Jack Monroe #110 Hands up, who likes me?

[Veronicaaa]

BUTTER ISN'T IN THE BUDGET, GUYS! Except for when it is.

 

[Veronicaaa]

We should get the high and comedown in pretty quick succession when the internet remains stubbornly unbroken.

tfw you fail to break the internet. Again.

 

[Harrybosch]

Does she think men don’t have hair?

Look at me, I'm so sexual. Eating a kiwi is sexy. Dribbling juices. Humping stews. I'm just so random and sexy. Sex, sex, sex. Haha, so funny.

(sorry, she's causing me to malfunction)

 

[Pocahontas]

So obviously the posh chair is the latest in her ‘I’m going to show you an expensive item and then spin a load of lies about how I acquired it.’

Tonight on the wheel of providence: a second-hand shop exactly three miles away and no means of transport but a pescatarian bodybuilder. Clap. Clap. Clap.

 

[jenny2603]

I'm wandering about alternately muttering "mussels. With pears?" and "traaaazers? On a bird"

She's broken me. The rest of my life will be like this with only rinsed hoops to sustain me.

 

[LavaFlake]

Does anyone remember in February when Jack made her own sanitiser and was going to "share the recipe soon?"

This was when Italy was going into lockdown and you couldn't get the stuff for love nor money... Of course all deleted now.

 

[Scarletfever]

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"Splurge on a pat"

Hold me Caroline, I'm scared.

 

[Pixieboots]

thread title #111 bodybuilding pescatarian shows off her mussels

 

[Silver Linings]

‘A fit of the bluesies’

 

[HotesTilaire]

Big hugs to all of the cabal who have had the narc experience. I do wonder if that is what draws us together- a shared need to keep receipts. When you’ve been gaslighted and victimized as much as a narc’s target, it’s a kind of protection.

 

[TriviaNewtonJohn]

Why does she keep repeating the 'do you expect me to throw out all my food' crap. No we would just like some honesty and for JM to stop claiming she's feeding 2 adults and a child on £20 a week.

 

[ScamSandwich]

I could be horribly wrong but did the Frauen at any point explicitly or unexplicitly forbid her to buy butter? Asking for a friend.

 

[Bobtheknob]

I can hardly contain my indifference.

Thread title nomination.

 

[HotesTilaire]

Would you like some fruity seafood stew with your black pepper?

 

[Silver Linings]

ETA - second one almost instantly deleted.

 

[Silver Linings]

I don’t know if this is against the “rules” but I voted politics. Just doing my part to save the world from Jack’s recipes.

I voted food because I can ignore her food but her politics persona makes me want to go and live on the moon.

 

[jenny2603]

Olive bread sauce, is basically bready olive porridge slop isn't it. Personally, I'd have the right hand side of that list with spaghetti. Boil the spaghetti, dress it with lemon, chilli, chopped olives and oil, meanwhile stir fry the breadcrumbs and garlic until golden and toasted, Serve the pasta with the golden garlicky breadcrumbs flung over the top with sheer abandon.

That sound lovely but can I take the pan to bed to greedily stuff the lot into my willing facehole whilst emitting the moans of an amorous warthog? This is a deal breaker for me as I am a very sensuous person.

 

[Silver Linings]

 

[Dogmuck]

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Does she think men don’t have hair?

 

[MrsOgre]

Why can't Jack look up what words mean?