Of all the ways I could have predicted she'd respond to the latest wave of criticism, making herself look like a Victorian consumption patient and posting a "Feel sorry for meeeeee" selfie surprisingly wasn't at the top of the list. Surprised she hasn't mentioned expecting a shipment of leeches for her latest round of medieval bloodletting treatment later today (probably a good thing for the poor leeches; they deserve better than having to suck the 'rona out of Jack only to end up bunged in a curry with sardines and tinned pineapple chunks for their trouble).