This England squad is 100% the hottest football team I’ve seen in years. Almost every single one is gorgeous 
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Me, a lifelong villa fan, getting ready to gatekeep the duck out of Jack Grealish
Flights to Mykonos anyone...?
I can’t say I fancy any of this england squad* but I absolutely love them all. I’ve literally been vibrating with rage at the racism abuse levelled at some of them. Totally out of order.
*except Jordan Henderson. He can definitely lie on top of me for as long as he wants.
But the beautifully honest admission of thirst on here is making me howl with laughter I love it!
*except Jordan Henderson. He can definitely lie on top of me for as long as he wants.
But the beautifully honest admission of thirst on here is making me howl with laughter I love it!
I’ve never known thirst like itI can’t say I fancy any of this england squad* but I absolutely love them all. I’ve literally been vibrating with rage at the racism abuse levelled at some of them. Totally out of order.
*except Jordan Henderson. He can definitely lie on top of me for as long as he wants.
But the beautifully honest admission of thirst on here is making me howl with laughter I love it!
And if one night is all you want then...
Finally made an account now this thread exists. Get me to Mykonos plz.
Is this man real? I’ve not come across anything this sexy in a while. The eyes, smile, abs,
and those LEGS. I thought I didn’t like brummie accents (sorry to anyone from the midlands, I’ve got a horrible accent too) but DAMN he even makes that sexy! I can just about overlook the awful awful dress sense. The driving and lockdown offences are a disgrace so I would respectfully turn down a marriage proposal from him. In the bedroom however... although gotta say those tiktok fanfic things are a bit cringe (would defo have been making loads when I was 13 though).
Had never heard of him until his first appearance on the pitch the other week, I was like oh my CHRIST who is HE?!!! (Same thing happened with DCL too, what a god.)
Is this man real? I’ve not come across anything this sexy in a while. The eyes, smile, abs,
and those LEGS. I thought I didn’t like brummie accents (sorry to anyone from the midlands, I’ve got a horrible accent too) but DAMN he even makes that sexy! I can just about overlook the awful awful dress sense. The driving and lockdown offences are a disgrace so I would respectfully turn down a marriage proposal from him. In the bedroom however... although gotta say those tiktok fanfic things are a bit cringe (would defo have been making loads when I was 13 though).Had never heard of him until his first appearance on the pitch the other week, I was like oh my CHRIST who is HE?!!! (Same thing happened with DCL too, what a god.)
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Is Mykonos the new dubai ?
I’d hate if it is, they only go for pictures and not for Greek culture, which is amazing and needs more appreciation.
I think they only started going because it was one of the only places people could go last summer because of lockdown etc
apparently stassie (who he followed then unfollowed) is at Mykonos too loool
She is and they have mutual friends, I need them to hang out Lmaooooo it would be iconic
I’m so confused at the timelines
he must have flew to Mykonos last night because I’ve just seen this on Twitter and went to have a nosey, was taken yesterday apparentlyAttachments
Omg so it looks like Josh Denzel (who’s mate took a pic with Jack last night) and Stassie are at the same place same time!
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Why on earth does he go to Halesowen to have his teeth whitened?! Random. He lives the complete other side of Birmingham to this, it’s miles away.She is and they have mutual friends, I need them to hang out Lmaooooo it would be iconic
I’m so confused at the timelines
I’m 8 years older but I can just look in admiration
I’m in too deep peeps...I’ve just watched Sasha empty the tumble dryer on YouTube!!
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