Jack Monroe #134 Suffer the little squiggles, for I am The Poor

[Pocahontas]

Maybe she’s been checking out what’s growing under her finger nails that can be used in her next maverick recipe

Great sourdough starter.

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

I hate those crappy blue knobs, by the way. What possessed her to do that? And the pink ones in the kitchen.

The knobs have been annoying me for ages. #knobrage

 

[I’MBUSY!]

One of the following things happened here:
- Jack took the photo herself on a timer. (Pathetic.)
- SB took the photo while she slept. (Sad and worrying for SB, who as she likes to remind us, is only 10.)
- LC took the photo while she slept. (Unlikely because she's a grown up and BUSY.)

None of the options are great really.

 

[Hollaaa]

Why's she got a bleeping microscope? Is she trying to find some integrity?

View attachment 385034

Just imagining what my employer/future employers would say if I posted this from my work Twitter. Probably "whoever agreed to take this for you probably should have stopped you posting it online". Can you get sentient tripods down John Lewis?

 

[Emmapism]

I am bleeping squealing.

Same. Today's laugh? A high pitched squeal laugh. It's hurting my chest

 

[Starsanddaggers]

Is Jack still quoting bible verses and talking about Jesus? Of all of them I find Evangelist Jack the most ridiculous.

 

[girolle]

Please don't tell me I'm the only one who looks at those staged photographs and practically eviscerates my innards through cringe and second-hand embarrassment?

 

[Skyfall]

So...who's taking the picture, Jackie? I thought SHE LEFT!

View attachment 385011

The face is blurry. At least set the bloody timer better.

 

[Dogmuck]

#knobrage

Its real!

 

[Tittykitty]

Why you cry?
Because Boris lie
What happened?
Man lie
Oh no I’m sad
My dripping eyes
Man lie
Boris lie

She should have just quoted this

 

[Emmapism]

Oh god I've got such a case of the giggles I can't. It's gone full Mutley

 

[TurnedUpInTipp]

‘Don’t be nasty to Jack, ever.’
I think these people really do believe she’s 12 years old.

I'm actually more shocked that someone would talk to Kathy Burke like that!

 

[Nottonightbabe]

What a tool
Notice how she's taken the shot with all her many folders of 'paperwork' behind her, to add to the "I'm so tired, I work so hard squiggles" vibe.

 

[NP]

So in the 40 mins between her last tweet and that photo, she was caught napping uncomfortably across a bunch of chairs and woke up to post the photo? Did SB give her a nudge and hand Jack her phone after taking the photo?

MAKE IT MAKE SENSE.

 

[kachoochoo]

coopsy must've taken it on his own iphone

 

[HarderFaster]

This entry is about Jack's regret at not voting in the 2010 general election, or "recently" (I assume in local elections), and she encourages others to vote. She seems to support Labour, Lib Dems and the Greens. (Oh and that she'd lived in her flat for 5 months. That's a long time for someone who moved 24 times during The Poverty).

https://web.archive.org/web/2013020...ck.com/2012/03/05/voting-why-should-i-bother/

During the arguments with Corbynites, didn't she claim she had always voted Labour? Did she ever say she didn't vote in 2010?

Wowser. This is actually pretty damning, I think, coming from someone posturing as a political activist. She couldn’t be arsed to vote, as a grown ass adult, because it didn’t affect her? Ugh. Just what I’d expect of someone who grew up privileged tbh.

Another one who only gets mad about injustice when it’s levelled at her.

So... 2010, no vote. 2015, voted Green (fine but wasted). 2016, spoiled Brexit ballot. 2017, slagged off Labour and planned to split the left wing vote in her constituency. She’s not exactly a shining light of political integrity, is she? Nor a particularly reliable Labour member.

(To clarify she can vote for who the duck she wants, but she should keep the name ‘socialist’ out of her mouth)

 

[LavaFlake]

I hate those crappy blue knobs, by the way. What possessed her to do that? And the pink ones in the kitchen.

The knobs have been annoying me for ages. #knobrage

Same. Money can buy you Cotswolds but clearly no eye for design.

 

[NP]

I'm actually more shocked that someone would talk to Kathy Burke like that!

I love Kathy Burke. A woman whose childhood was spent in actual poverty and faced real hardship unlike cosplayer Jack. Shame to see she’s been suckered in.

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

Here's the last time she was caught catnapping.

Screenshot from @Ladderedtights

 

[Emmapism]

But really it just shows you the power of her grift. Like others have said, it would be impressive if she wasn't doing so much damage.