Jack Monroe #102 Stop getting Bond wrong!

[PoorPatrol]

Or- conspiracy theory- she was really born in 1978, it wasn’t a companies house mistakeandis ten years older than she should be??????

No no noooooo - you’ll summon her, this sends her over the edge!!

 

[SoulRebel]

For purists and pedants
20x52.142
Divide by 12 = 86.90 per month
.142 takes account of leap year (I only know this from being a payroll clerk back in the day!)

Dang! I forgot that 2020 is a Leap Year.

 

[MaggyMay]

that is not a weekly shop. it's just not. no one's weekly shop looks like that

 

[Oofadoofa]

Her tv exec 'buddy' is LOADED, a budget of tenner a week (her share) can only be cosplaying, nothing else. And if she isn't involved in this and is topping up with daily lunches etc, she should call out her charlatan 'buddy' for misleading the gullible fools who believe it and for dragging her into the narrative. - or she's complicit.

 

[kachoochoo]

what a load of rit. fOrEnSiCalLy

and still no sign of letdown larder

 

[Satisfying Click]

The fact that she mentions 'cheating' when putting together the food shop and spending shows it's a game to her and not done out of necessity

 

[Lemonsweets91]

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that is not a weekly shop. it's just not. no one's weekly shop looks like that

So much meat as well!

 

[Silver Linings]

so £5.20 on things she couldn’t resist, or in Jack parlance, a third of a cheese.

 

[colouredlines]

Chicken breast fillets "with added water for succulence" ñom ñom top quality meat Jack!

What happened to the wonderful butcher she was briefly but effusively praising?

 

[Lemonsweets91]

what a load of rit. fOrEnSiCalLy

and still no sign of letdown larder

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But it is cheating though...

 

[Silver Linings]

 

[colouredlines]

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"Haven't bought butter in ages."

YOU HAD BUTTER MISO AUBERGINE WITH EXTRA BUTTER LAST WEEK

TBF it wouldn't surprise me to hear there was no real butter in the butter sausage curry though

 

[Begborrowsteal]

Honestly. Every so often I remember that she actually has written and sold cookbooks. cookbooks. lol wtf.

 

[Silver Linings]

I know it’s preaching to the choir, but ‘I barely drink coffee and sometimes have a cup of tea’ is so harmful. It basically says that poor people don’t even deserve that, and if they do have it they’re not as virtuous as saint bloody Jack.

 

[Harrybosch]

All these things are stuff she has already had in her storecupboard, according to Jack. That store cupboard must be bigger than my local Tesco Express

Yet she posted a picture of a sad little cupboard with only a few value items just a few weeks ago. Gawd, she's such a liar. £20 is just such bull. It's not possible to feed 2-3 people with a balanced diet for a week. End of.

 

[Silver Linings]

urgh. Shut up shut up shut up.

 

[Deej]

She says she barely has coffee, but a couple of days ago she was tweeting about her morning espresso and the gone off milk!

 

[HotesTilaire]

Dang! I forgot that 2020 is a Leap Year.

I don’t know why we are worried I Might summon Jack with my tongue in cheek conspiracy theory, but if she is reading this I am about to bore her, and the whole cabal away with maths.
The point 142 is a fraction of a leap day divided across every week in every year zzzzz
otherwise wages/RENTING etc would cost one day more in a leap year than a normal year. Instead every year/month/week contains a tiny fraction to cover the eventuality. I’ll see myself out.

 

[Nottonightbabe]

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Have we seen her taking the cost of the delivered milk and juice out of the budget?.

This is helping absolutely noone. Even if she wasn't being quite frankly dangerous and misrepresenting what people can live on, just taking photos of what you've brought back from the supermarket is pretty bleeping useless .

She's doing this to brag, no other reason.

 

[Blurp]

what a load of rit. fOrEnSiCalLy

and still no sign of letdown larder

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What a load of forensic balls. She talks rit.