Jack Monroe #101 The bubble bursts

[kachoochoo]

Ooooh @kachoochoo another for the list:

James Bond conspiracy theory (she promised it "later")

thank you! I was literally just scrolling my list and her tweets, thinking I'm missing something! I've not posted it for a while, so here you go!

Spoiler: Jack's Coming Soons

£15 a week lunches
£20 shops as a whole
35 recipes from a £20 shop, pick your fave
advent calendar
aged chicken thigh bone stock
base system going in next book
BLM video monetization donation
blog post excited for for ages
Camp Kitchen from the shed
chestnut fudge thing
chicken livers
Christmas recipes for some reason
comic filter security
Conditions of Bungalow Bubbling lessons
David Walliams book reviews
dauphinoise pie
depressipes
detailed blog on nutrition
devilled eggs recipe - completed it, mate
gailymail
handing over her platform to poc
healthy on a bootstrap
history of York road market
James Bond conspiracy theory
kombucha whisky
lever arch files of fan mail
links to small businesses
lockdown larder
militant boiled eggs
onion chopping song
ouchy mouth recipes
patreon update
pistachio milk
postcards, postcards, postcards
poverty memoir
puttanesca soup
recipes for small people
red ephemera soup recipe
repotting spider plants from a friend
running around in heels with a Tall Man
sausage and kale slop
Secret Ingredient
setting her teenage musings to music
shopping trolley
sideboard photos reason
sleep hygiene routine
some kind of timetable for SB in lockdown
super secret shopping trip hack
supper nanny
sweet potato caramel
thrifty shades of beige - some sent, ongoing
tomato soup water content - done
translation of a Greek Cypriot cookbook
vegan crackling


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[Silver Linings]

What an utter bellend she can be.

 

[ChickenPorridge]

 

[HarderFaster]

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It is genuinely hilarious to me that she is so starved for content and attention that she’s arguing about Bond. It’s just too Partridge.

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Strewth again. Never change, Jack.

Oh my god, Jack, get a bleeping life. Nobody normal gives a flying rit about James Bond.

Bet she thought that bizarre Olympics thing with Daniel Craig and the Queen was the Best Thing Ever.

Just say you want a column in the Daily Express and go.

 

[Silver Linings]

She’s so calculated, make it so you can’t reply, only quote tweet, so then she gets double exposure when she replies.

 

[blurstoftimes]

Thread title surely has to be STOP GETTING BOND WRONG

 

[Silver Linings]

She’s just hoping someone will spot ‘mantrums’ and she’ll go viral. I’ve said it a thousand times but what a life.

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

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What an utter bellend she can be.

Mate, maybe you shouldn’t pretend to be an expert on something you don’t know about especially when actual Bond fans can see.

 

[ChickenPorridge]

Typing hurts a lot yet here she is typing constantly. Christ the night. Is she not even gonna mention the lack of £20 shop this week? She said yesterday she was doing it. What would it take for even a shred of consistency from Jack Monroe

 

[Cuileann]

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Spoiler: Gross

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Sorry; 'diet-coke chicken'????!!!

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

I bet she's never seen a Bond film.

 

[Silver Linings]

She’s deleted one but the bit that comes up to say you can’t reply has stumped me so I can’t work out which one.

 

[bazzam]

She’s so calculated, make it so you can’t reply, only quote tweet, so then she gets double exposure when she replies.

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it will be bleeping sepsis by the morning.

 

[ChickenPorridge]

Black/female role and suddenly JM is the world's biggest Bond nerd fs

 

[Sentient mirror]

Wot about Tom Hardy? Isn't he the same person?

Oh my god, Jack, get a bleeping life. Nobody normal gives a flying rit about James Bond.

Bet she thought that bizarre Olympics thing with Daniel Craig and the Queen was the Best Thing Ever.

Just say you want a column in the Daily Express and go.

I liked Mr Bean the best

 

[Boyo]

Look, you caught me out cos I obviously don’t have any theories and now I’m backed into a corner so will have to deploy ‘sausage finger’ and hope for the best. You do know SHE LEFT, do you?! AGAIN! (Temporarily, anyway, to go to work). Ooh, my finger. Ouchy.

PS We must remember to add ‘Bond theory thread’ to the won’t do list. ETA Beat me to it, Scarlet.

PPS Referring to ‘badly infected splinter’ as (quite boringly) could almost be personal growth. I doubt it though.

 

[Cuileann]

I've noticed she's gone from just having a splinter to having a 'badly infected splinter'. Surprised it isn't 'severely infected' tbh but there's still time.

@Boyo snap

 

[Into_the_tunnel]

She’s just hoping someone will spot ‘mantrums’ and she’ll go viral. I’ve said it a thousand times but what a life.

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What point? The one where you are thinking you are cleverer than everyone else with some secret codename theory or the one where you are bored because BB is busy at work with news stuff and you are making up twatish words like mantrums?

Either way, order in a dominos, whack on game of thrones and get your grill in a whole new load of conspiracy theories.

 

[Fruitjack]

Frauen, help me out. I have been eyeing up that cannelini buerre blanc for ages, I can’t stop looking at it, it’s like a horrible scab, I don’t think I’ll ever settle until I’ve made it. So having said that, I have some really nice local greens - chard, kale, not much of any. I would usually cook these in good olive oil with chilli flakes, garlic and salt, then throw them into pasta with beans. However, I am thinking about cooking them separately tomorrow evening on the side of the pasta/bean thing.
Like this post for the buerre blanc, wow this post to say stop it you idiot.

 

[Sentient mirror]

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Look, you caught me out cos I obviously don’t have any theories and now I’m backed into a corner so will have to deploy ‘sausage finger’ and hope for the best. You do know SHE LEFT, do you?! AGAIN! (Temporarily, anyway, to go to work). Ooh, my finger. Ouchy.

PS We must remember to add ‘Bond theory thread’ to the won’t do list.

PPS Referring to ‘badly infected splinter’ as (quite boringly) could almost be personal growth. I doubt it though.

I'm soooooooooo confused. STOP.... Bond..... WRONG