I now understand how she managed to not notice a giant shard of glass lying around the place...I think it's a rug. Does look like carrot peelings at first glance though.
I now understand how she managed to not notice a giant shard of glass lying around the place...I think it's a rug. Does look like carrot peelings at first glance though.
I’m a menace. Somebody taught me and now I can’t stop.You’re on fire with these today! Thank duck she didn’t try to out-chaos American politics tonight
“I’ll be the chair! I once wheeled a chair 25 miles home you know.”Bet every time she picks up a chance card it’s like
“You’ve been contacted by a model agency collect £200 from each player”
“You’ve caught covid/adhd/shimmering black eye collect £300 from each player”
“You’re the 345th most relevant lesbian in 2007 collect £50 from each player”
I was here for DKL, here for Thread 31 (got a Solero out of the freezer after all the ice lolly/ice cream chat between her comments) and I'm so indoctrinated I even asked for some Penhaligon perfume for Christmas.omg! after all this time! we'll have all seen you up there in the notifications. I've often thought "when will Lemon Chicken join in?"
I am glad you're here. and for monopoly!
All of Mr D's family say they're bad luck, full stop. Won't have them in the houses, throw away anything that has an image of one, won't even allow the word to be said in front of them.Elephants are bad luck unless they face away from the door
I wonder if it's an old fashioned mom and pop store."my local store", y'all. It's a shop, you ninny
Of course she needs the rug because it’s so perishingly cold underfoot and that plays havoc with her crippling arthritis leaving her a hobbling howling mess. Unfortunately she rents (you may not be aware) and there is no other solution to this problem (trust me, she’s tried them all). Socks you say? No, they have other uses.I need a squiggle to ask her about that monstrosity of a floor.
I mean...it's a major tripping hazard, it would be impossible to keep clean, Cooper could take a dump in there and she wouldn't notice over the smell of the slow cooker.
No wonder SHE LEFT. If I went back to someone's house and it looked like that, I'd be making some hasty excuses.
When @MancBee comes back he'll have a fit
It’s like, now that you (and Slopbot) destroyed the “flooflebot”, a new enemy of the cabal has arrived, in the form of the rug (?) of chaos.That floooor it's giving me anxiety, what the duck is that? It looks like the absolute disaster we used to turn the Textiles classroom into over the course of a lesson by pulling odd bits of fabric out of the cupboards and dressing up in them. How are you supposed to vacuum it? What about opening and closing doors, surely it must snag? Why do I care so much?