Jack Monroe #102 Stop getting Bond wrong!

[PoorPatrol]

View attachment 304883could he literally get any more into her niche

If it wouldn’t be SEVERELY ~frowned upon~ he’d be in for the shin kicking of his life!

 

[DinosaurSenior]

@FridayFunDay I stopped following EastEnders when they killed off Heather Trott. Blimmin Ben Mitchell!!!!

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

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Am I being thick if it’s £20 per week that makes £80 where does the extra £6.90 come from?

 

[TurnedUpInTipp]

I suggest sausagne, or fish finger lasagne, whichever you feel would be less traumatic.

Are the recipes online?

 

[Chip1984]

For the avoidance of doubt my gif to you was suggesting I cannot be arsed

ETA here’s one I did earlier tho

No, no, no! Please leave Bowie out of this

 

[Miss Anne Thrope]

The only thing she is mindful off is how many more sideboards is too many

* Her answer ":none"

Too right. And also the only thing she’s mindful off is her tip jar, her Patreons and getting her mug on the telly.

 

[Walkdengirl]

Tank Jack was the very worst of them all, couldn’t even bring myself to read the issue numbers of misc army tanks coming out of other bigger army vehicles.

Omg guys I’m sorry I say nana so much! I genuinely call my baby’s grandmother nanny/nana/nan so now worried she hates me for it?! I’d feel weirder calling her grandma tho? Hopefully this is just like those pudding pies and regional rather than me being Satan xx

If I'm every lucky enough to have grandchildren I'm being nanna, my mum was a nanna, as was my mil. Our mums loved being called it.

 

[Flivver]

Bollocks. She's too young for TNG (or TOS) to have been on after school. Unless we're talking about when SKY took over the franchise (satellite TV in the early 90s - fancy) and went on to show DS9 after rerunning TNG. Although she would still have been too young for something that started at 8pm. Actually seeing ST:V is vaguely possible, as that was in late 1995/6.

The movies might have been possible, as they had started flogging video box sets by then, even though they were rated too high for a child of her age to watch - but she doesn't seem to think anything about Kirk or the actual barriers that Shatner et al broke down. As though she hadn't seen them...



This is a niche that nobody should consider trampling their boots into.

I used to work with a rabid ST fan. The full-on, convention attending nerd type who worked in IT.

He described himself as a ‘Trekker’ and not a Trekkie as these were the less committed, lightweight fans in his opinion. They probably just watched the films and tv series.

There was a film about them a few years back.

 

[LeftToMyOwnDevices]

To counteract all the eggs being consumed?

Yes, you’ve solved it! Here, have a sandwich

 

[Captainmouse]

Ahh, totally forgot she's transcended the 9-5 the rest of us mere mortals are forced to endure... the lazy bastard.

Does SB take himself to school then?
I hope he goes past a Greggs on the way.

He’s not there

 

[jenny2603]

I just read on Mumsnet (hardly a reputable source but I’m in a Google rabbit hole) that Jack once claimed to have been a sex worker?! Was she?! I fully support sex workers - sex work is work, plain and simple. However is this just another one of her lies?

No idea but remember sex work covers a lot of jobs and there are as many kinks as there are people, maybe all that greedy goblin facehole chat is really doing it for some 'specialist' niche interest group.

 

[sleepisforwimps]

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Our Jack? Be a band wagon jumper extraordinaire? Never



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My hairdresser is vegan and she’s got quite a lot of vegan cook books so I happened to mention Veganish last time I was in and she said she doesn’t fancy that one in fact she finds it quite insulting she’s just seems to be jumping on the vegan bandwagon to make money.
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[Duckypoo]

Do brenda’s bangers

I am willing to bet that it doesn't matter what you make, it will be beige and bland, just like she likes it

 

[TurnedUpInTipp]

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John Wayne Bobbitt's repeated night terror..

 

[Walkdengirl]

StOP stAlkINg MeView attachment 305964

Or :
Which one of my neighbours is stalking me on twitter.

 

[Scotty1976]

"Killing me softly with his song, killing me softly, with his song, telling my whole life with his words, killing me softly"

His = Tattle

This one's for you Jack. Dedicated.
Shout out to Jack!

How about Pink "I've got Money now "

 

[discokebab]

I've been thinking about the cannelini buerre blanc this morning. There's absolutely no doubt it would have been much better, probably pretty decent, with good chicken stock and butter. When recipes are so simple, there's nowhere to hide and vegan or low quality subs just don't work. Normal cookbook writers just say that. But I suppose when you're pretending to be 90% vegan you can't do that.

I've scooted over and had a quick look at that recipe. Its been about eight years since I've eaten anything resembling buerre blanc (Patrick's T'mun, Gozo - 'octopus' shaped pasta with a buerre blanc and truffle sauce. High rec) but now as a hypocritical car owning vegan I agree based on what I've seen and my vague flavour memory. I've got decent cooking experience so I have some success with following non-vegan recipes...Ranveer Brar on Youtube comes to mind as my successes, but now I pretty much just stick to actual vegan chefs and bloggers. There are little 'extras' that need adding to these very simple recipes, along the lines of the additions made in @Fruitjack 's Tattle Test to make them something enjoyable.

 

[vale]

Why has she been getting all that horrible manky veg from Asda when she could have been going to her good friend Dave the greengrocer all along?

Nothing makes sense and the food is sooo gross. Purple pasta stuffed with salad? Really??

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

Aside from the brilliant link back to Alan Partridge (is she doing this on purpose now?!), did she really, REALLY think that she's the only one who puts Dettol in their bath?!

Probably, Jack is a leading light what she does everyone else follows.

 

[Satisfying Click]

Over on IG, she has really cranked up the saturation on the photos - check out the table below the photo and compare the wood