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oooo i know what my bedtime reading for tonight is
You’ll never walk alone tattoo - confirm or deny? Or just a giant liverpool crest on your back?
i actually have like a life size face tattoo of steven gerrard on my tits but can’t show for obvious reasons
“You might hate the club I play for, but you’ll let me use this pussy whenever I want, won’t you?”
jokes id actuslly piss mhself if a man ever said this to me
jokes id actuslly piss mhself if a man ever said this to me
By sister do you mean Jack grealishi’m actually dropping my sister off at birmingham airport on tuesday
id love to drop jg off just so can be embarrassed of the car i drive and buy me a new one
i imagine you to drive a mini cooper or a vajazzled fiat 500
i drive a ka with sellotape stuck to the side of it
‘Happy birthday to my guy… here is a video of me’
This made me laugh. Classic Jack
Fancied the sweaty man on the stage tonight, with his tattoos and his beard and his long hair and his leather trousers. I've dated his type before.
Still fancy Jack more though. Haven't dated him, which is a pity.
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She has the best job in the world
Ok maybe not the best but it’s up therehope all the england content for the world cup is as good as the euros
also vrl was right i didn’t win lotto
also vrl was right i didn’t win lotto
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I just woke up after having the gnarliest tattle dream 
We were all staying in this big house and all wanted something different to eat for dinner. So we went to the supermarket and I got lost and had to walk back on my own… then by the time I returned you were all filming a Tiktok of what you were having for dinner??
Everyone was in this really long kitchen in a queue ready for their turn at the camera to say what they were having but none of the food looked right??
Someone was having sausages but kept calling them bangers and kept shouting banger??
And someone was just having plain rice but when they put it on their plate it looked like lego??
Then when the tiktok was done I saw @ruby1080 making mash potato in a really big cardboard box… but it wasn’t potato’s it was like smash in the shape of potato’s and then @Violetroselily came over with an electric potato ricer and started to mash the smash that was in this big cardboard box? But the wisk end bit kept falling off so I tried to help but she kept telling me to stand still so I did. And then all of a sudden ruby said ‘it’s time’ and @jumpmoon appeared out of nowhere and threw a zippo lighter into the cardboard box and there was smoke and then it all cleared at once and left on the side was a bowl of mash and then I woke up.
We were all staying in this big house and all wanted something different to eat for dinner. So we went to the supermarket and I got lost and had to walk back on my own… then by the time I returned you were all filming a Tiktok of what you were having for dinner??
Everyone was in this really long kitchen in a queue ready for their turn at the camera to say what they were having but none of the food looked right??
Someone was having sausages but kept calling them bangers and kept shouting banger??
And someone was just having plain rice but when they put it on their plate it looked like lego??
Then when the tiktok was done I saw @ruby1080 making mash potato in a really big cardboard box… but it wasn’t potato’s it was like smash in the shape of potato’s and then @Violetroselily came over with an electric potato ricer and started to mash the smash that was in this big cardboard box? But the wisk end bit kept falling off so I tried to help but she kept telling me to stand still so I did. And then all of a sudden ruby said ‘it’s time’ and @jumpmoon appeared out of nowhere and threw a zippo lighter into the cardboard box and there was smoke and then it all cleared at once and left on the side was a bowl of mash and then I woke up.
Bb pls stay off the shrooms before bedI just woke up after having the gnarliest tattle dream
We were all staying in this big house and all wanted something different to eat for dinner. So we went to the supermarket and I got lost and had to walk back on my own… then by the time I returned you were all filming a Tiktok of what you were having for dinner??
Everyone was in this really long kitchen in a queue ready for their turn at the camera to say what they were having but none of the food looked right??
Someone was having sausages but kept calling them bangers and kept shouting banger??
And someone was just having plain rice but when they put it on their plate it looked like lego??
Then when the tiktok was done I saw @ruby1080 making mash potato in a really big cardboard box… but it wasn’t potato’s it was like smash in the shape of potato’s and then @Violetroselily came over with an electric potato ricer and started to mash the smash that was in this big cardboard box? But the wisk end bit kept falling off so I tried to help but she kept telling me to stand still so I did. And then all of a sudden ruby said ‘it’s time’ and @jumpmoon appeared out of nowhere and threw a zippo lighter into the cardboard box and there was smoke and then it all cleared at once and left on the side was a bowl of mash and then I woke up.
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Do you own an electric potato ricer? That was the most sane part of the whole dream
No but I wish I did because my mash is always lumpy af.
I only told you to stand still for your own safety
What I’m most surprised about is that I was one of the people cookingI just woke up after having the gnarliest tattle dream
We were all staying in this big house and all wanted something different to eat for dinner. So we went to the supermarket and I got lost and had to walk back on my own… then by the time I returned you were all filming a Tiktok of what you were having for dinner??
Everyone was in this really long kitchen in a queue ready for their turn at the camera to say what they were having but none of the food looked right??
Someone was having sausages but kept calling them bangers and kept shouting banger??
And someone was just having plain rice but when they put it on their plate it looked like lego??
Then when the tiktok was done I saw @ruby1080 making mash potato in a really big cardboard box… but it wasn’t potato’s it was like smash in the shape of potato’s and then @Violetroselily came over with an electric potato ricer and started to mash the smash that was in this big cardboard box? But the wisk end bit kept falling off so I tried to help but she kept telling me to stand still so I did. And then all of a sudden ruby said ‘it’s time’ and @jumpmoon appeared out of nowhere and threw a zippo lighter into the cardboard box and there was smoke and then it all cleared at once and left on the side was a bowl of mash and then I woke up.
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Broskis I’m so ill, send Calpol Bae
Saved me from being blown up by jumpmoonNo but I wish I did because my mash is always lumpy af.
I only told you to stand still for your own safety
I’d call it ‘cooking’ very lightlyWhat I’m most surprised about is that I was one of the people cooking
Broskis I’m so ill, send Calpol Bae
Hope you feel better!!
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