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Jack Monroe #129 Jack, could we have a quick chat?
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The best thing is not to give it any attention and starve it of oxygen. Not the first time I’ve said this today funnily enough
I like that you are answering jack's poll here. Guarantees that your answer will get read first.
Can't even bleeping proofread, "bechemal"
This tit grinds my gears with influencers as well. You aren't writing a novel, bleeping proofread the very little you do write.
She might have been ACTUALLY 2 years old, but based on her musical, culinary and literary tastes she was pretending to be anything between 10 and 50 years old.
So, yes, thinking about when afternoon ends and evening starts could have taken up some of her mental energy.
Maybe she’s using her companies house age for this poll
I'm on a calorie counting website ( not myfitnesspal), and it's very like mumsnet, in that if someone asks a reasonable question, they get shot down in flames with replies like "read the home page like everyone else', and they don't like new members. So cliquey.
Yet another reason I love these threads
Yet another reason I love these threads
JFC .... why is EVERY question she has because she’s “””autistic”” ..... like NON AUSTIC FOLKS PONDER STUFF TOO YOU COMPLETE A-HOLE
Hey you guys, sometimes I'm happy and sometimes I'm sad. Do you think it's because I'm bipolar or because I experience emotions like all human beings?
Why is she so obsessed with moving everything around all the time?
To be added to my list of 'why' questions.
Why does everything have to be soft?
Why does everything have to have lemon?
Why is everything always on the turn?
Why always eggs?
Also why can't she just make a bechemel?
Marvellous, she's making sure to telegraph all her ailments to her uninitiated new followers, presumably so that when she does something reprehensible later on the squiggles will let it slide (or even leap to her defence) because she's SPECIAL.
The copy for that recipe is atrocious. She used 'usually' in three consecutive sentences in the first paragraph, was thesaurus.com out of action while she was writing this? 'Mozzarella' (in the ingredients list) and 'béchamel' are both spelt wrong. Don't worry though, our old friends from the nightmare-inducing DKL lasagne have made a triumphant return: black tea in place of red wine and a worrying white sauce that will definitely thicken. No horses involved this time, it's fully vegan. 'Firepower' is not the same as 'heat' either. Maybe I'm just incredibly pedantic but if someone calls themselves a writer I do rather expect them to be able to write.
The copy for that recipe is atrocious. She used 'usually' in three consecutive sentences in the first paragraph, was thesaurus.com out of action while she was writing this? 'Mozzarella' (in the ingredients list) and 'béchamel' are both spelt wrong. Don't worry though, our old friends from the nightmare-inducing DKL lasagne have made a triumphant return: black tea in place of red wine and a worrying white sauce that will definitely thicken. No horses involved this time, it's fully vegan. 'Firepower' is not the same as 'heat' either. Maybe I'm just incredibly pedantic but if someone calls themselves a writer I do rather expect them to be able to write.
"Is it an ADHD/ND thing to 'think'? My maverick brain just comes up with all of these 'thoughts'. Todays example is 'Put canned pears in a vegan Irish stew'"
omg i've never heard of this and will now be watching immediately. Genuinely feel sad that Michael sheen isn't my husband sometimes (no offence mr blurst)I've watched 7 episodes of the second series of Staged already. Saving the final one for tomorrow. Love you Michael
i'm also aware i've probably missed some more embarrassing jack behaviour so she's a bleep etc etc
Really? I should probably go let everyone know... add it to my Twitter profile etc.
You got it!
She has not exactly thrown herself in front of a horse bumming about on the sofa with an expensive phone and a crap hashtag.
Squiggles have pointed out an error on the recipe where she mixes up the pasta and passata (fb).
Darling Jack blames brain fog from covid.
Mum jumps in and rescues Jack but completely misses the point and starts going on about vegemince.
I would have settled for some custard in that pasta dish tbh.
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