Jack Monroe #127 No-spend year

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Big hugs to all of you who are affected by this new lockdown.

I have my bingo card ready for tomorrow:

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Love it!!! And guess what, I prepared Slop Bingo a few days ago but wasn't sure if I could post it as I used an online template from a bingo card printing provider and did not want to drag them into the slop.
Yours is better, mine only contained food.

Journalism training???
 
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Alternatively you could blend it all together, add loads of black pepper and bung it all in a curry then freeze it for future ready meals??? Xx

But in all seriousness, I hope you and all the other tattlers are doing okay with the new lockdown measures throughout the UK.
 
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Argh why is this so irritating? She seems to imply HE is helping HER initiative .


 
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Why, why is she so allergic to actually cooking fucking onions before using them in anything?
The joy of onions is to gently, softly cook them for as long as possible for their sweetness, then use them. Plus the smell is wonderful. Not bung them raw into every ghastly concoction.

That whole tuna, chickpea, tinned tomato 'recipe' is no more than 'put every ingredient in a pot at the same time and cook it for half an hour'. She literally cannot cook can she? Using slightly fancy words does not disguise this.
 
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No, she can’t cook , there’s never any talk of releasing aroma, timings to get the best possible flavour and texture from food.

Bung it in.
Fold it in.
Marinade for hours.

It is always about slow, long hours of cooking which results in a pile of brown, unidentifiable bilge in a bowl.

She doesn’t have a clue.
 
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Argh why is this so irritating? She seems to imply HE is helping HER initiative .


Support?! Loool the fucking cheek of it, he’s running this show Name me anyone else who’s produced the tangible results that he has over the last few years? And that’s not even thinking about the immeasurable impact of his work like encouraging ppl to engage in their communities and small businesses helping ppl therefore ppl supporting their local SB in the long ter ? And hopefully influencing a generation of younger football fans to be more socially conscious? Like sorry to stan but SUPPORTING?

She’s vile
 
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So, do we think that the explicit government statement about childcare bubbles being just for that and so the adults can work, and not for adults socialising is aimed at our dear friend.....
 
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Going by her twitter skitters last night, it’s almost like she feels gleeful at the latest announcement, so she can haul out all the old tropes. She’s a fucking ghoul.
 
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#thread title St Jack of the Unholy Slop
 
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I'm so glad you said this as i was beginning to question my understanding of what a tortilla is
A tortilla is unleavened bread, I think they mean Spanish tortilla, ie Spanish omelette. Though as there are hundreds of recipes online, why they need to consult Jack is baffling.
 
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Going by her twitter skitters last night, it’s almost like she feels gleeful at the latest announcement, so she can haul out all the old tropes. She’s a fucking ghoul.
Yes - Long Covid a distant memory - sooo last year (until someone annoyingly mentions it - then she reverts to being momentarily feeble but brave) and now the highly giddy posts with lots of !!!!!!!!!!
Grim.

https://giphy.com/2xPSQnLa2plliv7F4j
 
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