I have to go to a black tie event soon and I am literally clueless. Is that ballgown? Slinky dress? Can I wear a midi?
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Same.
I feel like I’m a basic witch most of the time.Go with the black dress and you will slay.omg I love this
OK so friend I am *so* bloated this week like I left the house this evening in *asda tracksuit bottoms that are about 8 years old* because I couldn't stomach anything else lol and I'm wishing I owned swing dresses
so I think I might go for the black sequin dress because it's like wraparound with a little dressing gown cord thing so can tie it just over my tum in the same manner I might if I had jack grealish's sweet little bab in my wombyes the dress is as uncool and cilla black-esque as it sounds but it's quite
titty
feel like all the young/classy/cool (delete as appropriate) folk here will be reading this vomming at my fashion choices. what do you think you'll go for?
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Black tie usually means you can get away with a ball gown, which is my fav (any chance to try and not look like a hag), but a midi works, too
I have only been to 1 black tie event and I wore a long slinkyish dress but others wore dressy midi. Still have dress zero chance it fits though
aw poor bab!omg I love this
OK so friend I am *so* bloated this week like I left the house this evening in *asda tracksuit bottoms that are about 8 years old* because I couldn't stomach anything else lol and I'm wishing I owned swing dresses
so I think I might go for the black sequin dress because it's like wraparound with a little dressing gown cord thing so can tie it just over my tum in the same sort of manner I might if I had jack grealish's sweet little bab in my womb
feel like all the young/classy/cool (delete as appropriate) folk here will be reading this vomming at my fashion choices. what do you think you'll go for?
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nothing worse than bloating, sometimes I take Imodium for it and it can help slightly. but I LOVE the sound of ur outfit. ur not old and I think you are cool n sexi. you’re gonna look great!
think I’m still leaning towards flares which have a bit of a pattern on with a black body suit, got a slit in the titty area too to tart it up a bit, would I be a JG girl if I didn’t? OR a dress, but not sure. I’m so torn
will literally decide last minute probs
think I’m still leaning towards flares which have a bit of a pattern on with a black body suit, got a slit in the titty area too to tart it up a bit, would I be a JG girl if I didn’t? OR a dress, but not sure. I’m so torn
will literally decide last minute probswill look like this by the end of it anyway
i thougjt black tie meant like a masquerade ball with masks n that tha u see on movies
i think midi would be fine? short would be a definite faux pas.
BLACK TIE OMG the poshest event I've been to was a wedding in a barn in stevenage
too scared of journos to post a reveal
unless I get started on that MEN wine
it's 90s Baby Pop not Westlife, so I'll be eyeing 333 up while screaming BABY WHEN THE LIGHTS GO OUT
too scared of journos to post a reveal
unless I get started on that MEN wine
it's 90s Baby Pop not Westlife, so I'll be eyeing 333 up while screaming BABY WHEN THE LIGHTS GO OUT
I think I'm going to have to go actual shopping. Keep seeing a midi with stars on from Monsoon but it seems a bit too fun to be black tie
make sure u both have a drink for @wonderstruck25 ’s bday weekendBLACK TIE OMG the poshest event I've been to was a wedding in a barn in stevenage
too scared of journos to post a reveal
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it's 90s Baby Pop not Westlife, so I'll be eyeing 333 up while screaming BABY WHEN THE LIGHTS GO OUT
I posted a short mirrorball dress on the JS thread and I'm in love but it's not black tie and I don't think I can wear it just to Aldi
Is it likely to be actual black tie, or is it a work thing where women will just wear cocktail dresses and you might get the odd guy in a tux?
people dress up to aldi?
It's a work thing, but it's pretty fancy. I think cocktail dress might be safe. I feel like black tie for women is a bit more of a spectrum compared to a man.
To stay on topic, yes Jack I will be stopping in a hotel after hmu
what even is a cocktail dress? a ballgown is like what you wear to prom isn't it?
just googled - ooh I like cocktail dresses, v sexy and bond-esque (sorry this adds nothing to any discussion)
I like the sound of your tittyslit @333149O
just googled - ooh I like cocktail dresses, v sexy and bond-esque (sorry this adds nothing to any discussion)
I like the sound of your tittyslit @333149O
why the hell not you only live once buy the mirrorball dress
i should add that i have a shopping addition and a YOLO mentality to everything alongside ADHD which probably means you shouldn’t take my advice
nah do u get tha thing where u get ded invested in stn suddenly and have to buy everything to do with it and have like a period of dedicating your life to that one thing
this is technically our winning title thus far
meet you at the wine queue
when we inevitably end up there buying it (mmm vinegar) or at least that’s what it tastes like to me
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