I won't rest until Sash rocks up to the Etihad car park in a yellow dress with a baseball bat and takes a Louisville slugger to the monogrammed head rests
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Ah mate, I'm sorry
I don't think anyone means that they shouldn't come across younger, I think (and sorry if I'm speaking incorrectly for anyone or putting words in others' mouths) it's more so a judgment on how immature they are when it comes to questionable moral situations (Jack for going to, or at the very least for staying at, a party where SA was occurring and Sash kind of enabling that behavior by staying all these years and going away with him as if nothing's happened) when they should know better by this point. Of course, we don't know the particulars of their relationship, etc. Have either of them done anything explicitly wrong, nah, but the optics just aren't that great and I think, for me, that's where the judgment is coming from.
Ha I forgot about that, I went from pining for him to full blown distancing in the space of about 24 hours. Amazing.
It's kinda bad that she sticks with him when hes always in the press for the wrong things 
Maybe they have gone away to escape the paps / hash it out / neutral territory whilst also doing a PR thing.
I'd take the break but I'd be leaving him at home and sending him the bill.
I'd take the break but I'd be leaving him at home and sending him the bill.
Well done happy with mine! I just saw it now as been away at uni all day.ok first of all i’m so sorry if i’ve missed any of you out pls just like this and i’ll tit myslef and be like omfg it’s not intentional these were all done when i was completely off my head and i’m sorry if you don’t like urs 99% of them are completely random my babies no hate x i’ll probably go for a slash and be like aw they should of been this or stn.
these are also not based off looks just my random descriptions like personality n that love u all kk bye x
also ur welcome for no one getting kyle walker u muppets
@jumpmoon
DCL!
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looks like he loves a bit of gardening and wears pearl necklaces and checks his horror scope and i also imagine you to have curly brown hair so it’s just perfect are you sure you’re not him ?? xxx
@Violetroselily
kante!
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always there for everyone, gives out blankets on road trips and always has a hug readylove u sm mummy ur my fav person u little cutie and u also def drive a mini cooper too
@wonderstruck25
Mahrez!
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i want you to cook me pasta and feed me all up with your cool multi coloured food and animal shaped food pls come and pick me up with ready meals, also def wears mittens and has a silky touch
@Popsock123
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does the scuba diver dance at the chrsitmas party after too many bevvys and never lives it down, especially since everyone thought she’s not a drinker
@BeauJD
kdb!
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would defo pick me up and take me for a maccies happy meal after a long day, i don’t think you cry when you cum don’t worry my baby
@Gizmo24
cancelo!
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defo has ded posh biscuits in her cupboard- defo volleys all her rubbish in the bin and has a drawer in her fridge full of them green health juice shots.
@cornflower
ronny dielga
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gets her massive batty out at any opportunity, flaps out for the boys, would go home and wank about how she got her bum out in public
@Kakan
zlatan!
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yes queen slay it pls bicycle kick me round the head love u so much our swedish queen i love ur stories about sweden sm
@Starttheline
pep!
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knows what she wants an bloody gets it, im also convinced your job is a epl team manager and that’s why you will not tell us and you wear proper high brand cashmere jumpers on hot days
@Gattle09
hernán crespo
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to quote him: “
When I was young I had orgies with many women”
MASSIVE DILF YES QUEEN
@cobette
ginny!
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have decided you are secretly john mcginn meatball and you’ve been hiding it from us and you defo use the snapchat face filters that give you a beard in your free time and go all out at work parties and everyone looks forward to your christmas outfit every year
@madamchristmas
romario
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quote: “there’s nothing i like more than football… except for sex” fits ur aesthetic perfectly my queen
@Shoequeen91
roy keane
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bloody love to humble grealish yes girl put him down slay slay slay
@Delia Smith
jamie redknapp
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i want you to mummy me and guide me through the world and tell me stories about your club experiences and cut my hair, mummy?! and you’d give me a proper sexy step dad who has one of them hot water taps and jo malone (?) candles.
@StephenTJackson
the west ham team x
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does any more need to be said? u are my idol i want you mentioned in my funeral speech and you are the only one to back up my taste in men x
@ruby1080
paolo di canio
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bloody controversial with her tracksuits, maybe not quite as controversial as this fookin guy but point still stands love u rubae and love you again but in yellow
@blubberbubber
tom brady
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yes you little ameircan defo have an arm like this kid to tickle bums with, i rlly made myself laugh with this one it’s so clever cos he’s still a footy player
@mimimithis
saka
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yes my little triple science teacher, eats biology books for tea and makes a proper decent roast i recon
@333149O
eden hazard
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“Yaya Toure admits he’s amazed at how Eden Hazard uses his ‘big bum’ to wiggle his way out of danger” i love u my queen can’t wait for cocktails x
@VC10
rooney
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“he had sex with a 48-year-old grandmother in a rubber catsuit and a mother-of-six dressed as a cowgirl.” describes one of your nights perfectly
@gohdkakdbdj
gazza x
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“He allegedly once took an ostrich to training” you must live a crazy life i want to follow u around with a go pro
@LurkingAnnie
conor coady
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you little wool x
@lozzajb
BERNADOOOO
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you are so cute but also proper spicy and loves a little wiggle in communal showers to show off what’s between ur legs, bet you have chocolate penis’ in your desk drawer left over from a secret santa.
