Jack Monroe #102 Stop getting Bond wrong!

[JoyceDivision]

Even better with a...

Precisely what one gets after eating one of her recipes.

 

[Lanie]

Oh god, also who describes themselves as a 'talking head'?? The CRINGE is real!

The puppet from art attack. She's does hold the same charisma as him tbf.

 

[Blurp]

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Maybe they think she needs to clean her hands too.

 

[Captainmouse]

Bit shocked at the body shop aren’t they supposed to be in all support of the planet and animals?- sorry for going off topic. She’s gonna have a meltdown the squiggles are definitely on the turn.

When they started by Anita roddick they were, but they were then owned by l'oreal, and now a Brazilian company I believe, and they waste a huge amount, I was shocked!

 

[crystaleyesd]

There's no medals in childbirth unfortunately, silent or not, Jack - you ain't special hun.

There actually are in Russia, tho can't see Vlad giving one to Jack for her paltry effort at populating the Motherland ready for world domination

 

[Sooverthat]

It's definitely us she's addressing

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"Killing me softly with his song, killing me softly, with his song, telling my whole life with his words, killing me softly"

His = Tattle

This one's for you Jack. Dedicated.
Shout out to Jack!

 

[Raydog]

No tweets for nine hours. She must be celebrating a successful livestream

She has been commenting on others tho

 

[lilamay]

That looks dryer than a nun's chuff. Where's the (non rinsed) beans, or tomatoes?

I like a bit of what was known in our house as "wet" with my meals! No peas, no gravy, no curry sauce? Have they nowt moist? (Thanks to Peter Kay for that one)

Maybe one's supposed to pour the cup of tea over it?

 

[Montrachet]

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@Alansbigplate

 

[Clarends]

'puppybrain'

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Does the Guardian think she is Veganish?. Cos she isn't.

 

[Silver Linings]

Also deleted now is this one -

 

[Smeghead]

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‘Honest’
Too short
Lol

 

[ScamSandwich]

she will do a sickie today, so expect relative radio silence.

 

[TurnedUpInTipp]

Can we just take a moment to really stop and look at the state of her insta grid right now. If you scrolled past this would you think it's the page of a person who writes recipes for a living?

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My Grandfather, God rest him, would have looked at all of those and made some sort of reference to 'The Backdoor Trots' a term which always made me laugh.

 

[Flumps]

She says she barely has coffee, but a couple of days ago she was tweeting about her morning espresso and the gone off milk!

Snap.

 

[Lastoftheflumps]

Big respect to anyone who actually made that peach and chickpea curry and ate it or whatever other monstrosity it was.

That’s just all levels of disgusting

 

[Blurp]

No idea but remember sex work covers a lot of jobs and there are as many kinks as there are people, maybe all that greedy goblin facehole chat is really doing it for some 'specialist' niche interest group.

Maybe some people get turned by boring, monotone recitals of every vapid thought that crosses an empty mind.

 

[blurstoftimes]

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It's the kind of excuse I would have half-jokingly used to get out of playing netball at secondary school

 

[emmer_moans]

Of course she has a blue chef's plaster...

And that grin. Eye popping. Teeth baring.

 

[Boyo]

Now imagining Jack sat at her extender dining table with some lye and rendered fat, a la Tyler Durden.

I am Jack’s clawing desperation to be recognised. For anything. Literally, ANYTHING.