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It was the week before itOf course it was if it was a week after EA
He is not allowed any say in organising the orgy.The funny thing with this is i thought Sasha had organised all this. The florist did a Q&A and it was Bae that organised it apparently. Said it was hard keeping it quiet from his girlfriend, as they had to keep her out while it was set up( never mentioned it was them, just answered question about a picture of the set up )
I’m distressed and confused, don’t mind me.
No, he just needs to attend, not make arrangements.
i did not mean to write egg on the thread omfg
MY BABIES
ffs need to ask the fella to come round now and do his best trent impression
This gives me the ick
When I was 16 my mate had to house sit at her nans house and she invited me round to eat a Chinese and chill watching a movie and we somehow settled on the notebook cause I’d never seen it.
And then she disappeared and ten minutes later I just heard her (really loudly) shagging some bloke upstairs (in her nans bed?!) that I hadn’t even heard come in and I continued to watch the notebook on my own?!
And then she just came back downstairs and he left (never saw him…) and she acted like she hadn’t just had a quick railing while I ate prawn crackers and watched Ryan Gosling build Rachel McAdams a house.
Anyway ruined the notebook for me.
And then she disappeared and ten minutes later I just heard her (really loudly) shagging some bloke upstairs (in her nans bed?!) that I hadn’t even heard come in and I continued to watch the notebook on my own?!
And then she just came back downstairs and he left (never saw him…) and she acted like she hadn’t just had a quick railing while I ate prawn crackers and watched Ryan Gosling build Rachel McAdams a house.
Anyway ruined the notebook for me.
nah i don’t believe that for a second that has sasha written all over itThe funny thing with this is i thought Sasha had organised all this. The florist did a Q&A and it was Bae that organised it apparently. Said it was hard keeping it quiet from his girlfriend, as they had to keep her out while it was set up
Actually howling about the shagging of an invisible man.When I was 16 my mate had to house sit at her nans house and she invited me round to eat a Chinese and chill watching a movie and we somehow settled on the notebook cause I’d never seen it.
And then she disappeared and ten minutes later I just heard her (really loudly) shagging some bloke upstairs (in her nans bed?!) that I hadn’t even heard come in and I continued to watch the notebook on my own?!
And then she just came back downstairs and he left (never saw him…) and she acted like she hadn’t just had a quick railing while I ate prawn crackers and watched Ryan Gosling build Rachel McAdams a house.
Anyway ruined the notebook for me.
That’s why I was shocked with the answer she gave. They obviously like that kind of stuff, both of them have balloon arrangements or arches for their birthdays. Maybe it’s a money thing, in which case I’m glad I don’t have as much money as them
Bea 🥹🥹🥹
Nah if my other half did that balloon shite I'd puncture them all.
Feel properly mugged off now, I had a wank over him this afternoon and everything.
Gonna go and retreat into a fictional universe where he’s also shagging someone else who’s not me
Gonna go and retreat into a fictional universe where he’s also shagging someone else who’s not me
Stop being so bleeping beautiful you bleep.
hahah yeah… sometimes when i think about it i really wonder what i’m doing with my lifeFeel properly mugged off now, I had a wank over him this afternoon and everything.
Gonna go and retreat into a fictional universe where he’s also shagging someone else who’s not me
Stop being so bleeping beautiful you bleep.
does anyone work for sky and know when the press conference is out xx
They're usually under an embargo for a couple of days I think. Beanyman on YouTube always posts them when they are available - the Toney one is on there
That video made me nervous. I’d take my social anxiety and get the absolute HELL out of there. I have the same reaction to marriage proposal spectacles.
Awww a public marriage proposal is cringe beyond belief but it's funny as duck when the person says no!
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