Jack Monroe #102 Stop getting Bond wrong!

[Veronicaaa]

Coincidentally, I'm currently deleting loads of screenshots and just came across this one, which suggests he's not bothered about the environmental impact of cars, she just can't afford one.

The displacement of indigenous people? Pfft, does Squiggle not know that Jack RENTS? What about her forever home?

Yeah nobody realises Jack's being displaced from her indigenous land of Thorpe Bay by affluent OAPs

 

[Pocahontas]

The word “Nannas” really annoys me, it just sounds so derogatory. Why not “Grandads”...did they not have and use bubble bath? When it’s used it’s always in a slightly “oh she’s an old woman” way. Boils my piss (not a JM recipe)

I hate it too, BB. It’s fucking derogatory - like ‘nanas’ are stupid, basic and twee just because they’re older, women, and have children who have children.

 

[Scarletfever]

 

[Oofadoofa]

ah, it's that victimised stage of the current cycle, interesting. Also, deflecting the guilt and blame onto the buddy, manipulation 101

 

[Veronicaaa]

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Wow you have to hand it to her - it really takes a special skill to make MACARONI CHEESE look this bad.

 

[Aardvark]

So she’s gone mad for 10p limes and bought 2, which is the same cost as a single one from Asda (currently 20p on their website) but as she doesn’t know what to use them for she’s spent the same amount of money on twice the volume of an ingredient she’s going to have to force into another meal before they go off.

And surely buying something because it’s cheap rather than being something you need is antithetical to shopping on a strict budget, that 20p could get you an extra baking potato, which would be the basis of one adult’s easy, filling lunch.

There’s a false economy, and then there’s that.

 

[MrsOgre]

I'm staying away from here for the time being as she is making my shit itch. Just been on twitter and she's all up in my feed about making a white sauce for a bread and butter pudding what the absolute fuck? Please can someone stop her? Meant to share this the other day too and forgot. Will be back soon when I can face catching up on last few threads

 

[kachoochoo]

(sorry for the spam I’ve been avoiding black dog head shit by giffing)

1. we love you, never stop the gifs. they give us life.
2. big hug
3. my boyfriend has just noticed that whoever's face you put jack on, it looks like his parents' next door neighbour

 

[chocolate choux]

She really needs to learn to deal with her emotions. Her reactions are completely knee-jerk and melodramatic, and have the opposite effect of what she’s hoping for (confusion, indignation and amusement rather than pity). It’s not working, and it’ll only become more ineffectual as time goes on and squiggles grow wise(r) to it

The glass chaos is just pathetic. Eco-warrior squiggle (hopefully) doesn’t give a toss, and won’t see a connection with the criticism because there isn’t one (except in Jack’s maverick brain). She reminds me so much of a narcissist I know, faking medical stuff all the time. For people who consider themselves so special, they are all the bloody same

 

[Alansbigplate]

Cousin Eamonn getting right up in Jack’s niche

 

[Alansbigplate]

Lots of love to you @Alansbigplate and any other fraus who have ouchy brains at the moment. I hope that your black dogs soon turn into cheeky little puppies and scamper away.

 

[DeviledSmeggs]

Hey Jack, if you don’t like being held accountable for your bullshit, do not read here! It’s not that fucking hard! No one from here is harassing you on your SM and maybe you should listen to people who were formerly your fans and how damaging you can be to them. Jesus H. Christ, she boggles the mind. Really has this professional victim bullshit down pat.

 

[Harrybosch]

All these things are stuff she has already had in her storecupboard, according to Jack. That store cupboard must be bigger than my local Tesco Express

Yet she posted a picture of a sad little cupboard with only a few value items just a few weeks ago. Gawd, she's such a liar. £20 is just such bullshit. It's not possible to feed 2-3 people with a balanced diet for a week. End of.

 

[Veronicaaa]

Eco warrior Jack strikes again

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This list includes Unilever, who as we know recently paid Jack a 5 figure sum #ecowarriorJack

 

[MooBelle]

Evening Cabal.
It is now October 18th and she's been to bloody Asda again....
A couple of points...
Why? Just fucking why?
She's doing it for no reason and lying as well. WHY?!!! She isn't including toiletries/cleaning products/pet food/bog roll. So she's NOT spending £20.
She admits she get milk delivered. This also not in th 20 quid. Also, if it's 'milk and more' delivering it you can get loads more than milk delivered. They also pay less to the farmers than the supermarkets do.
She claims she's making 42 meals out if it all. She isn't, the boy is with his father for quite a lot of the time (i still maintain he is the resident parent) so she doesn't have to provide meals for him all week.
Oh and, as always, WHY IS SHE SO INSUFFERABLY RUDE?!!!!

Back in my Grunka time machine...

 

[TurnedUpInTipp]

I think the only reason she’s calling that a goulash is because she’s put some paprika in it. So authentic! Especially when her notes tell you how to put a Mexican (WTF) twist on it.

'Hanukka Roast Pork and Crackling. I've put an Ashkenazi twist on it by using Kosher salt and getting Louisa to ride it past the synagogue..'

 

[SoulRebel]

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How can you be naive or puppyish when you have been trotting out the same dull bullshit for nearly 10 years? You have made a fucking mint out of exploiting poor people.

Unfiltered! Oh my life, when was that Jack O'Big Booby checked shirt, I will kill you with my rolling pin and a laser stare photo taken? (Lego hair)

 

[Veronicaaa]

I think you'll find she has a BADLY infected finger arising from a SEVERE splinter. Now FUCK OFF.

 

[BlendedSlop]

Amazing recap as ever!

I've got such a vivid mental picture of the last few hours at Casa Slop. Jack frantically clicking through tank videos for her VERY IMPORTANT reference while Bond theme songs blare from various radios. Her stomping around the shitty bungalow ranting about that bullying cunt of a squiggle and her asparagus vendetta while BB makes "there there" noises and mops Jack's fevered brow/rubs ointment on her ouchy finger (all the while looking for an escape route).

 

[Pocahontas]

What going on with her hair?