Jack Monroe #102 Stop getting Bond wrong!

[Into_the_tunnel]

I think one phone is on tattle and one is on twitter at the moment

 

[TurnedUpInTipp]

Mumgella mentioned Klingon Gagh last night... Oooh, and look, Jack has mentioned it today.

 

[Montrachet]

 

[Begborrowsteal]

Its comical and infuriating just how fucking ridiculous she is! This is a woman in her 30s, with a child. Lol wot

 

[veryfondoftea]

Ahhhhhhhhh she’s such a liar. Also BUTTER. She mentions not having it but a few days ago made a bloody butter based meal. Whhhhhy is she so full of shit?!! I’m howling on the floor right now

 

[Smeghead]

What’s up - you not having fungi?

 

[ChickenPorridge]

She's literally trying to end anyone ever, ever asking her a question on Twitter. Asking the Patreons to not post publically, and now making an almighty show of that poor woman who was asking a few innocent questions about her shop. If being held to account here is affecting you that badly Jack maybe it's time to step down from Tweeting bullshit 24/7

 

[TurnedUpInTipp]

Imagining Mrs TUIT secretly preordering Just Eats now

Hahaha! When I said we lived in the arse end of nowhere, I wasn't joking. We're too rural for amazing things like Just Eats!
Directions are given like, 'Ye know the field O'Dwyer puts his cattle in for half of June? Well, the lane down the side of that which brings you out by that wall Duffy has been building for 5 years? Opposite there.'
(I'll be getting something out of the freezer just in case!)

 

[bignose28]

As a frau-come-lately I've only ever been witness to distraught, abandoned, heartbroken Jack

Was preparing myself for loved-up-blissful-bubble Jack being insufferably smug at the privilege of a "lockdown" setup that enabled her to see so many of her nearest and dearest. Nervously (naively) bracing myself for Happy Jack to materialise and torment us.

What materialised? Atrociously miserable sore-finger Jack arseing about Bond movies and tanks and stepping on glass on Twitter.

Plus ca change...

 

[Emmapism]

For @Alansbigplate and any other Fraus having a bit of a shite one. You are the wind beneath my wings

 

[DeviledSmeggs]

Jack had to throw a massive tantrum and now we’re going to need another thread again. Doesn’t she see what she’s doing to us???

 

[Begborrowsteal]

Honestly. Every so often I remember that she actually has written and sold cookbooks. cookbooks. lol wtf.

 

[Scarletfever]

Eco warrior Jack strikes again

 

[Alansbigplate]

Those mushrooms are large, but no way are they as big as her face. It is called perspective. She is holding the mushroom closer to the camera (phone).

It brings to mind Father Ted, these toy cows are small, those out there in the field are far away. Small, far away.

 

[heretoreaditall2019]

The do you drive isn’t the gotcha moment she thinks it is tbh, it just yet again shows how ignorant she is to anyone’s plight but her own fabricated one?

Maybe she should take some time to familiarise herself with Louisa’s back catalogue of work tbh. Ch4 news did a really interesting feature on kids in rural areas and how they were being excluded from further education & work because of a lack of affordable and reliable bus routes! Like one kid couldn’t go to college because there wasn’t a bus to take them there?!! Bus prices outside of London (can’t remember why but I think everything else was sold off?) can be shocking too, so many can’t afford it. If you’re working outside the home with kids having a car is likely cheaper than relying on public transport, and definitely easier.

If funds permitted she’d be in a Land Rover like mummy though and that’s where this resentment stems from!

 

[Pocahontas]

Take her as she is! Unfiltered, puppyish honest or naively enthusiastic! Or leave her be!

 

[Into_the_tunnel]

So .... points to note

#buddle buys food from Waitrose and that is allowed.

There is a lot of cheese and meat in that shop for a 90% vegan and a veggie #buddle that doesn’t eat cheese.

#buddle must have brought her own toiletries with her to the #bubblagow because there haven’t been any purchased in the “£20” for weeks.

Please can we all do a squiggle dance to try and get one to call her out.

 

[discokebab]

On the morning Grunk and just to add my joy to those in favour of Enviro-Squiggle and how much of a rude berk JM was. I am involved in environmental causes because I'm fucking terrified of the future and JM bringing up the "Do you drive?" was straight from the Gammon Playbook. Reserve the right to do whatever they want no matter because an eco-conscious person commits the sin of owning a car or not wearing sandals made from repurposed cork-board and discarded fishing twine.

Could have just skipped straight to the 'my friend did something nice for me' which is how I frame things that pain my tiny, stony, green corkboard heart and missed being v. rude.

 

[Nottonightbabe]

The do you drive isn’t the gotcha moment she thinks it is tbh, it just yet again shows how ignorant she is to anyone’s plight but her own fabricated one?

Maybe she should take some time to familiarise herself with Louisa’s back catalogue of work tbh. Ch4 news did a really interesting feature on kids in rural areas and how they were being excluded from further education & work because of a lack of affordable and reliable bus routes! Like one kid couldn’t go to college because there wasn’t a bus to take them there?!! Bus prices outside of London (can’t remember why but I think everything else was sold off?) can be shocking too, so many can’t afford it. If you’re working outside the home with kids having a car is likely cheaper than relying on public transport, and definitely easier.

If funds permitted she’d be in a Land Rover like mummy though and that’s where this resentment stems from!

Oh transport in rural areas is a huge problem for young people trying to find work etc. Where I live, we had one remaining bus link which connected us to two of the nearest towns, ran once an hour. Did require walking down to, and crossing a very busy and dangerous dual carriageway but still it was there.

That has now been removed, so there's nothing here now. If you want to go into the nearest town, it would require a taxi there and back, which would set you back around 40 quid.

We have one shop here in walking distance, a nice but pricey farm shop. So all her woe is me, can't walk to Aldi it's too far blah blah doesn't fucking wash tbh!

 

[Silver Linings]

StOP stAlkINg Me