small child goes to sleep.

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Jeebus crumb. Has she put actual toys in the bowls? I see these on ig, they always look ridiculously large.
I'm sure half of them never get eaten by the time they've been assembled and photographed

 

[People-huv-tae-know]

I'm caught up now and quite shocked at her odious crumb dropping, sympathy fishing tweet. I really hope her family, Louisa's and SB's family members are ok. Jack is out of order.

 

[bowiethesdmn]

Brilliant. I'm getting my Covid vaccine and a molar extraction the day before so I'll need a good laugh and long threads to cheer me up.
Jack can you put an original spin on it please and no retelling of the poverty, that got old fast. Feel free to call out Del Monte on their role in apartheid and tell them to shove their fee where the sun don't shine though.

The vaccine and extraction may be the least painful things you experience that week

 

[Thank(space)you]

Is vlad sending hints as to what chaos and Jack era is on the horizon?

 

[CottageWitch]

Aww man I never got to see the Hellmans adventure videos and now I don't think they exist anymore. Got my fingers crossed Del Monte will be suitably chaotic so I can heal my disappointment