Jack is a bit Basil Fawlty isn't she? Comes out without outrageous things. Ridiculous lies. Going to extreme lengths to keep a lie going. Wee bit shady on how respectful she is to minority groups. Wants customers but hates them and resents doing her job. Massive ego. Inverted snob. Even the era fits Jack's weird anecdotes and interests.
Jack Monroe #129 Jack, could we have a quick chat?
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where did you get this archival footage of jack decking her Tory brother at christmas ??
Definitely! You look from a distance and think how lovely, get a bit closer and you get a taste of the vicious underbelly.
Most definitely NOT a five star love dog (Michael McIntyre).
Sorry to quote myself, I typed as per, as in as per usual.I pick just shite as pet
got me
She wouldn't be a dog. She would be a Siamese cat. Haughty, destructive, annoying, dramatic and loud. They're also crap at singing and I've never known one successfully make an edible recipe or become a local MPi knew as soon as i posted that that it would be controversial - this is based on one experience with a terrible maltese tbf
what's a universally disliked and annoying dog ? that's what jack is
Hell yes!
I got bitten by a homeless man's chihuahua once. It's made me quite anxious around dogs ever since. Luckily it didn't break the skin
I was actually going to say this but I've met some lovely ones so a Jack comparison really wouldn't be fair.
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Monroe passed the 11-plusexaminations and attended Westcliff High School for Girls, a grammar school in Westcliff-on-Sea, before leaving at age 16, "bullied and disillusioned",[8] with insufficient GCSEs to progress to A-level (she sat 7 and passed 4 and a half of them).[9]
Just says she didn't have enough GCSEs to progress to A levels - nothing about being expelled.
Monroe passed the 11-plusexaminations and attended Westcliff High School for Girls, a grammar school in Westcliff-on-Sea, before leaving at age 16, "bullied and disillusioned",[8] with insufficient GCSEs to progress to A-level (she sat 7 and passed 4 and a half of them).[9]
Just says she didn't have enough GCSEs to progress to A levels - nothing about being expelled.
Here’s to a frugal “no spend” 2021!
guys, based on this description i think she's a boston terrier
how would she know? She has no taste of sense and smell due to the long rona...I bet they were not good sandwiches.
No! I have a smol Boston and she is the sweetest and quietest dog in the world.
Don't get all this chihuahua hate either, I have to say! Before I got my big boy, I was going to get 2 chihuahuas from the dog rescue, they were called Bubbles and Squeak, but I was DENIED because I lived too near to their previous owners (who they'd been taken from). I mean, I guess things work out for the best but I did spend many days mourning what could have been with those two precious little things.
She's definitely not cute enough to be a boston terrier, but 'loves the sound of his own bark' sounds very Jack-like to me
I love Chihuhuahuas (but then I love all doggos). But they are super yappy and annoying and full of their own self-importance. And can be very aggressive if not trained right.
If the shoe fits.....
I guess what can be cute in a dog is not so much in a 32 year old actual person.
I can’t hit ‘like’ on this post enough times! Perfectly put. I’ve found this exact same thing too. I was diagnosed with autism relatively late on (late 30s) and whilst I can look after myself and my husband and just about hold one part time ish job down that’s pretty much it. I’m permanently exhausted from just existing and really don’t have any outstanding talents or skills to my name.
I think she willy waves ADHD and Autism about like they’re a fashion accessory and an excuse for another ‘whoops I done a chaos, Betty’ - which does the square root of bugger all to promote either condition in a positive light.
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