@leapfrog
jermain defoe
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you are so cute if i had the label of my knickers sticking out in public you woukd come over to tell me and i’d fall in love with you and pretend you were the girl in my books and live out a fantasy where i. meet you in a coffee shop every morning
@rasperryripple
aguero
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you are queen you are a legend you have slayed every slay give me a high five you are the goat and could single handidly stop the whole of manchester’s train line just by strutting through the station
@D.W's Library Card
balotelli
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“ lives a crazy lifeFrom setting off fireworks in his bathroom to throwing darts at youth team players”, you are v mysterious in my eyes i will have to follow you around too
@Just Drive
ruben dias
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i imagine you to have your cereal in those plastic box things and your house to have a lovely white wood kitchen and be absolutely spotlessly clean so you are ruben dias
@unofficialtea
KOSTAS
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GREEEEK SCOUSERRRR. pls come for a night out with me and a boogie in town in the early mornings of sunday i think i fancy you and i am so intrigued by you
@applecrumble7
lingard
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would be proper down for a kareoke car drive when it’s dark out and even put her window when when she feels proper frisky, defo also indulges/indulged in dogging in tk max car parks
@WylieWyles
messi
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massive horse dog 1 bby love u and ur crazy stories about orgys u light up my world
@CheekyVimto99
neymar
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you were def that girl who had a selection of victoria secret sprays for PE and would be a slay in gymnastics so you are neymar as i imagine him to be strangely flexible but you also def have good music taste and cool necklaces and used to set trends for haircuts in school
@strawberrysunshine_x
hector
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i really imagine you go be a harry styled fan so i’ve gone for hector bellerin as he is footballs harry styles 🫶
@Jen667
rammers
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bet you’d proper throw yourself about between two poles for a bit of attention from arteta, but same queen same x
We had an ice breaker this morning and it was a favourite biscuit poll on menty.com!
nah shall we have a fav crisp poll next thread
This could cause trouble…
I don't like crisps.
wot do you MEAN you don’t like crisps?! ANY?
only if Taytos are in it
I don’t care what Gary Lineker says these are the champion crisp. I had a Tayto bar at my wedding with white bread and butter and all the flavas to make Sandos 
How have I just seen thisok first of all i’m so sorry if i’ve missed any of you out pls just like this and i’ll tit myslef and be like omfg it’s not intentional these were all done when i was completely off my head and i’m sorry if you don’t like urs 99% of them are completely random my babies no hate x i’ll probably go for a slash and be like aw they should of been this or stn.
these are also not based off looks just my random descriptions like personality n that love u all kk bye x
also ur welcome for no one getting kyle walker u muppets
@jumpmoon
DCL!
View attachment 1609841
looks like he loves a bit of gardening and wears pearl necklaces and checks his horror scope and i also imagine you to have curly brown hair so it’s just perfect are you sure you’re not him ?? xxx
@Violetroselily
kante!
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always there for everyone, gives out blankets on road trips and always has a hug ready
@wonderstruck25
Mahrez!
View attachment 1609847
i want you to cook me pasta and feed me all up with your cool multi coloured food and animal shaped food pls come and pick me up with ready meals, also def wears mittens and has a silky touch
@Popsock123
View attachment 1609850
does the scuba diver dance at the chrsitmas party after too many bevvys and never lives it down, especially since everyone thought she’s not a drinker
@BeauJD
kdb!
View attachment 1609849
would defo pick me up and take me for a maccies happy meal after a long day, i don’t think you cry when you cum don’t worry my baby
@Gizmo24
cancelo!
View attachment 1609848
defo has ded posh biscuits in her cupboard- defo volleys all her rubbish in the bin and has a drawer in her fridge full of them green health juice shots.
@cornflower
ronny dielga
View attachment 1609852
gets her massive batty out at any opportunity, flaps out for the boys, would go home and wank about how she got her bum out in public
@Kakan
zlatan!
View attachment 1609851
yes queen slay it pls bicycle kick me round the head love u so much our swedish queen i love ur stories about sweden sm
@Starttheline
pep!
View attachment 1609886
knows what she wants an bloody gets it, im also convinced your job is a epl team manager and that’s why you will not tell us and you wear proper high brand cashmere jumpers on hot days
@Gattle09
hernán crespo
View attachment 1609853
to quote him: “
When I was young I had orgies with many women”
MASSIVE DILF YES QUEEN
@cobette
ginny!
