Jack Monroe #134 Suffer the little squiggles, for I am The Poor

[KebabGirl]

Finally caught up! I picked the wrong week to have to do appraisal stuff at work. Luckily my own was very quick, I put I'M BUSY, are not familiar with my work?

I was 37 when I first bought a house. So she's well ahead of me and I've had a "proper" job for 20+ years. By that I mean I have to turn up every day, work a set number of hours and finish tasks set for me. There is a benefit because every bleeping month I get paid. Then I immediately pay rent / mortgage. Imagine that Jack!

Really bored of activist Jack. All she's doing is disagreeing with things - she's not campaigning and suggesting solutions other than what someone else has said. I almost think if Bozza said free food for everyone forever she'd disagree for the sake of it...

Anyway back to work, we corporate whores have to make it look like we're worth our money!

 

[colouredlines]

There isn’t a bleeping hole in the wall you lying freak!!

Maybe she punched one into the wall when she saw the letter with THAT MAN as a signatory...

 

[Chocolate girl]

Does she get a pound towards her forever home every time she says 'children are going hungry'
Because that is all I hear coming from her mouth, no solutions no resolutions no nothing just the same phrase parroted over and over again

 

[colouredlines]

There are public figures I admire, but I can't imagine ever blindly protecting them from any and all assumed criticism. Her squiggles need to develop some critical thinking skills, fast.

 

[HotesTilaire]

Please don't let her read this, please don't let her read this.

I don't think I could cope with her subjecting us to a charity single. Which would be, no doubt, written, produced and performed by Jackie who might let some of her celebrity friends join in the chorus. Cos she's a maverick founder, isn't she.

I Could, it’s the next step in her going full Lozza Fox and next stop- inventing her own political party that will go the way of her hashtag founding career....

 

[MancBee]

Does she get a pound towards her forever home every time she says 'children are going hungry'
Because that is all I hear coming from her mouth, no solutions no resolutions no nothing just the same phrase parroted over and over again

But she's an activist, she shouts and gets angry about the problems. She doesn't see why she should come up with solutions as well.

 

[Starsanddaggers]

I watched it to see the "furious attack"
It was just Jack nasally talking like a manic rabbit. She looked knackered. She never even said "liar".
She just said disingenuous because she's FANCY.

 

[Knit one Pearl one]

I'd forgotten about the wigs dressy up game. It seems a lifetime ago. Wonder what happened to all of them? What a waste of money when your rent payment is going to bounce.

If Mary Sloppins is anything to go by, they're in the wardrobe, waiting for Jack to play the next Louisa dress up game.

 

[Scarletfever]

But she's an activist, she shouts and gets angry about the problems. She doesn't see why she should come up with solutions as well.

She thinks speaking "emotively" about herself is enough.

How many more years of achieving bugger all will it take before the penny drops that it is not?

If I could ask Jack one question it would be why do you think that you deserve airtime over someone who is directly affected by these issues? Why do you think that people like Roadside Mum should not speak for themselves?

(Because you want a forever home is not a valid reason btw)

 

[Pocahontas]

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There are public figures I admire, but I can't imagine ever blindly protecting them from any and all assumed criticism. Her squiggles need to develop some critical thinking skills, fast.

‘Don’t be nasty to Jack, ever.’
I think these people really do believe she’s 12 years old.

 

[Dogmuck]

‘Don’t be nasty to Jack, ever.’
I think these people really do believe she’s 12 years old.

“Don’t be nasty to Jack, ever...or I’m tellin”

 

[lalalanded]

Nothing is sadder than seeing people you really like and respect being hoodwinked by this fraud.

 

[Montrachet]

Jesus, this just shows the utter ineptitude and danger of reporting these days. She didn't call him a liar in a furious attack at all!

Despite it being a complete non-story, Tattle can expect an influx of new subscribers when anyone now enters 'Jack Monroe - Liar' into a Google search.

 

[Ninch55]

But but jack, your rent has bounced for the last six months how will you be able to afford 25 copies of your book?

Wonder if they’re presale copies that she fondly imagined her vast social circle would beg for, and didn’t. She’s probably grubbing away in the loft as I type...

 

[xoxo]

Nothing is sadder than seeing people you really like and respect being hoodwinked by this fraud.

This has basically been my twitter feed for the last week or so.

 

[TheDragonWithAFlagon]

There's a new staged photo.

Oh, do duck off.

 

[Silver Linings]

 

[CabalofBolorneaise]

Jack’s entry for the “Bae caught me sleeping when it’s actually a selfie” meme category

 

[I’MBUSY!]

So...who's taking the picture, Jackie? I thought SHE LEFT!

 

[ChickenPorridge]

I am bleeping squealing.