Jack Monroe #101 The bubble bursts
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When will she get over the fact that she knows what Bircher oats are? It's another of those words that once she hears it, she just overuses it. ribollita or puttanesca anyone?
My partner's father was a Cambridge Don (fancy
) and did a stint at ETH Zurich with the whole family. I hadn't heard of bircher oats so when googling them I found out that they are a Swiss thing so asked them what they are like. Boring was the consensus and none of the family want to see bircher oats again.
My partner's father was a Cambridge Don (fancy
) and did a stint at ETH Zurich with the whole family. I hadn't heard of bircher oats so when googling them I found out that they are a Swiss thing so asked them what they are like. Boring was the consensus and none of the family want to see bircher oats again.
I've just muted her on twitter. Genuinely don't want her ruining this moment of glorious happiness with her pathetic try hard dad jokes 
Canned peas, canned-bleeping-peas, lying about *this* induces feelings of being disingenuous. Ffs
ETA - I’m not advocating for to be hit with a massive stereo, just to stop tweeting for a bit.
Lockdown Larder: Day 2614
Bagsy I don't get to watch the blue screen for the procedure
Why is everything Jack makes a stew?
Im sick of seeing Bircher too. I had no idea what it was.When will she get over the fact that she knows what Bircher oats are? It's another of those words that once she hears it, she just overuses it. ribollita or puttanesca anyone?
My partner's father was a Cambridge Don (fancy
What would I give to troll her a bit but I am a)unlike her a decent person b)in line with Tattle regulationsThere is currently a twitter argument going on with her former BFF Owen Jones regarding a certain feminist author Helen Lewis.... I give it about 40 minutes before she wades in on the TERF wars pretending she is the absolute expert.
Or PA could announce and we could have a newly coloured in election sheet with lots of nice blue and red hearts.
Either way it would prevent a fourth base picture.
ETA I spoke too soon. There is now something on Instagram. I don’t know what it is. It looks like it was meant to be a stew but lost its way somewhere between first and second base.
Anyway, I am getting the crisps out.
Did I actually miss anything that she apparently NOT get into a fully fledged war with JKR? And if not, how come? Was the debate too complex?
That’s like asking what is the meaning of life?
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I'm vegan and I know this. She's clueless.
my Twitter feed is hilarious atm. everyone's going yay Biden Biden Biden, then Jack pops up every so often with curry/stew/soup
Same, just made her look utterly clueless tbh
Aargh, I like Bircher muesli but I make my own with fresh grated apple and lemon juice, raw oats, plain yogurt and nuts and fresh fruit if available. Could use nice apple juice to put on oats if you don’t have any apple to grate. It was originally a light meal prescribed by Swiss Doctor Bircher many many years ago.
Ooh cutting. That's you lot told
I don’t give a stuff about how you live your life, Jack, just the people who send you money.
It's weird that she swings from 'taking no notice' to 'police and legal action' but ALL the while reading every post that's written here lol
Shes proper high on life now she has her victim back innit. Smug bleep.
I like and eat Bircher on a regular basis. Grated apple, raisins, milk and walnuts. It is healthy and filling and cheap but, god beware, why should I take a pic of that!!? Not exactly a picturesque dish but, trust me, mine looks better than JMs, and I don't serve it in a container that looks like a bedpan.
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