Jack Monroe #135 No measurable outcomes

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I can’t believe how manic she is when she tweets looking for a problem that doesn’t exist? These bodies shouldn’t even be replying to Jack, she is nothing at all to do with the campaign, as proven in the letter sign off.
 
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duck me she’s only gone and retweeted the GQ thing. Maybe move on petal, he has!

ETA ah, this was tweeted, coincidentally, at the same time she’s retweeted Tom Kerridge talking about his project with MR - gotta stay relevant!
 
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Ah man she truly is a desperate, self-obsessed gift to us all.

'Awaiting clarification' 😂😂 So clearly wants to be seen to be doing something useful but lacks the intellect and desire to actually accomplish it.

The retweets w/ MR two months after the fact have ended me 😂

If anyone is in any doubt about what is most important to Jack, that tells you everything.
 
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They don't want you pet. They are getting on and like you said yesterday the fact they are doing it softly and nicely is pissing you off more than ever.

Silence really is deafening.
 
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She's a prize twit quote tweeting the DfE and trying to start drama at nearly 11pm on a Saturday night.

Let people rest FFS - she does realise it's not actually Vicky Ford manning the DfE account? Right?
 
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Would love to see Jack go on Mastermind- Specialist Subject “Supermarkets and their price rises and evaporation of budget brands”

John Humphreys: “Why did the budget supermarket Kwik Save close down?”
Jack “IT JUST DID OK?”
John Humphreys “Incorrect”
Jack “WHAT DO YOU MEAN INCORRECT. DONT YOU KNOW I UNSCREWED MY LIGHTBULBS AND SOLD THEM AS I WAS WORKING CLASS. NOW duck OFF”
 
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I wonder if she's making similar efforts to contact them all "behind the scenes" or if she's just being weird and desperate on Twitter. If she actually had something to offer I'd feel sorry for her but someone who cares about her really needs to sit down and explain to her that she's a liability. She can press her sad little face up against the window pane all she likes but unless and until she develops some humility and puts the work in to develop some useful skills then they're going to keep ignoring her.
 
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Oh I don't know, Tank Jack, sandwich shape Jack and trifle Jack certainly bored the arse off me.
And fake delirium who-remembers-Birdseye-potato-waffles Jack. I think that one intersects with shrinkflation Jack at the “wagon wheels are smaller these days” junction
 
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Because the m and s thing entices you in, and you buy more stuff, I usually end up spending 40 quid when I pop in for one of those.

Jack obviously buys the Charlie bighams, as its a very odd thing to price match otherwise

Jack, just go to lidl
The dishes were spotted in one of her photos a few months ago 🤣 for someone who cos plays being poor she does a crap job hiding her luxury shite.
 
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You know what, she may even be involved in the most tertiary way but it's obvious who is running this show, Tom and Marcus.

You can cling to those coattails all you like hun, they'll be the ones actually getting tit done.
 
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