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Also sending everyone love after yesterday's crap news xx
Also sending everyone love after yesterday's crap news xx
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Did she give you any make up tips in addition to medical advice? I hear lady doctors and nurses have an innate ability to do that.Ha - exactly the same here. Apart from I think it was a lady nurse for me
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Very disappointed in the squiggle tweeting the Sloppies at Louisa, hope it's not a tattler. If you read here I'd delete that tweet please, Louisa in all odds won't find it funny.
Don't mind Kirsty or Matt seeing it, though if you don't spend time on the threads there are so many inside jokes in the Sloppies I reckon you'd need a Frau lexicon to decode it
By the way did anyone else clock this tweet in sir Matt's likes on twitter???
Maybe we'll get a reunion on Saturday kitchen after all!
"Hope that's Fahrenheit" can you imagine the state of someone who's body temperature was 106C?! joints on fire indeed...
Edit: loved our interplanetary friend's acceptance speech!
bit of Elton to start the day!
Don't mind Kirsty or Matt seeing it, though if you don't spend time on the threads there are so many inside jokes in the Sloppies I reckon you'd need a Frau lexicon to decode it
By the way did anyone else clock this tweet in sir Matt's likes on twitter???
Maybe we'll get a reunion on Saturday kitchen after all!
"Hope that's Fahrenheit" can you imagine the state of someone who's body temperature was 106C?! joints on fire indeed...
Edit: loved our interplanetary friend's acceptance speech!
bit of Elton to start the day!
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One of the two. I know that’s mega helpful
if I can time it right then same time as roast potatoes, while meat and other stuff is resting/covered. I turn my potatoes about every 15-20 mins anyway so if I’m sure they won’t burn in 20+ mins of high temp, then I’ll do them together. I’ll sometimes do stuffing at the same time as yorkies, as I do it in a deep dish at the bottom of the oven so it doesn’t interfere. They work fine reheated, I quite often have a big pile of them on a rack on the side, and put them back in at the end. They heat through extremely quickly so just need about 90 seconds or so.
don't want to piss on anyone's chips, but mrs matt's twitter feed is quite unpleasant. and I don't think we want that nonsense here no thankspaceyou 
I see what you mean.don't want to piss on anyone's chips, but mrs matt's twitter feed is quite unpleasant. and I don't think we want that nonsense here no thankspaceyou
ETA: She also retweets Laurence Fox and Darren Grimes ffs. Anyway, moving on.......
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I saw that and was hoping it was someone different. I had to stop looking after the JK Rowling nonsense. That woman needs to shut her gob as far as I’m concerned (JK Rowling. And Jack. Not Mrs. T., I’m keeping her out of it, but agree that the thinly veiled transphobia garbage does not belong here.)don't want to piss on anyone's chips, but mrs matt's twitter feed is quite unpleasant. and I don't think we want that nonsense here no thankspaceyou
oh a bit further on, there's a laurence fox retweet. how lovely.
and I'm assuming it's her as matt follows
all very disappointing
Laurence bleeping Fox and Darren pissing Grimes?!
duck sake, Mrs Matt.
duck sake, Mrs Matt.
"Hope that's Fahrenheit!" could be a good new topic title 
I never thought I’d see something worse than brendas sausage “delight” but the moussaka has ended me 
I didn’t food came that colour...
I didn’t food came that colour...
“Editorial standards” and it “works out pretty much the same across all the major supermarkets” LOL never read so much tit in my life, AGAIN not to
myself but I work in corporate comms and media relations for a wide range of clients *including* one of the goddamn major supermarkets and she’s just WRONG. I’d guess the vast majority of people know that there is a huge difference from Iceland to Sainsbury’s to Lidl to Morrisons.FFFFFUUCCCKKKK OFFFFFF
Oh! Oh! I didn’t think I could really work Twitter, and don’t have an account, but if you search it you can scroll down and see the retweets. What. The. duck.
This is not gentle/misguided type stuff. It’s relentless bigotry. It made me feel a bit sick. Jack needs to stay well clear of her, not the other way around. J is a lying narcissist, but she doesn’t need or deserve friends that crappy. I wonder who follows her. I’m flabbergasted, seriously.
This is not gentle/misguided type stuff. It’s relentless bigotry. It made me feel a bit sick. Jack needs to stay well clear of her, not the other way around. J is a lying narcissist, but she doesn’t need or deserve friends that crappy. I wonder who follows her. I’m flabbergasted, seriously.
Let's hope it all ends in a massive three way Twitter spat between Jack, Fox and the Grimes boy. A liability war that would be enjoyed across the political spectrum as we all watch hoping that there is a way all sides can lose.oh a bit further on, there's a laurence fox retweet. how lovely.
and I'm assuming it's her as matt follows
all very disappointing
It could kick off with Fox threatening to sue Jack in the belief she'd accused him of eating her garden hose. Grimes would chip in with some "this kind of smear campaign is typical of the socialists". Monroe would come in shrieking about her SEVERE covid and write Potatoes 2: Taller Tales from a Brief Benefit Claim in an effort to shame them into leaving her alone. It would fail.
Know there are a wealth of options but could I please nominate 'mind the gravy' as a thread title 
Also I received several emails forensically detailing the Christmas recipes yesterday (must have signed up when I was naive!) Specifies del Monte grapefruit in the starter but no mention of #ad or 'other brands are available' dodgy af !
Also I received several emails forensically detailing the Christmas recipes yesterday (must have signed up when I was naive!) Specifies del Monte grapefruit in the starter but no mention of #ad or 'other brands are available' dodgy af !
That's really annoying about Matt's wife.
I applaud this level of pedantry.
Does it duck work out about the same. I can feed my wife and me on around 25 quid a week or so at Lidl if you take into account the omnipresent 3kg bag of pasta, and it isn't a Dickensian horrorshow either. Same amount at Tesco would get roughly half the shopping. Don't shop at Waitrose except occasionally for booze but it's not as extortionate as she seems to make out.
God she fucks me off so much. People get creative when they're poor, especially students, Jack seems to want to punish them?
Just watching Saturday Kitchen Best Bites. Andi Oliver seems to be presenting and is cooking with Jack's fave Gennaro Contaldo. Just imagine, in a different universe (in which Jack didn't make a wally of herself on national TV) it could've been her!
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