Jack Grealish #88 U OK hun? Inbox me xx

[jumpmoon]

Thanks startbab!!

re: gotta take deçà down before twelfth night lads! Don’t hang about!

re: snail ITS COMING HOME

 

[Starttheline]

We started the thread with The Biggest Ick of October (aka Beardgate), but we were over it within about an hour.

Jack's beard is growing by the day, as is our thirst for him. The man is trying really hard to prove that he does still have the ability to grow hair, flaunting both his luscious chest and his stubble, but we need more proof.

The question on everyone's lips... Will the sweet trail return? Answers on a postcard. To help us all remember better days, please see greatest hits below

And one for the haters

 

[ruby1080]

He looks like he’s wearing an actual bra.

 

[Starttheline]

Shoeless and boyfriendy

 

[Violetroselily]

I was at Brownie camp during France 98 and I won a bag if sweets for guessing that Croatia would come 3rd, I'm pretty sure I got the score right too

 

[jumpmoon]

VPL

Pls leave him and his cuban heels alone
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he looks like an eccentric but uncommonly rich English lit professor getting on the Eurostar to go to a conference about iambic pentameter in Brussels or something this look is so specific and weird

saying that I’d love to see Jack in it lmao

 

[guccijumper]

love u all xoxoxoxo

 

[cornflower]

Is there anything better to be listening to at 9.30 than Candy Shop?

me @ jack: doncha wish your girlfriend was a fuckin horrendously obsessive feral little rat like me

 

[madamchristmas]

when a load of new people discover jg they’re going to google him and find all our threads… i hope they read all of them and get to experience angel cake

 

[VC10]

SOMEONES been stealin all my gnomes!! I had two massive ones made of concrete on there and one has gone missing the THIEF would of had to have dragged him out tho lol and he might also be inside a giant molehill that I haven’t investigated yet. I’m scared to put anymore on there so there are just gnomes dotted around my flat

gnome/allotment chat tax (he’s got a muddy bum)

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Jack helping me look for my missing gnomes:

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Omg my old neighbours had a gnome stolen and every now and again would get a letter from it, with an instamatic photo enclosed - somewhere about, all over Britain.
One night it was put back about a year later

 

[Sarararah]

I want to just grind against that thigh so bad can I ask for that for Christmas???

 

[cornflower]

honestly what would everyone do if they bumped into him in a shop?

I just KNOW I’d panic and pretend not to recognise him and depart as quickly as possible before cursing myself for the rest of my life

 

[Violetroselily]

 

[cornflower]

he looks a bit overbitey sometimes

wonder if it makes him better at eating it like getting a good angle etc

lol aren’t imaginations great

@jackgrealish

 

[AlaiaG]

I’m loving all this content

 

[Violetroselily]

They've put my baby in a cuban heel


Why doesn't JG have to deal with this nonsense

 

[guccijumper]

mwah is everybody okay? x

 

[333149O]

can we do a thread awards night at the end of the year pls

 

[madamchristmas]

but can anyone imagine him being fit wearing like a white t shirt and an apron realising he’s used salt instead of sugar

 

[Just Drive]

Bumhole talk. Another test of the mettle of JG fans who may discover Tattle during the WC.