WTF is that on her hand? Seriously, what is it?
I thought tattooists practised on bits of pork. That is just dreadful.
Jack Monroe #152 Gorgonzola semi freddo with dessicated olive and grape
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I thought tattooists practised on bits of pork. That is just dreadful.
Smol robot should know that our opinions, if they stay on this Smol forum are none of Smol Robot 's business.
Now I have to go and do some work that they are paying me to do .
Now, why doesn't his mate Jack offer him this advice? He may not have thought of these ways to get himself out there.
She called us addicts?
She’d probably just tell him to put a comic filter on everything. (Remember that?
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I wonder if she knows that they pick out a handful of people to go through specifically for the judges and general public to laugh at.
When I was at uni, someone in my year auditioned for the X-Factor. She had a pretty good voice, but more suited for musicals/theatre than mainstream pop. Anyway, the audition was short: she sang, Simon Cowell said, "I don't like her," and that was that. It didn't make it to the telly as she wasn't at the extremes of being brilliant or brilliantly bad.
She sits on a throne of vitriol.
My friend was scouted months before they even do the auditions. He turned it down as it would have done his career more harm than good.
In news that will surprise no one, it's all totally rigged so Jackie would have just been there for entertainment purposes, not as a serious contender.
The last thing you want to do it get in bed with SYCO (RIP) anyway.
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Still trying to make #jackshacks happen then...
The robots are rubbish. Like a Matt cartoon for lefties.
Why has she got target practice tins?
Brushing up on her shooting skills?
"PEW! PEW! PEW! Take that, Tattle Trolls!"
She did make a big almighty fuss about the terrible ouchy mouth ulcers and that she has decided she is sensitive / allergic to onions // tomatoes and all the things she regularly cooks with. I remember feeling really sorry for her cos yeah it would affect your cooking etc. There was talk of a big allergy testing referral also what with the epipen level of allergies she already had at the time whatever the hell they were
What tf is this meant to be?
Early contender for thread title
A lick of spray paint?
Surely the term lick only works with paint when you are using a brush?
Am I reading too much into this?
Cannot be bothered to read the rest.
But beware EVERYONE, hot tins get HOT!!!!
oh. my. god. i pretty much read that through my fingers. the cringe is off the scale 
it explains the paint on her thumbs though
and AS IF a nearly 11 year old in 2021 has a catapult! what larks mamma! is there any jam?
it explains the paint on her thumbs though
and AS IF a nearly 11 year old in 2021 has a catapult! what larks mamma! is there any jam?
BTW Jack.. this is a Maine Coon. He's happy and loved. The first sign of any illness he's off to the vet, and if we can't afford it we call the landlord (We RENT) and explain we have a sick pet and Mr Landlord lets us pay late.
We all saw you with that poor kitten and whatever is going on with your ginger boy's nose.
So I'm going to hazard a guess that my ethics already tit on yours, mate.
We all saw you with that poor kitten and whatever is going on with your ginger boy's nose.
So I'm going to hazard a guess that my ethics already tit on yours, mate.
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