Jack Monroe #118 Diagnosis: gifted

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I wonder if she's uploading to Insta so they're filtered and (not) pretty and saved to her phone before quickly deleting them
It says blog? Assume that’s website, but every visit earns her money, so not going there
 
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I really relate to thinking you're going mad as contrary to what she says she gets very little grief on Twitter for an account with so many followers. It was always quite puzzling to me to be watching her increasingly embarrassing dramatics only to click the replies and see an army of squiggles blowing smoke up her arse. It was something of a relief to come here and find I wasn't alone.
 
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I don’t understand insta, and don’t have an account, I peep occasionally through gramho so don’t know how real that is
I've been getting notifications from Instagram but when I go to her page, the posts don't actually exist. So she's either posting and deleting immediately OR she's scheduling the posts and, for some unknown reason, I'm getting notifications when I shouldn't be. Hope that makes sense

ETA: The photos are now on Twitter. 8 million of them. Poor @Silver Linings.
 
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Exactly this. She would go on and on about all the 'abuse' she received and I would look through her tweet replies and it would just be constant arselicking and talking about her like some sort of martyr for the poor. I kept seeing her being rude to people, contradicting herself, constant theatrics. I just thought, why aren't people just telling her to give it a fucking rest and get off Twitter? And why aren't people critiquing her for choosing to share every detail of her life on social media and then throwing almighty strops any time anyone dare say anything that doesn't fit with her narrative?

A particularly funny one for me was the incredibly transparent wheeling out of her brother 'who has an Afro' out of the blue, conveniently timed with when she was getting shit for not following through with her (non-existent) BLM work, and the total meltdown she had when people questioned why she was cutting his hair during a pandemic. 'I DIDNT SAY I WAS CUTTING IT NOW'.. but you asked for advice... now... that never got mentioned again.
 
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She's just bombarded twitter with christmas slop posts, including what I assume is the dessert slop which was the beetle photo. There's a video of it with sad sparklers in and a slow groaning noise in the background like when you slow down sound...

It's just referred to as "this" so we still don't know what it is.

ETA: 18 posts in 1-2 mins, must have a program doing it
 
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Firstly, you’d need a pint of water to get this abomination down. It looks so dry, I don’t think I could swallow this


Then, is this meant to be gravy? As it’s not even the right colour? The whole thing is a pile of shite, I could do better with £23 and I don’t even cook. Also, the Yorkshire puddings look frozen.


Recipe costing Jack is one of my absolute hates. It isn’t 11p per serving as you can’t buy a teaspoon of flour and some chicken juices you absolute numbskull. So it’s always going to cost more. So disingenuous.
 
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I really want to know what this. I assume the yellow stuff is custard but it has a oily looking residue on it which isn’t typical of any custard I’ve ever had
 
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I really want to know what this. I assume the yellow stuff is custard but it has a oily looking residue on it which isn’t typical of any custard I’ve ever had

I think she's sprayed that edible gold stuff on it

and she gets a tick off the list for the secret stock ingredient! potato water thickens apparently
 
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The video is like some horrifying scene from a David Lynch film.

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that looks like a one of those growths dr pipple popper removes.
 
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Gravy looks like it was made from boiled onions, rancid fat, chicken stock and mandarin juice with nothing to thicken it. Oh wait, it was!
 
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