oh, it'll still be sitting on a sideboard, gaining sentience. the scoby will be walking any day now
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That “gravy” has just reminded me. What happened to the Kombucha ?
I won't believe she has Covid unless she explicitly says so. She's avoided saying it so far - probably in the belief that she will catch it and THEN she will say so.According to what I've read, about 80% of covid cases have mild symptoms, or none at all.
There is a 0% chance that Jack will be in that 80%.
It will be like glue, she didn't cook the flour out and the starch will make it gummyLooks gloopy - look at the air bubbles!
Oh no it’s ok, hun! Just use baking spread and some mandarin juice, it’ll thicken up eventuallyAnd nice to see the the vegans can't have the gravy either as she has put lard in it, mind you that would be a blessed relief.
It's Sallie Axl! Whoops wrong thread...I've got a few pages to catch up, but I wanted the share this photo of the angel from the top of our tree. She fell off the tree today and both her arms broke off in bits. I've glued/sellotaped them back on, but instead of praying, she now looks like she's doing a slow, sarcastic handclap and she is totally a Frau! OMG, she's lost a bit of eye too
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That poor chicken looks wretched. It looks as if it’s been shrunkDid the turkey die of old age? It's wrinklier than Lizzie Birdsworth. Terry the Sparrow looks in better nick than that and he's been dead for weeks.
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Fuck me that is genuinely the most disgusting recipe. Blend your raw onions with 2 types of fat and some herbs? Why not roast them or saute them as a flavour base.Now I did warn you before about this gravy of nightmares, but here you are:
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It’s already got a tinned mandarin juice baseFuck me that is genuinely the most disgusting recipe. Blend your raw onions with 2 types of fat and some herbs? Why not roast them or saute them as a flavour base.
Looks as if she's plonked it on a bed of lingreenie.Many pages behind, but surely this is rice pudding? After Southend constabulary have cracked our case of the century they’re gonna have to look for the missing person in this dish - where the fuck are the prawns?!
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Looool someone beat me to it! X
Now I did warn you before about this gravy of nightmares, but here you are:
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Quoting myself like a narc- I missed off the 300g luxury nut roast £2.50Oh it’s zero waste now is it?
Because I’m FEWMIN at the latest arrangement of slop, I’ve just popped over to Iceland.
I filled my trolley with -
Starter- Brie and cranberry pastry crown £2
Main- bacon wrapped turkey breast serves 4 1.15kg £7
20 Yorkshire’s £1
900g Mixed veg £1
907g Roasted potatoes in veg oil £1
400g Sprouts with chestnuts £1
280g Red cabbage £1
Any bisto that’s veggie £1
24 “trimmings” pigs in blanket and pork stuffing balls £3
Dessert- luxury Xmas pud serves 4 £2 (half price offer)
1kg Birds custard £1
£23.50
I’d probably not bother with frozen mixed veg, I’d spend the £1 on fresh carrots and swede.
This isn’t a zero waste dinner. There’s plenty of leftovers for Boxing Day. And it’s frozen so it will keep.
I think there’s too much spent on the meat to be honest. But yeah, similar cost as Mackie, but using much less electricity and with leftover food for another day....
Don't do it! Think of the children.Is anyone willing to take the risk ...make this and report back??
I’m predicting bitter onion with a background of stomach churning fat
And how the fuck does it thicken??
Oh it’s zero waste now is it?
Because I’m FEWMIN at the latest arrangement of slop, I’ve just popped over to Iceland.
I filled my trolley with -
Starter- Brie and cranberry pastry crown £2
Main- bacon wrapped turkey breast serves 4 1.15kg £7
20 Yorkshire’s £1
900g Mixed veg £1
907g Roasted potatoes in veg oil £1
400g Sprouts with chestnuts £1
280g Red cabbage £1
Any bisto that’s veggie £1
24 “trimmings” pigs in blanket and pork stuffing balls £3
Dessert- luxury Xmas pud serves 4 £2 (half price offer)
1kg Birds custard £1
£23.50
I’d probably not bother with frozen mixed veg, I’d spend the £1 on fresh carrots and swede.
This isn’t a zero waste dinner. There’s plenty of leftovers for Boxing Day. And it’s frozen so it will keep.
I think there’s too much spent on the meat to be honest. But yeah, similar cost as Mackie, but using much less electricity and with leftover food for another day....
I've always enjoyed a good parody Yankee candle.Sorry who the fuck would want to wake up Christmas morning to the smell of onions?!?! For the love of god, gravy the forgotten Christmas scent. Someone needs to let Yankee candle know this they are missing a trick.
Am hooting that lung up.At least if she's got COVID she's finally gone viral.
How convenient@Gazelle, I am vegan so I am excused.
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