Neither did I until I brought her tin can book, bought some ingredients and every single recipe I tried failed. Dear reader, they were vile.I really didn’t think it was possible to dislike someone I’ve never met so much
And I have been cooking for years, so it wasn't me, honest guv.
bleeping fraud she is...
PS: don't get me started on the trifle, the bleep.
PPS: Sorry about the swearing, I'm that annoyed.