Oh god it’s the bountiful Tesco Express yellow sticker assortment she was drying on the radiator the other week (not in the dehydrator she never uses)It’ll be the 2 years worth of dried yellow sticker mushrooms
She already completed it mate, she done the co-ordinates for the BBC where we think she first met Louisa Compton who gave her covid and stole her Brexit tinsembroidery is more sophisticated, it would be a one day in a lifetime hobby of hers.
Ahhhh the heady days of their romance, leading up to Jack taking her out for a Harvester salad bar before shouting a marriage proposal at her over an episode of EastendersShe already completed it mate, she done the co-ordinates for the BBC where we think she first met Louisa Compton who gave her covid and stole her Brexit tins
Why does this make me laugh so much, every timeLouisa Compton who gave her covid and stole her Brexit tins
When Jack performatively used a walking stick now she’s a pescatarian (fish is in the freezer) bodybuilder in a head scarfAhhhh the heady days of their romance, leading up to Jack taking her out for a Harvester salad bar before shouting a marriage proposal at her over an episode of Eastenders#romantical
That picture always reminds me of one of my cats many years ago. He refused to come out of his carrier for his boosters, hanging in there with all four legs against the edges of the opening. The old school vet got fed up, got his head and neck out, and plied the syringe. Boots' face was exactly like this - "Mum! He stuck a needle in me!"Sorry ...gotta do it
Where's the trolley ? Is it still at her agent's ? Fuck why does this shit bother me so muchWhat are we all still waiting on from Jack? Mine are:
- The book led by voices of black people in support of BLM
- The BLM takeover of her account
- What the mystery ingredient was in her cake
- The book about poverty
- The ouchy mouth recipes
- The announcement that was coming after her posing in her underwear on the counter
- The announcement on the reason that she was using the comic book filter
- The vegan crackling recipe
Any others?
Yes, absolutely. (hasn't been used for a while)Pie Jesu she’s an absolute arsehole isn’t she.
Jack to HTRIA: stop calling me fucking demonic!!!!Tbh it clearly wasn’t the stress of the horrible situation the pandemic put so many families in else they’d have tried couples counselling. Louisa probably realised what an absolutely clapped demonic soul JM has loool soz bb there’s no fixing that
That reunion was glorious.I'd be there with my big ringbinder of receipts like Monique Samuels at a Real Housewives reunion.
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Is that some sort of crumpled cushion on her head there or a half-eaten cowboy hat?Conquering her fears, of course! View attachment 363358
Is that one of those designer mixed breed doggos ?Oh fml "collab" is her new favourite word
The long list of local artists one could support BEFORE Christmas.What are we all still waiting on from Jack? Mine are:
- The book led by voices of black people in support of BLM
- The BLM takeover of her account
- What the mystery ingredient was in her cake
- The book about poverty
- The ouchy mouth recipes
- The announcement that was coming after her posing in her underwear on the counter
- The announcement on the reason that she was using the comic book filter
- The vegan crackling recipe
Any others?
I have an old early 1950s Singer which is a solid metal black and gold with an electric motor bolted on the back. I learned to sew on it and would never have bought another one if it did zigzag rather than just forward and reverse. I've also got a new Singer which is a black and gold 1590 year anniversary one. It's about as shit as the Brother and Janome that I've also had in the past. I've a Janome overlocker but find that threading it is a nightmare; i would dearly love of those that thread themselves, but would need to win the lottery first.I have an elderly new home (janome), and a brother overlocker that I bought in lockdown
I got the new home serviced and was chatting to the guy saying I fancied a new machine and he told me to stick with that one as they're bomb proof. Tbf, it does everything I need and more besides.
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