Have some doggo floof everyone! (No, not dodgy floor, thank space you, autocarrot.) Someone enjoyed the squeaky present even if someone else woke me up by stealing all the duvet.
Jack Monroe #122 You don’t batch tweet when you’ve got a 106 fever
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if that was on come dine with me it would be a laughing stock. it is a terrible effort for an alleged food 'professional'. probably went straight in the bin.Oh dear god Jack! It looks exactly as predicted, grimly revolting
Who could have imagined that cauliflower (no cheese) would have come out of an overnight stay in a slow cooker looking like a pile of tit? And the chicken cannot be saved by smothering it in Bisto, mate. We know what you did.
Merry christmas to all!
Just nipped in to say two things. Firstly, who the duck has porridge for breakfast on christmas day? And secondly, that slow cooker Slopmas dinner has depressed me more than being in teir 4
Just nipped in to say two things. Firstly, who the duck has porridge for breakfast on christmas day? And secondly, that slow cooker Slopmas dinner has depressed me more than being in teir 4
I love them all, they are gorgeous!!
Is that ketchup?
I think she had one with a chalkboard, that was quite small so that is at least 8. must be like steptoe and sons house in her place.
Not going to lie.
The carrots look like Eygptian Mummy Toenails.
Hope, Grace, Faith and Mara say thank you.
Happy Christmas everyone, I hope you’re all having a fabulous day!
I’m sure I’ve mentioned before, however I don’t cook - my parents/grandma/anyone other than me cooks and that’s fine because I consider myself to be terrible, it’s definitely more won’t cook than can’t though
Anyway I stupidly volunteered myself to make the starter for Christmas Day today, and I am so proud of myself - I didn’t poison anyone surprisingly. And I’m really confident my prawn cocktail would be better than anything JM could ever ever make. So here it is! No hands even in sight
I’m sure I’ve mentioned before, however I don’t cook - my parents/grandma/anyone other than me cooks and that’s fine because I consider myself to be terrible, it’s definitely more won’t cook than can’t though
Anyway I stupidly volunteered myself to make the starter for Christmas Day today, and I am so proud of myself - I didn’t poison anyone surprisingly. And I’m really confident my prawn cocktail would be better than anything JM could ever ever make. So here it is! No hands even in sight
So, 4 hours or maybe even less after a heavy breakfast of porridge made with cream and mincemeat, she sat down for Christmas day dinner/lunch/whatever you call it. I thinks not. If I eat porridge I can't eat anything else for hours afterwards.
Sure squiggle, sb couldn't wish for a better mum than someone who apparently told her son that Christmas is cancelled
Sure squiggle, sb couldn't wish for a better mum than someone who apparently told her son that Christmas is cancelled
So very dry !
tit, you've cracked it. That does look like a dinner for one.. and she would totally post the whole spread if there was more. Just imagine how bonkers someone would have to be to pretend that they have a houseful of guests when really they're eating alone. Quite sad really.
I’m just wobbling in, lovelies.
Merry Christmas now duck OFF. With jingle bells on.
Ps. Tarnished cutlery. Mucky mare
Merry Christmas now duck OFF. With jingle bells on.
Ps. Tarnished cutlery. Mucky mare
I agree she so smug and arrogant, loves nothing more than showing off. not today jack.
Can we have a moment of quiet contemplation for the slow cooker broccoli? It didn’t make it 
ran out of milk my arse, you've got a milkman,
The sprouts are yellow. The carrots look like the ones in canteens which have sat around for hours.
Did she duck make those Yorkshire puddings. Homemade YP never ever ever ever look the same. They never ever ever cook evenly because of the hot oil, there is always black bits
but then she’s a bleeping liar and a tit cook, so none of this is worth pointing out.
Did she duck make those Yorkshire puddings. Homemade YP never ever ever ever look the same. They never ever ever cook evenly because of the hot oil, there is always black bits
but then she’s a bleeping liar and a tit cook, so none of this is worth pointing out.
Merry Christmas frau and all. Thank you very much for all the giggles .
Just to report after a cooker malfunction I managed to produce Roast Beef and all the trimmings with a two hob hot plate and halogen oven in 3hrs start to finish without wailing and clawing at the floor and much sitting down inbetween . My Aunt Bessies looked just like Jack's yorkies too
Just to report after a cooker malfunction I managed to produce Roast Beef and all the trimmings with a two hob hot plate and halogen oven in 3hrs start to finish without wailing and clawing at the floor and much sitting down inbetween . My Aunt Bessies looked just like Jack's yorkies too
I agree. If SB and BB were there she wouldn’t have been able to resist a pic that had the backs of their heads in or their hands/arms.
If SB has been at his dads for the day, we will surely get this exact pic this evening to “prove us wrong”...
She lost me at "no roast potatoes" ...sorry to anyone who hates hem but CHRISTMAS DINNER WITH NO ROASTIES 
That is not a Christmas Dinner Jack, that's sadness on a plate.
That is not a Christmas Dinner Jack, that's sadness on a plate.
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