Jack Grealish #90 The Handsome Devil Era

Are you ok?

  • Yes I am unaffected/I have no eyes/I am VRL

    Votes: 5 11.6%

  • Absolutely not

    Votes: 19 44.2%

  • What is being if not pain?

    Votes: 11 25.6%

  • I am raging/I am going to get an ASBO/I am Madamchristmas

    Votes: 8 18.6%
  • Total voters
    43
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jumpmoon

Hello to everyone who survived the Handsome Devil Portfolio preview drop/wall-to-wall England content/Jack existing

Rubae is just about still with us and the title goes to her @ruby1080

Jack is still on a mission to have all the girls and gays collectively implode, so this happened, which still-neutral party @leapfrog alerted everyone to because she woke up and chose violence:



Many perished

Then if that wasn't enough, this shortly followed cos Jack fuckin hates us and wants us all dead and what better way than to kill us with kindness:



Poor sod was so peckish and didn't have his Greggs pigs in blankets in Qatar so he resorted to eating his own jumper.

He also rode a camel and was scared because it 'got big' when it stood up. This man contains multitudes.

Poll is simply 'are you ok' given recent developments in this Grealish life.
 
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ruby1080

Thank you @jumpmoon

I don’t know where to start, what to do, or what to post, so I’ll just go with a girthy thigh as an appetiser.



How about a nice manspread too?

 
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queenhalo

Forced out of a year-long lurk by the events of the past couple of days. Is this even real life anymore?
 
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Gizmo24


Fab thread starter, wishing good things for you always.

Ya know, it wasn't too long ago I'm sure I declared that I wanted a fan fic of him biting his top whilst ploughing someone ( I may have already said this!). Guna have to go through posts pre ick to find it. If I have manged to manifest this start getting your dick requests in, I'll do my best.
 
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jumpmoon

queenhalo said:
Forced out of a year-long lurk by the events of the past couple of days. Is this even real life anymore?
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I appreciate the angelic juxtaposition of your username and how you have decided to reveal yourself during the handsome devil era
10/10 biblical imagery

right back at ya Giz but also BIB

 
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queenhalo

jumpmoon said:
I appreciate the angelic juxtaposition of your username and how you have decided to reveal yourself during the handsome devil era
10/10 biblical imagery
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Looking forward to seeing some Father Jack vs Handsome Devil comparisons in the coming weeks
 
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ruby1080

We definitely need Father Bae to come and save our souls rail us right now

 
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J

Jen667

I don't like it when men cross their legs like women. I properly MANLY crossing not dainty, neat crossing.
 
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cornflower

jumpmoon said:
I appreciate the angelic juxtaposition of your username and how you have decided to reveal yourself during the handsome devil era
10/10 biblical imagery



right back at ya Giz but also BIB

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OMG I NEVER MADE THE BIBLICAL CONNECTION WITH THE HANDSOME DEVIL THING BECAUSE I HAVE NOT HAD ANY INTELLIGENT THOUGHTS FOR ALMOST 24 HOURS/years

*insert weird not-OK wobbly grimace face here*
 
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jumpmoon

It's just as well the snail is gone cos I don't think we could truly handle this era with that beautiful path to heaven still in its full glory, well... it just doesn't bear thinking about
 
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