Just bought my weekly pack of Richmond sausages!! Have them with pancakes on Saturday morningsAgreed. It’s all about the Richmond vegan sausages. They are l
LM’s don’t even come close.
Jack Monroe #135 No measurable outcomes
- Start date
-
- Tags
- Jack Monroe Threads Wiki
- Status
New to Tattle Life? Click "Order Thread by Most Liked Posts" button below to get an idea of what the site is about:
WHAT WOULD SHE KNOW ABOUT MAKING A GOOD ROUX AAARGGHHHH.
That's it in a nutshell. RM can't afford to duck up and gloss over it with oooopsie did a chaos.
Can't stand the expression check your privilege but Jack Monroe CHECK YOUR PRIVILEGE and if it doesn't work the first time then check it again and again until you get it.
Still no mention of this sausage thing or the pastitsio (sp?) on the LM insta, plus you can’t comment on the most recent one. How does she hoodwink these brands?! What do they get out of it? Tips to their customers to grind up kale as a seasoning because that’s something bizarre that she does? It’s baffling.
Jack Monroe is in the antonym section of the 'check your privilege' dictionary definition.
Jack planning a blog post about a single mother surviving on Primark and Aldi to send her children to private school 
duck me. Jack, help please: I buy stuff in Poundland, Lidl AND George at Asda but haven’t got £1000+ a month for my child’s private school. What am I doing wrong?!?!?
Also, I know it’s been discussed IN GREAT DETAIL but I’ll never get over the fact she raised £3000 from selling her stuff in her early twenties. I reckon I’d get about £200/300 for the handful of tech stuff I own now. I’d have to sell the baby for that kind of money.
duck me. Jack, help please: I buy stuff in Poundland, Lidl AND George at Asda but haven’t got £1000+ a month for my child’s private school. What am I doing wrong?!?!? Also, I know it’s been discussed IN GREAT DETAIL but I’ll never get over the fact she raised £3000 from selling her stuff in her early twenties. I reckon I’d get about £200/300 for the handful of tech stuff I own now. I’d have to sell the baby for that kind of money.
Neither of my parents earned anything like what Jack's parents did and we weren't poor growing up. We certainly weren't well off but we were fed, had clean clothes, the odd package holiday and my parents were homeowners. The area we lived in for most of my childhood was economically mixed but overall mainly middle class- to a small number of proper rich people so you'd occasionally feel like a bleeping peasant in comparison but like I say we were not poor by any stretch of the imagination. I'd say we started off working class and eventually scraped lower MC. It's well after I left home that my parents started making anything comparable to Jack's parents and even then I think they'd still fall a bit short.
We did have a couple of our very own The Poverty incidents when my dad was made redundant and things were briefly pretty miserable materially - no treats, everything basic, parents going mental about lights getting left on but at no point did anyone miss a meal. Granted it was a basic witch of a Kwik Save meal you got and with hindsight that time my mum tried to convince me that "loads of people" use dry own brand Weetabix instead of bread when they run out was probably a bit of brief povvo improv but no one starved. Sorry but there is no bleeping way Jack's parents skipped meals- I suspect they occasionally wanted a bit of time to sit down and eat together without looking at that whining shitshow across the table.
[/QUOTE]
Next thread title whiny shitshow
If I may be so bold, I will speak on behalf of Cornwall, Port Isaac, and (a real stretch) the Fisherman’s Friends... we don’t want her.
I had to go to my ACTUAL place of work today in real clothes and everything so I haven’t checked in and bleeping ‘ell... how is there a new thread already? You all deserve long dino naps, let’s hope she takes a weekend off
Hehe, I did find this on the patsitsio thing. I’m not a chef, sorry guys, have no idea how to spell it.
Has anyone ever heard her mention liking sea shanties before? I’m so here for Captain Jack
Sorry for taking the thread away from her lies but there are certain issues with this dish.
1.It looks like there is cauliflower in it (large white lumps). No cauliflower in recipe. What is it?
2. Those red things are kidney beans. Judging the scale, that potion is tiny. Ffs.
3. She uses one tin of toms and 6 sausages for 4 people. Enough food there? After calorie counting the hampers she is dangerous.
4. Spinach has been folded in, magically gaining the properties of whipped egg whites.
At no point over the last week has she stopped peddling tit. How is she allowed to be paid to produce this?
I thought mushrooms which also aren’t in the recipe!
Honestly I'm going to set a montage of Jack recipe snaps to Why by Annie Lennox and upload it to YouTube. I am 90% vegetarian so I make Butter Paneer and it comes out a nice orangey-red colour. Why does hers look like a grim puddle with bits in it?
I *think* the stuff that looks like cauliflower is actually the Linda McCartney sausages which she's meant to be promoting lmao.
You're right. I thought they were wrinkly mushrooms
How can she do that to veggie sausages?
(I was about to take out my frozen ones to photograph for the cabal to compare and then thought someone may draw sad faces on them)
I think the things that look like cauli are the sausAges? Cut into bits?
ETA: @Veronicaaa beat me to it
ETA: @Veronicaaa beat me to it
So;
*I am sure the list of people achieveing things could be expanded, these are just 4 things off the top of my head.
- Roadside Mum has had a good chat with Chartwells and clearly explained the outcome on her twitter- no retweet.
- Marks and Spencer’s are offering a meal plan and a free fiver- no retweet.
- Marcus and his pals have written a letter -no retweet.
- Various people respond to her wail, explaiNing how helpful their council have been - no retweet.
*I am sure the list of people achieveing things could be expanded, these are just 4 things off the top of my head.
- Status