Oh god it’s the bountiful Tesco Express yellow sticker assortment she was drying on the radiator the other week (not in the dehydrator she never uses)
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She already completed it mate, she done the co-ordinates for the BBC where we think she first met Louisa Compton who gave her covid and stole her Brexit tins
Ahhhh the heady days of their romance, leading up to Jack taking her out for a Harvester salad bar before shouting a marriage proposal at her over an episode of Eastenders
#romanticalWhy does this make me laugh so much, every time
When Jack performatively used a walking stick now she’s a pescatarian (fish is in the freezer) bodybuilder in a head scarfAhhhh the heady days of their romance, leading up to Jack taking her out for a Harvester salad bar before shouting a marriage proposal at her over an episode of Eastenders
That picture always reminds me of one of my cats many years ago. He refused to come out of his carrier for his boosters, hanging in there with all four legs against the edges of the opening. The old school vet got fed up, got his head and neck out, and plied the syringe. Boots' face was exactly like this - "Mum! He stuck a needle in me!"
Where's the trolley ? Is it still at her agent's ? duck why does this tit bother me so much
Yes, absolutely. (hasn't been used for a while)
Jack to HTRIA: stop calling me bleeping demonic!!!!Tbh it clearly wasn’t the stress of the horrible situation the pandemic put so many families in else they’d have tried couples counselling. Louisa probably realised what an absolutely clapped demonic soul JM has loool soz bb there’s no fixing that
That reunion was glorious.
Is that some sort of crumpled cushion on her head there or a half-eaten cowboy hat?
Is that one of those designer mixed breed doggos ?Oh fml "collab" is her new favourite word
The long list of local artists one could support BEFORE Christmas.
I have an old early 1950s Singer which is a solid metal black and gold with an electric motor bolted on the back. I learned to sew on it and would never have bought another one if it did zigzag rather than just forward and reverse. I've also got a new Singer which is a black and gold 1590 year anniversary one. It's about as tit as the Brother and Janome that I've also had in the past. I've a Janome overlocker but find that threading it is a nightmare; i would dearly love of those that thread themselves, but would need to win the lottery first.
