And then the lift would judder back to life and the doors would open and you could jump out just as she took her first steadying breath.
Ah, no. I’d wait until she got through the song, for a laff.
And then the lift would judder back to life and the doors would open and you could jump out just as she took her first steadying breath.True but you would have to endure the 20 minute monologue about how difficult it’s going to be to sing and how this is the ‘new thing’ she’s doing today and people have always told her that she should have a 12-album deal but she wasn’t confident enough and....and...ad inf.
But favourite soap is trending much higher than that Mary character who's trying to steal my thunder so feminism can wait inniti can't wait for her hot take on the mary wollstonecraft statue in 3 weeks time
She did. ‘Oh, I can’t maraud my nana trolley around Asda, I’d be a massive liability, me.’ Ageism sucks - we’ll all be old one day, and that’s if we’re lucky enough to be.Its shit and ageist. I think Jack used it re the shopping trolley.
She’s probably sulking because “Mum” is showing her up both with her TV show and with her actually nice and helpful Twitter replies to people asking her questions about her recipes.I notice Nigella is getting a lot of love on twitter and JM isn't involved - has Jackie gone off in huff? Just a bit strange because she was bum-licker in chief not that long ago?
'Hanukka Roast Pork and Crackling. I've put an Ashkenazi twist on it by using Kosher salt and getting Louisa to ride it past the synagogue..'
This is because she never washes her hands; that soap is all that remains from her fling with veganism and will be there until the end of time.At least it is vegan. Probably the only thing that is in that kitchen.
Old! My whiskey drinking, all swearing, all fabulous dancing Nan was 44 when I was born and I was a Nana in my forties.She did. ‘Oh, I can’t maraud my nana trolley around Asda, I’d be a massive liability, me.’ Ageism sucks - we’ll all be old one day, and that’s if we’re lucky enough to be.
There are plenty of ‘nanas’ and grandads who’d pull that splinter out with their bare teeth and spit it into next Tuesday without batting an eyelid.
You go for it @moglits if you have all the ingredients.Re: Headrush Spaghetti. I'm not saying I ran so @TurnedUpInTipp can walk, but 2017 Moglits was a fan of Jack's (ssh) and made it.
Now. Three years is a long time, but it wasn't...bad. It broadly worked. I mean, as a Thread 2 Caballer, I am willing to take one for my fraus and herrs and make it again to the absolute letter (as I seem to remember making some small tweaks, like actually roasting the garlic rather than burning my house down), but at the same time if TUIT already has their shopping list of white chocolate and dehydrated mushrooms, then...
I've written this before but our coven has grown since then - tried and tested Jack recipes from memory...
- Chickpea falafels - they're alright
- Red bean and dumpling soup - pretty good, provided you don't mind the minky (teehee) colour
- Feisty Soup - ignore the title, it's alright. Good for blasting away a cold
- Peanut butter and jam cookies - good, in the way that child-made cookies are good and taste vaguely like Play-Doh
- Mushroom, lentil, and ale pie - actually very good, but subject to a lot of tweaking
- Spinach dumplings - absolute disaster, and I could tell from reading the recipe, but gave it a punt and ended up with a pan of floating leaves and flour clumps
- Come to Bed Parmigiana - nice! No-one came around to bone me tho
- Salad bag pesto - made it, didn't die, it was absolutely gross
I think there's more...
We have a charity called kitchen for all where I live, they batch cook and distribute meals to all sorts of people 'and their stuff looks so amazing, (I felt like messaging them saying If I pay can I have some please?), they've had stuff like that donated but for them it's been great (lots of restaurants etc where I live).Honestly, this is the best option and foodbanks really appreciate it. Getting chocolate is great and people love it but last Christmas we were bundling clients out of the door with like three selection boxes each plus all of their food. Getting money donations allows them to buy crates of stuff which people don’t generally think to give - pet food, UHT milk, nappies, etc etc.