View attachment 1609891
have decided you are secretly john mcginn meatball and you’ve been hiding it from us and you defo use the snapchat face filters that give you a beard in your free time and go all out at work parties and everyone looks forward to your christmas outfit every year
@madamchristmas
romario
View attachment 1609897
quote: “there’s nothing i like more than football… except for sex” fits ur aesthetic perfectly my queen
@Shoequeen91
roy keane
View attachment 1609856
bloody love to humble grealish yes girl put him down slay slay slay
@Delia Smith
jamie redknapp
View attachment 1609855
i want you to mummy me and guide me through the world and tell me stories about your club experiences and cut my hair, mummy?! and you’d give me a proper sexy step dad who has one of them hot water taps and jo malone (?) candles.
@StephenTJackson
the west ham team x
View attachment 1609899
does any more need to be said? u are my idol i want you mentioned in my funeral speech and you are the only one to back up my taste in men x
@ruby1080
paolo di canio
View attachment 1609901
bloody controversial with her tracksuits, maybe not quite as controversial as this fookin guy but point still stands love u rubae and love you again but in yellow
@blubberbubber
tom brady
View attachment 1609858
yes you little ameircan defo have an arm like this kid to tickle bums with, i rlly made myself laugh with this one it’s so clever cos he’s still a footy player
@mimimithis
saka
View attachment 1609862
yes my little triple science teacher, eats biology books for tea and makes a proper decent roast i recon
@333149O
eden hazard
View attachment 1609857
“Yaya Toure admits he’s amazed at how Eden Hazard uses his ‘big bum’ to wiggle his way out of danger” i love u my queen can’t wait for cocktails x
@VC10
rooney
View attachment 1609861
“he had sex with a 48-year-old grandmother in a rubber catsuit and a mother-of-six dressed as a cowgirl.” describes one of your nights perfectly
@gohdkakdbdj
gazza x
View attachment 1609906
“He allegedly once took an ostrich to training” you must live a crazy life i want to follow u around with a go pro
@LurkingAnnie
conor coady
View attachment 1609863
you little wool x
@lozzajb
BERNADOOOO
View attachment 1609909
you are so cute but also proper spicy and loves a little wiggle in communal showers to show off what’s between ur legs, bet you have chocolate penis’ in your desk drawer left over from a secret santa.
@leapfrog
jermain defoe
View attachment 1609864
you are so cute if i had the label of my knickers sticking out in public you woukd come over to tell me and i’d fall in love with you and pretend you were the girl in my books and live out a fantasy where i. meet you in a coffee shop every morning
@rasperryripple
aguero
View attachment 1609911
you are queen you are a legend you have slayed every slay give me a high five you are the goat and could single handidly stop the whole of manchester’s train line just by strutting through the station
@D.W's Library Card
balotelli
View attachment 1609865
“ lives a crazy lifeFrom setting off fireworks in his bathroom to throwing darts at youth team players”, you are v mysterious in my eyes i will have to follow you around too
@Just Drive
ruben dias
View attachment 1609866
i imagine you to have your cereal in those plastic box things and your house to have a lovely white wood kitchen and be absolutely spotlessly clean so you are ruben dias
@unofficialtea
KOSTAS
View attachment 1609867
GREEEEK SCOUSERRRR. pls come for a night out with me and a boogie in town in the early mornings of sunday i think i fancy you and i am so intrigued by you
@applecrumble7
lingard
View attachment 1609870
would be proper down for a kareoke car drive when it’s dark out and even put her window when when she feels proper frisky, defo also indulges/indulged in dogging in tk max car parks
@WylieWyles
messi
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massive horse dog 1 bby love u and ur crazy stories about orgys u light up my world
@CheekyVimto99
neymar
View attachment 1609845
you were def that girl who had a selection of victoria secret sprays for PE and would be a slay in gymnastics so you are neymar as i imagine him to be strangely flexible but you also def have good music taste and cool necklaces and used to set trends for haircuts in school
@strawberrysunshine_x
hector
View attachment 1609869
i really imagine you go be a harry styled fan so i’ve gone for hector bellerin as he is footballs harry styles 🫶
@Jen667
rammers
View attachment 1609868
bet you’d proper throw yourself about between two poles for a bit of attention from arteta, but same queen same x
That would be a great day!
Too much of a sweet tooth, would rather have biccies.
If I had to eat crisps then I'd pick the HK of crisps, ready salted.
wow bae colour me shocked idk if I’ve ever met anybody who doesn’t like crisps before. ready salted are very nice though tbf. do you like tortilla chips or anything? ones you can dip?
I’m not a huge crisp eater either - occasionally will have ready salted or S&V but I could easily give it a miss
Do you not ever need them to counterbalance the chocolate?
You're all slags and I love you
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