Jack Monroe #138 Jack Monroe MBE

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traumatised sideboard

@Dogmuck mate, it's clearly the rug. It's an actual crime. You just know all those mugs are filled with dust though which does make me feel ill to think about but the offensiveness register of items we have seen over the past twelve hours goes as follows:

1. Flooflebot (gag)
2. Horrid rug
3. Live vinegar
4. Ceramic tat
 
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Smeghead

Is this the Trueman Show? Have we just worked it out, none of it’s real after all 🥸
 
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HarderFaster

Silver Linings said:
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https://fairmont.co.uk/shop/hen-egg-holder-charlotte £40 egg hen, we think?

Plus minimum of £30 worth of mugs which can’t even be drunk from in some cases...

I wouldn’t even begrudge her this profusion of UTTER SHIT if she wasn’t conning people out of money but for fuck’s sake.

Go on, Jack, send us a pin of the location of the muddy puddle where all this was dredged up. Or were they more gifts, just like the Sophie Conran (no, wait, that was a gift to yourself, wasn’t it...).
 
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Bugger13

I’m thinking the rug is actually the ‘yard sale’. Been zooming in to try to find the wigs but it’s like one of those magic eye things
 
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Bugger13

I can’t decide if all this junk reminds me more of Del Boy or David Brent’s love of novelty tat.
 
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Silver Linings

SB, awoken by the clinking of crockery in Southend’s shittiest bungalow, tiptoes in his scrooge hat and robes to the top of the stairs to ask Mama what the fuck she’s doing.
 
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jenny2603

Silver Linings said:
SB, awoken by the clinking of crockery in Southend’s shittiest bungalow, tiptoes in his scrooge hat and robes to the top of the stairs to ask Mama what the fuck she’s doing.
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Before using the horror rug as an escape ladder.
 
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ThriftStoreLeCreuset

We need to make this version for the gathering.
 
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