Don't mean to honk my own horn too much but
Jack Monroe #122 You don’t batch tweet when you’ve got a 106 fever
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Don't mean to honk my own horn too much but
I got dumped a month ago after two years together so I feel your pain! Xx
Fraus - disaster! I FORGOT THE YORKIES 
What am I going to pass off on Instagram as being lovingly mixed by own hands
But the rest of the (mostly M&S) dinner was lovely:
What am I going to pass off on Instagram as being lovingly mixed by own hands
But the rest of the (mostly M&S) dinner was lovely:
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Happy Christmas ninnies and special thoughts for those not feeling the best today 
Loving the pics of everyone’s Christmas grub that hasn’t overnighted in a slow cooker... didn’t get any pics of mine but was v tasty, honest guv, and the chocolate mousse went down a treat (That Man’s recipe)
Loving the pics of everyone’s Christmas grub that hasn’t overnighted in a slow cooker... didn’t get any pics of mine but was v tasty, honest guv, and the chocolate mousse went down a treat (That Man’s recipe)
So the one thing they wanted, they didn’t get. Nice.
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Oh dear, I have a confession to make: I had porridge for breakfast this morning. It did have pears in but in my defence, I didn't put gelatinous cream on it or bronze it with cheap gold glitter, edible or otherwise and there were certainly no smudges of any description.
That roast is making me want to cry more than I did when I found out the area I'm in is going into Tier 4 tomorrow. The weird flabby wrinkly chicken is a particular highlight. I also like the complete absence of any kind of sauce in her 'self-saucing' cauliflower cheese. If there are other people there, she's only saying they didn't want roasties because nobody would dare say anything against her for fear of the howls of 'I'VE BEEN THE MOST HORRIBLY ILLEST EVER AND YET I PREPARED ALL THIS SLOP FOR YOU INGRATES'.
Merry Christmas if you celebrate, dear hearts
I've cracked open an alcohol-free beer and I'm now off to cook my Christmas dinner for one.
That roast is making me want to cry more than I did when I found out the area I'm in is going into Tier 4 tomorrow. The weird flabby wrinkly chicken is a particular highlight. I also like the complete absence of any kind of sauce in her 'self-saucing' cauliflower cheese. If there are other people there, she's only saying they didn't want roasties because nobody would dare say anything against her for fear of the howls of 'I'VE BEEN THE MOST HORRIBLY ILLEST EVER AND YET I PREPARED ALL THIS SLOP FOR YOU INGRATES'.
Merry Christmas if you celebrate, dear hearts
I've cracked open an alcohol-free beer and I'm now off to cook my Christmas dinner for one.
YES! The soft soft wrinkly ‘poached’ chicken makes me feel off. Why are the squiggles pretending A) it looks delicious B) she’s cracked the Xmas dinner code C) she deserves time off for good behaviour?Oh dear, I have a confession to make: I had porridge for breakfast this morning. It did have pears in but in my defence, I didn't put gelatinous cream on it or bronze it with cheap gold glitter, edible or otherwise and there were certainly no smudges of any description.
That roast is making me want to cry more than I did when I found out the area I'm in is going into Tier 4 tomorrow. The weird flabby wrinkly chicken is a particular highlight. I also like the complete absence of any kind of sauce in her 'self-saucing' cauliflower cheese. If there are other people there, she's only saying they didn't want roasties because nobody would dare say anything against her for fear of the howls of 'I'VE BEEN THE MOST HORRIBLY ILLEST EVER AND YET I PREPARED ALL THIS SLOP FOR YOU INGRATES'.
Merry Christmas if you celebrate, dear hearts
Merry Christmas to all, now duck off!
I don’t believe those sprouts were done in a slow cooker at all. They seem too solid and although they aren’t bright green I would have expected them to be a lot browner. If they were I bet her house smells really bad right now. I can’t find the tweet now but she posted something about testing Christmas dinners for months.... was this during the £20 slop?
Happy Christmas, my favourite bunch of witches!
im unsure what I was looking forward to more -
My own dinner, or the picture of SadJack’s slowslop. I hope BB hasn’t got her sense of taste back yet.
I did Yorkshire puddings again! I concur there’s no way Jack’s aren’t shop bought.
(there was chicken and PIBs for husband, child, cats and fox)
im unsure what I was looking forward to more -
My own dinner, or the picture of SadJack’s slowslop. I hope BB hasn’t got her sense of taste back yet.
I did Yorkshire puddings again! I concur there’s no way Jack’s aren’t shop bought.
(there was chicken and PIBs for husband, child, cats and fox)
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"Siri, show me sprouts cooked overnight, "Sous Vide" at the temperature of my first piss of the day...."
books? completed 'em mate
What is the actual point of asking for book recommendations if you've already read everything in the genre?! If I was naughty, I would tweet her a made up book title by a fictional author to see what she said. But seeing as I am nice and I stick to the rules, I will not.
Can't she talk to sb and bb instead of being on twitter? Oh wait....
yup, definitely no one there. Who the hell spends Christmas day tweeting pictures of their cat if surrounded by nearest and dearest?
Nobody asked what presents you got Jack. Tone deaf yet again considering her followers use food banks, a lot can’t afford presents and won’t be having Christmas lunch.
Like a child reeling off their Christmas presents when Grandma asks what Santa got them. Pathetic.
She’s put the grinning, not at all ‘shopped trifle clutching pic up on instagram with the usual gubbins of it defeating her. Comments are all on how well she looks which she’ll hate.
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