Jack Monroe #102 Stop getting Bond wrong!

[Smeghead]

So she won't have to "duck under the cupboards"
I also forgot that when she was doing the DKL broadcasts from home she bought one of her many Cotswold units through and put it in the middle of the kitchen so she could face the camera. So that's another setup. Can you REMEMBER the fuss she made about that?! And all the extension leads!

Yep, she could have all this so nicely organised by now that it works like clockwork...

 

[TurnedUpInTipp]

Has there been a flounce?

 

[jenny2603]

New thread so can’t quote but dearheart Frau @Charitas has suggested ‘looking up a proper recipe’ for buerre blanc and therefore missed the idea that when we non squiggles cook one of Jack’s recipes it is not because we want a proper version; it’s because we are intrigued about whether her abomination of one could possibly work.

Yes, it owes more to a new experimental branch of scientific research than the culinary arts.

 

[Walkdengirl]

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There is nowhere near enough food there

 

[Clarends]

On the morning Grunk and just to add my joy to those in favour of Enviro-Squiggle and how much of a rude berk JM was. I am involved in environmental causes because I'm fucking terrified of the future and JM bringing up the "Do you drive?" was straight from the Gammon Playbook. Reserve the right to do whatever they want no matter because an eco-conscious person commits the sin of owning a car or not wearing sandals made from repurposed cork-board and discarded fishing twine.

Could have just skipped straight to the 'my friend did something nice for me' which is how I frame things that pain my tiny, stony, green corkboard heart and missed being v. rude.

Absobluddylutely. No blame no shame. Am also terrified for the future. Smug Jack hasn't a clue

 

[Mustard]

I just got a recipe from Mom into my inbox for Golden Egg Curry. She’s also given credit for it to someone else.

 

[xoxo]

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I might be wrong here, but that could be a Beko condensing tumble dryer on the right. Mine's the same but has a white door rather than a glass one.
I could be wrong though, it might just be a washing machine. But a tumble dryer would explain why her kitchen is so unfeasibly warm...

 

[acca00]

I still think it weird that she named a dish for Allegra, Come to Bed Carbonara and for Louisa, Come To Bed Parmigiana you’d think Jack with her mAvErIcK brain would be a little more imaginative

I took this as a sign of narcissism/BPD. Meghan Markle had a cat called Archie. Mrs. Jack is whoever Jack's current victim is. To a narcissist, they are not individuals - just an adjunct.

 

[Smeghead]

Every time she films from home she does it in the shed, in the dining room, on a camping stove, on a random plank of wood...

It's so she has something to blame when things go wrong. She always needs extenuating circumstances. God she's tiresome. Is the splinter out yet?

But then why the need for the dining table’s middle section over the sink and units in the kitchen?

 

[Captainmouse]

Even better with a...

I’m not surprised with the awful slop she makes, she probably has a mountainous stockpile of toilet rolls

 

[TheDragonWithAFlagon]

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They last longer because you don't use them enough.


And you need a nailbrush and packet of orangesticks.


Not expensive at 79p a bar from Superdrug, plus 50p for the brush and around £2 for the sticks.

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

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I’m no Nigella I admit but how could anyone make a meal(s) for 3 people with those ingredients?

 

[Nottonightbabe]

Look like a bottle of Lactulose...

To counteract all the eggs being consumed?

 

[Nottonightbabe]

Tank Jack was the very worst of them all, couldn’t even bring myself to read the issue numbers of misc army tanks coming out of other bigger army vehicles.

Omg guys I’m sorry I say nana so much! I genuinely call my baby’s grandmother nanny/nana/nan so now worried she hates me for it?! I’d feel weirder calling her grandma tho? Hopefully this is just like those pudding pies and regional rather than me being Satan xx

People prefer different things. My kids' nans are nan or nanny, Mr Nottonight's mum is a young nan and hates to be called Grandma as she sees it as an older sounding term! I have a friend who has grandchildren and insists on being called Grandma, she hates the term nan, thinking it sounds common

 

[Oofadoofa]

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Estate agent telephones blowing up across Southend as we speak... but hey, she may have plenty of opportunities to buy that dream house she's been banging on about for years now that half the street will be up for sale in the morning..

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

My tastebuds weren’t very happy

 

[Scotty1976]

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I read it as gash .

 

[bazzam]

The sausagne is on Jack’s website. I do not believe she ever posted the fish finger one much to the disappointment of no one.

Sausagne, 43p [Cooking On A Bootstrap]

Making lasagne is an arse. A labour of love. An every-pan atrocity strewn around the desolate wasteland of what was formerly your kitchen. I have made dozens of lasagnes in my short lifetime, and h…

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jesus heart attacks, gall bladder attacks. also it would just grease and lard everywhere.

 

[Oofadoofa]

I'm staying away from here for the time being as she is making my shit itch. Just been on twitter and she's all up in my feed about making a white sauce for a bread and butter pudding what the absolute fuck? Please can someone stop her? Meant to share this the other day too and forgot. Will be back soon when I can face catching up on last few threads View attachment 304823

She is the exact opposite of all four of those traits.

 

[Scotty1976]

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Oh .Trouble in paradise already .