Jack Monroe #138 Jack Monroe MBE

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Um, why are they petitioning Sainsburys with a photo full of Tesco own brand foods? And not Tesco?
 
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To be honest, I’m a fairly new fan of his, so I’m sure you’re right. I disliked him at first but he won me over somehow and I heartily approve of his hearty disapproval of Boris Johnson. But yeah, this has disappointed me.

Praying she’s not on with Elizabeth Day next.
 
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Fuck, I had nearly forgotten about the viral movement that was Thunderclap. Did that last about one week, or one day?

https://giphy.com/chPWemdEXVzD0Zhcce
 
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She’s just done a whole series of insta stories making out that she’s the only person who has ever used the oil that stuff comes in but has managed to make it 300 times more complex than it needs to be. I’m sure someone will share them. My method is ‘dribble oil out of jar as required’.
 
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hang on! creeping up on light blues? a full side of the board clear of free parking?!

you know nothing, jack monroe. I will fully take you on at monopoly and you will beg for mercy while trying to pay off your stay at my Mayfair hotel
You know nothing. Statistically you are more likely to rake it in from the oranges.

Oh my life. Monroe-poly has killed me tonight.
 
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St. Jacqueline of Southend. So perfect. So holy. Never put a foot wrong.
 
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Pie Jesu, what fresh hell is this?
Anyone who has ever had an eating disorder has never ever had to set an alarm to eat. I can't really express how offended I am by her claims to have been anorexic at one time and now needs alarm reminders to eat. Cosplaying serious illness is not a fucking game you selfish self obsessed thieving cunt.
 
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"I really like you, Jack babe but all those people think you're a grifting slopgibbon. I know they're soooo nasty. Anyway just thought you had the right to know hardly anyone else likes you."
I would love it if a new member called themselves Slopgibbon. Mind you it could well be Jack using her other Tattle account.
 
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Don't get me wrong I often agree with him and often enjoy listening to him but he's very much a creature of that talk radio format.
 
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When Trump lost the election someone called him a Tangerine Shit Gibbon .

I love it and if it can be incorporated into our Jack all the better
 
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Oh no. In discussing her origin story (which they genuinely keep referring to as her origin story) she said she knows the exact date her blog took off (I think she giggle-mentioned something about autism but the audio quality is abysmal) and then reveals she knows the specific date of her son's conception It's 2pm 4th July 2009 by the way.

Sorry but if I know this, you have to know this too. It's only fair.

Immediately after this she starts talking about how she made arrangements for her son to go to his dad's and started actively planning her suicide. For fuck's sake.
 
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