Jack Monroe #101 The bubble bursts

[PoorPatrol]

You’re not au fait with.... but now a forensic fan of.... I see. Ok.

I’m more inclined to believe her first stupid Tweet, I don’t think she actually does know anything about the James Bond films. Also, she’s implying that the films have been inherently misogynistic and not inclusive up until this new casting (quite true), so why is she a fan?

The finger is such a blatant lie, what the duck do the hundred people in her bubble think when they see her without the various ailments she claims to have? They must think she’s completely beyond talking to.

 

[Boyo]

She’s just hoping someone will spot ‘mantrums’ and she’ll go viral. I’ve said it a thousand times but what a life.

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Huh? Wha...what? I don’t..... but you said....and it doesn’t......nothing ties up...and..and....sorry, what?

 

[Silver Linings]

All gone!! haha, Jack. What are you like.

 

[ChickenPorridge]

Now she's got people waiting for some big Bond theory thread that doesn't and will never exist. Couldn't make this tit up. Why does she do this to herself. I've been saying it for months but she really, REALLY needs to get something to do on Sundays

 

[Jelly Bean]

This septic infected finger/James Bond mashup is beyond bizarre. Even for her.
(We all know the splinter is as real as her cat disappearing and the government secretly consulting her).

 

[BettyBetty]

I can’t believe she is getting so worked up over James Bond. Actually I can

 

[waffle maker]

I know everything has moved on, but I’m still thinking about yesterday when all of Twitter was going crazy about the Biden win while she vainly tried to make her #lockdownlarder carry on. Maybe the tweets were scheduled or something.

 

[JoyceDivision]

Mate, maybe you shouldn’t pretend to be an expert on something you don’t know about especially when actual Bond fans can see.

Jack mate should really stop MITHERING on about something she knows nothing about.

 

[Minky McMoneypenny]

Sorry; 'diet-coke chicken'????!!!

That is an ANCIENT Slimming world recipe. I first had it in 2002 and it wasn't a new thing then. BTW, avoid Iceland coca cola chicken wings, they're awful.

 

[TreeTrunksApplePie]

She’s so calculated, make it so you can’t reply, only quote tweet, so then she gets double exposure when she replies.

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Who the hell types on their phone with their index finger?

 

[For the truth]

Had a look at the car crash Emma Freud video and previous caught her a couple of times on day time tv. Cod psyche here (Ok did psychologyModule for an OU degree) she is so self aware with no sense of other that I think she can’t function on camera. It really can’t be her medium, no matter how she tries. What’s very odd is this basically Is day to day stuff for LC at C4. You look at footage of talent and work out if they can bring in viewers.

 

[Emmapism]

There she goes, living her best life

What have you lot been up to today? Fella and I went on a lovely 3 hour walk. Sun was shining, nice and warm. He's back in London for work now but it was such a beautiful day out

 

[Sooverthat]

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5. Forgot to take meds before secret shoot with Tall Man.
6. Splinter/hand injury day before Guardian cooking demo.


Thanks to @ChickenPorridge for number 5.

It's actually a bit sad if she is missing opportunities. Especially if it's down to her mental health. I have a friend that could go so far but due to social anxiety/health anxiety/general anxiety and poor mental health in general no matter what the opportunity there is always an issue/illness/problem that enables her to not do it. This just rings true with Jack also.

Thing is, there is help and support available for things like this. Therapy, high intensity CBT and it's not easy! It requires much effort and commitment from the client but it can help and allow a person to live a much more fulfilled life.

 

[ChickenPorridge]

I can’t believe she is getting so worked up over James Bond. Actually I can

She's not annoyed about Bond, she's annoyed because she was trying to paint herself as a wonderful ally to black women (even though she's "white as mayo" errr u wot m8?) and a feminist and then people came along and made it about bleeping Bond which she was only using as an 'in' and doesn't really know anything about and made her look stupid *slams door*

 

[Sentient mirror]

Who the hell types on their phone with their index finger?

ET looking for grinder

(just watched Bake Off )

 

[Minky McMoneypenny]

Who the hell types on their phone with their index finger?

Me..... cos I am of a certain age and my thumbs have not evolved.

 

[Scarletfever]

I had to go out for a bit, but have just laughed myself DIZZY at your posts.

God bless you all, and god bless JM for providing the content for you to rip the piss out of.

She just doesn't know when to quit!

 

[SweetTransvestite]

I was that prancing Arabian. You had to tie your anorak around your neck with the empty sleeves behind so that your best mate could ride you!

You see, that's really nice
...I, however charged about the playground with my school mac flapping & thinking I was Batfink.

(Yes, really)

 

[jenny2603]

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Look, you caught me out cos I obviously don’t have any theories and now I’m backed into a corner so will have to deploy ‘sausage finger’ and hope for the best. You do know SHE LEFT, do you?! AGAIN! (Temporarily, anyway, to go to work). Ooh, my finger. Ouchy.

PS We must remember to add ‘Bond theory thread’ to the won’t do list. ETA Beat me to it, Scarlet.

PPS Referring to ‘badly infected splinter’ as (quite boringly) could almost be personal growth. I doubt it though.

If she tried washing her grubby hands once in a while, maybe her splinter wouldn't have become BADLY infected.

 

[blurstoftimes]

There she goes, living her best life

What have you lot been up to today? Fella and I went on a lovely 3 hour walk. Sun was shining, nice and warm. He's back in London for work now but it was such a beautiful day out

The weather this weekend was amazing wasn't it! Today we went and got hot smoked mackerel rolls on the beach and now i'm hiding upstairs with a beer and a book while Mr Blurst attempts to teach my 10 year old how to make a tarte tartin for dessert. Voices have been raised so i closed the door...

Back on topic: i cannot wait for this guardian cooking demo tomorrow!