Jack Monroe #134 Suffer the little squiggles, for I am The Poor

[Captainmouse]

Maybe she punched one into the wall when she saw the letter with THAT MAN as a signatory...

Isn’t the octopus missing? HE LEFT

 

[BlendedSlop]

A hole in the wall? She’s lept from Dickensian east end to the blitz

Maybe it's actually a "hole in the wall" meaning an ATM that just shoots out cash siphoned from the Patreons' bank accounts (since we know how much bother she has with normal ATMs that swallow her cards and don't recognise her tattoos)

 

[LyraBalaqua]

Here's the last time she was caught catnapping.

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How one seemingly innocent impromptu photo can make the average Tattler absolutely, bleeping, steaming mad just by looking at that smug pretend face.

 

[jenny2603]

Not to get on my soapbox but this really does piss me off. I have always voted in local elections, European elections, general elections...anything that involves a ballot box, I'm there. I live in a Tory safe seat but that still doesn't stop me making my voice heard. People have died for universal suffrage. It just shows how opportunistic the 'appeasing the Corbyn crowd' move is. If she does identify as a socialist, well, better late than never but I wish she could just be honest about her past views and decisions.

She's not saying she's a socialist now, is she? I can't keep up. I thought after the bio update she'd LEFT the left.

 

[Starsanddaggers]

Imagine Friday night for SB

"let's watch Mama's recent TV interviews shall we? With soft buttery bread and warm mugs of milky cocoa"

Then imagine Jack's manic laughter and looking at him HOOTING at every remark she makes.

#savethesb

 

[jenny2603]

Imagine Friday night for SB

"let's watch Mama's recent TV interviews shall we? With soft buttery bread and warm mugs of milky cocoa"

Then imagine Jack's manic laughter and looking at him HOOTING at every remark she makes.

#savethesb

I can't wait until he's old enough to join Tattle.

 

[Captainmouse]

‘Don’t be nasty to Jack, ever.’
I think these people really do believe she’s 12 years old.

She does nothing to disabuse them of the notion, smol ickle scampering pixie

 

[SoulRebel]

Is #feedthechildren (tuppence a bag) viral yet?

Auto wanted tuppence to be Tupperware. So handy for those lukewarm school forgotten but so passionately fought for.

 

[I’MBUSY!]

On this following link, she says she is pricing up her belongings for the big open house sale, to be held on the 18/08/2012:

https://web.archive.org/web/2013020...the-eternal-frustrations-of-job-applications/

She says she lost her benefits when trying to return to work, in the pub, which is slightly different from when she said in the May that she was choosing not to claim benefits to set a good example for her son. More interestingly, she says she is now volunteering full time. If that was true, wouldn't it be costing a bomb in childcare? Did she have relatives and a supportive co-parent to look after him for free? Or is it just another lie.

(Edit to get rid of double post)

 

[girolle]

She's not saying she's a socialist now, is she? I can't keep up. I thought after the bio update she'd LEFT the left.

I think my brain might have done a chaos here as I thought she had said this or at least implied it. Although it did irk me that she signed off THAT DM as 'your comrade', didn't she? (Happy to be corrected by a Frau with receipts!) The hilarious thing about this is the stream of tweets she is now receiving from Leftist Twitter. Her mentions must be chock-full of people trying to discuss her stance on Corbyn with her.

 

[Emmapism]

That 'I've fallen and I can't get up' gif has set me off again

I think it's just the sheer ridiculousness of it. I can't be angry about it

 

[LennyBriscoe]

Tom Kerridge stated on ITV less than an hour later (possibly paraphrasing) "There are enough people running around waving their hands in the air, this requires a long-term, carefully planned solution." No idea if her rants are even on their radar, but she is clearly seen as a rather pathetic joke at MR HQ.





I was getting more of a 'Wired for Sound' vibe from the hair and glasses..


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Aw FFS I’d just got over the video

(kidding, I LOVE it!!)

 

[Captainmouse]

Who the duck naps balanced across two chairs? duck off.

What’s balanced on her head?

 

[Aug1977]

Any guesses at to what the pink post-it says? I don’t think it is supposed to be out of focus. ‘Remember to call back Boris’ is my guess.

 

[jenny2603]

She does nothing to disabuse them of the notion, smol ickle scampering pixie

She's like Tinkerbell, if the squigs stop believing in her she'll vanish.

 

[Cactusflower]

I cannot keep up with this woman’s tomfoolery, it only seems like last week that she was having a flashback to a childhood abduction .
Part of me is concerned that she’s unwell whilst supposedly looking after her child but the witch in me is so excited to watch the chaos unfold . You literally couldn’t make this tit up.

 

[bananasplit88]

A bleeping sleeping selfie? Are you kidding me? I just can't deal with the cringe, it's too much.

 

[LyraBalaqua]

I’m so glad to be home and able to keep up with the thread.

 

[Captainmouse]

One of the following things happened here:
- Jack took the photo herself on a timer. (Pathetic.)
- SB took the photo while she slept. (Sad and worrying for SB, who as she likes to remind us, is only 10.)
- LC took the photo while she slept. (Unlikely because she's a grown up and BUSY.)

None of the options are great really.

ETA: tit, I forgot Cooper...

@Sentient mirror was it you?

 

[jenny2603]

Tom Kerridge stated on ITV less than an hour later (possibly paraphrasing) "There are enough people running around waving their hands in the air, this requires a long-term, carefully planned solution." No idea if her rants are even on their radar, but she is clearly seen as a rather pathetic joke at MR HQ.





I was getting more of a 'Wired for Sound' vibe from the hair and glasses..


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Oooft Tom is so mean and catty! I hope the Squigs don't get to hear about this.