Jack Monroe #102 Stop getting Bond wrong!

[Captainmouse]

How does she unknowingly keep breaking stuff?

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

Sorry for random question but out of interest when did Louisa 'she left' ? Was it after leftover larder/ mid lockdown? And did she broadcast it?

Mid lockdown. Late April/early May. It was kept quiet at the time.

 

[Eurgh]

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If that’s true then they are both as nasty as each other.

 

[veryfondoftea]

I'm so glad we are on a bit of Foodbank chat. Popped into my local this morning with loo rolls in amongst it and some body washes and stuff. Mainly because they are often neglected items on the Foodbank list as we've all talked about before.

Don't know if you Fraus remember that Foodbank I visited in Cornwall for a TV project that didn't make it past development (the story I was told about the lady would couldn't afford sanitary towels so was stealing loo roll). But they just appeared on the Simon Reeve Cornwall show. It's on iPlayer now. Donations have started to flood in. Honestly stuff like this makes my heart burst out of my chest.

I’ve got a fairly quiet day at work today so I’ve watched this. Never watched a Simon Reeve programme before and found it really well made. Cornwall looks so beautiful and then there’s the juxtaposition with some areas shown like Camborne. Found it really emotional and interesting to watch.

 

[Smeghead]

It’s this that gets most people’s backs up about jack. There’s a hundred people commenting on posts now and nearly 400 voting in the polls. Plus there just be hundred of lurkers. The majority of these are here because of the scamming of people with little money or at least less than Jack. Why can’t she just do what is getting paid to do. That’s the very least she should be doing as she’s getting paid handsomely to do it!??

Excuse the typos, was fumin!

 

[JoyceDivision]

This one has finally got me, I am sat on my own and could not stop myself laughing (why should I?) I think it's the crepey kneck with the facetuned face, the tongue, the fork, the hair, the look to the camera.....I just love it all.

It’s the wink that polished me off

 

[moglits]

Mate I don’t know whether to nominate you for a pride of Britain award or a Victoria cross medal.

Just spat my wine out at that. Whichever one gets C-Vords giving me a hug would be reet

 

[Captainmouse]

I think that was Veganuary.

Ah - found it!
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Thanks to @Bobtheknob

Thanks also nice to know I didn’t imagine it

 

[People-huv-tae-know]

I took this as a sign of narcissism/BPD. Meghan Markle had a cat called Archie. Mrs. Jack is whoever Jack's current victim is. To a narcissist, they are not individuals - just an adjunct.

Did Megan Markle name her child after her cat? I read that it's an anagram of her real name Rachel.

I agree with your Mrs J theory. I also think it's a bit disturbing that it took Louisa a month to say she didn't like pasta. That makes Jack sound like the controlling bully we know she is.

 

[TurnedUpInTipp]

@ChickenPorridge Someone with some legal cop on has had a word.
Probably when she was chatting shit with them about taking each and every one of us here to court.

 

[NP]

Bollocks. She's too young for TNG (or TOS) to have been on after school. Unless we're talking about when SKY took over the franchise (satellite TV in the early 90s - fancy) and went on to show DS9 after rerunning TNG. Although she would still have been too young for something that started at 8pm. Actually seeing ST:V is vaguely possible, as that was in late 1995/6.

The movies might have been possible, as they had started flogging video box sets by then, even though they were rated too high for a child of her age to watch - but she doesn't seem to think anything about Kirk or the actual barriers that Shatner et al broke down. As though she hadn't seen them...



This is a niche that nobody should consider trampling their boots into.

I’m the same age as Jackie and we watched TNG as a family (started airing in the UK on the BBC in 1990 apparently when we would have been too young to remember, then in later years on Sky) but I don’t remember watching it after school. My dad was a massive fan and even collected the magazines that went in a ton of LEVER ARCH FILES that I don’t think he’s ever looked at ever again. I definitely remember Voyager at the weekend as we would sometimes be eating our roast while watching it. We had FANCY satellite TV but no ballet lessons or Land Rover unfortunately.

 

[Grizzlybear]

More dry as a fucking bone pasta

 

[TheDragonWithAFlagon]

I just read on Mumsnet (hardly a reputable source but I’m in a Google rabbit hole) that Jack once claimed to have been a sex worker?! Was she?! I fully support sex workers - sex work is work, plain and simple. However is this just another one of her lies?

Probably made up to humiliate her parents more than anything else, I reckon.

 

[TheDragonWithAFlagon]

I am truly concerned at the thought of what effect that gif might have on our Jack.

Could try washing hands, leaving her hair alone, maybe even learning to cook?

 

[Lanie]

It's really not for to comment but how to her nails get so bad? I'd understand if she was a gardener or a trades person but twittering

Also Id like to say I'd understand if she had just came in form digging up said veg, not about to embark to cook said veg. She should always have clean hands.

 

[maytoseptember]

Didn't she post a few weeks ago a shop that came exactly to £20? Included no milk or juice.

Because the milkman delivers that, duh!

 

[Squandaaaaa]

https://www.verywellfit.com/recipe-nutrition-analyzer-4157076

this is really useful if you want to work out the calories in recipes with out having to look them all up.

The granola has 257 for a 38.75g serving
Unfortunately I don’t have any scales from a dodgy shop that measure that accurately just some standard ones that were *gifted*.

 

[TurnedUpInTipp]

On a mini grunk but wow this shopping budget Bellshill is ridiculous!! How, how (and sorry if I've missed something) has no one said, but what about the miso butter aubergine!!

And thanks to you lot, lovely cabal, I had a SEX DREAM about r Jackie, unruly labia and all (im gay which makes it more understandable but ) im so unbelievably traumatised, and I completely blame you lot.

However, I'll forgive you as you have been giving me some rare laughs whilst going through a grim break up in lockdown!

Rattling the tip jar for my therapy...

I have a fear of this!

 

[Sentient mirror]

She really reminds me of Kate Mckinnon as Rudy Guliani in this gif

 

[Nottonightbabe]

Go on then. Have a vote and I'll make whatever you choose tomorrow.

Ah can we add a poll on after the thread has been made? I think that would be a good way to decide