Jack Monroe #122 You don’t batch tweet when you’ve got a 106 fever
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Butter? She really is going for gold at Christmas isn’t she?
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Slow cooked veg?!? Can’t she boil the sprouts for an hour like normal terrible cooks.
she won’t like Christmas. The attention won’t be on her will it.
duck off you all. Child has disappeared with her stuff and phone to text her mates....
she won’t like Christmas. The attention won’t be on her will it.
duck off you all. Child has disappeared with her stuff and phone to text her mates....
Happy Christmas! As we are being plunged into Tier 4 at midnight (like Gremlins) I’ll be seeing the two offspring today. In other news Jack’s Rona experience is getting longer and longer. Jack - on the 15th you were taking about eating Ramen in your pants. You have not been ill for two weeks.
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Jack, it's rude to phone that late.
Pause to bleeping vomit?!
I see the butter is in play.
Doesnt she have a milkman/woman, so how come she has run out of milk? Ours delivered enough for the Christmas period.
And it looks like Cooper have been sick again.
Out patron is trending on twitter! Happy Christmas, Vlad, thanks for all the bitcoin!
"Ridiculous" is probably the right word for once. Why are things always cooked "in its own juices"?
Does not sound appetising and makes me think of that manky bit of fish she cooked.
I'm probably more inclined to eat vomit..
Good tidings to the canal, the latest horridge looks like it has fish on top! I’m going to start the day with traditional Xmas solid food (Ferrero Rocher) it hasn’t been sprayed gold and there’s no tinned fruit in it!
I only wish I'd found ye sooner! Happy Christmas all. Ye've had me fizzin' n'hootin [and simultaneously boaking] for many months now.
Update on the Hellmann's/Animal Crossing collab for Fare Share. 50,000 meals donated!
What kind of idiot runs out of milk at Christmas? Like I’m not being a total witch am I? Or is it all one of her v v hilarious bullshit stories? If one of my friends ran out of milk on Christmas Day I’m sure I’d say it’s easily done and not to worry and take some round, but who doesn’t put milk in their virtual basket when ordering (or in Jack’s case, tell the milkman). She believes herself to be in a food desert, and shops are closed today. Why would anyone calling themselves a professional cook be that underprepared?
My kids begged me to sign up to Disney+ today, so now I’m a Mandelorian widow and just standing here watching my ham cook
My kids begged me to sign up to Disney+ today, so now I’m a Mandelorian widow and just standing here watching my ham cook
Merry Christmas to you all! I will definitely be checking in throughout today. I don't like the pressure of Christmas so it's always low key here. Food, presents, TV, and being lazy, with regular (tattle) breaks for peace, quiet and a laugh! Thank you for all your sharp wit. Love it 
Having a big black dog day here but it could be worse I could have been presented with that bloody porridge. Good wishes cabal, and thank you
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