I’m currently working with a charity who, outside of their usual remit, are distributing food parcels at the mo and some of the stuff they have donated is wild: whole wheels of cheese, literal buckets of mozzarella, kombucha, McDonalds sauces, mad seafood, veg like celeriac which a lot of people simply don’t know what to do with. It makes for some super fancy (and also oddly matched) boxes, but honestly people just want simple, filling food and it’s important it can be heated in a microwave IMO as so many people struggle with keeping their meter topped up.
Pissing myself at the commenters to Jack berating her for using toiletries with palm oil: this is the problem that she’s created for herself - she’s spent so long pandering to the middle class Guardianista brigade who can afford to be conscientious in their purchasing habits and worked so hard (for once!) to position herself as one of them that she’s simultaneously expected to Feed The Poors (Let Them Know It’s Christmas Time) and be an ethical buyer. In reality she’s doing neither and I’m enjoying seeing her between a rock and a hard place.
I dont mind people calling their parents mothers nan or gran or anything else. Its using nanas to mean old in a derogatory way. Whether you've got grandkids or not.Tank Jack was the very worst of them all, couldn’t even bring myself to read the issue numbers of misc army tanks coming out of other bigger army vehicles.
Omg guys I’m sorry I say nana so much! I genuinely call my baby’s grandmother nanny/nana/nan so now worried she hates me for it?! I’d feel weirder calling her grandma tho? Hopefully this is just like those pudding pies and regional rather than me being Satan xx
I've been a 'nana' (albeit step-nana), since I was 24. I'm occasionally basic, but I don't believe it's related to my nana-ness. Though no one calls me nana, tbf, except my step-son when he's had one drink too many and thinks he's oh-so-hilarious.I hate it too, BB. It’s fucking derogatory - like ‘nanas’ are stupid, basic and twee just because they’re older, women, and have children who have children.
I didn’t mean you had to be ‘old’ to be a nana, I know thatOld! My whiskey drinking, all swearing, all fabulous dancing Nan was 44 when I was born and I was a Nana in my forties.
(But thank you for sticking up for us oldies anyway x)
PS:- Is the splinter still in her finger? I can remember sitting atop a neighbour's wood pile and sliding down it as a little girl. My Nan made me stand on a high kitchen stool while she dug the splinters out and telling me it was my own silly fault. She cleaned the wounds with neat scotch
It’s not the word nana - if that’s what you use - like granny, nana, grandma - it’s what they areTank Jack was the very worst of them all, couldn’t even bring myself to read the issue numbers of misc army tanks coming out of other bigger army vehicles.
Omg guys I’m sorry I say nana so much! I genuinely call my baby’s grandmother nanny/nana/nan so now worried she hates me for it?! I’d feel weirder calling her grandma tho? Hopefully this is just like those pudding pies and regional rather than me being Satan xx
They’re all Nana in my family I think that’s fine it’s the using it as a homogenous group in a derogatory way that happens like the Karen thing recently too. My Nana is a fucking Queen and a warrior and angel sent from heaven tbhTank Jack was the very worst of them all, couldn’t even bring myself to read the issue numbers of misc army tanks coming out of other bigger army vehicles.
Omg guys I’m sorry I say nana so much! I genuinely call my baby’s grandmother nanny/nana/nan so now worried she hates me for it?! I’d feel weirder calling her grandma tho? Hopefully this is just like those pudding pies and regional rather than me being Satan xx
Which one of us is taking one for the team and making their own lard soap?shut up lard soap - surely not? Surely no one would do this...
It's not a trait of BPD. I'm not focusing this at just you but I've noticed a few fraus have suggested Jack may have BPD. As someone with the diagnosis, it's can be quite hurtful, as there seems to be the assumption that people with BPD have no empathy and are manipulative, which is completely untrue. I wouldn't be able to do the job I do if it was.I took this as a sign of narcissism/BPD. Meghan Markle had a cat called Archie. Mrs. Jack is whoever Jack's current victim is. To a narcissist, they are not individuals - just an adjunct.
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