Jack Grealish #72 Definitely At Peace With His Pizzle

[ruby1080]

Favourite breed of pup

Only one ansa

 

[ruby1080]

Have they shrunk him?

 

[wonderstruck25]

Yeah I always get thunderstorm headaches, sometimes hours before. The Met Office should hire me.

 

[cobette]

ugh I just wanna order all the toys I’m so easily influenced

It wouldn't be so bad if they were actually used in decent rotation. You know like Pep gives KDB, Phil and Bernando a fair go. My rabbit and my wand are like the EDS lads, never see any action.

 

[Violetroselily]

Cheers everyone, now I want to have a wank in the office

 

[rasperryripple]

She put her laptop on on the floor in front of her facing the bog so we get like a full view of her gusset as she's dropping her pants and then she was just full on weeing before we could stop her. It was so awful, I don't know what I'd have done if it were me

Like why would you not turn the laptop round even if you thought you were on mute/camera off you'd do it to make sure???

I don’t think I could have kept it together after that . I suppose the only positive to come out of it is she showed her sheer dedication to the job not even stopping work for a wee

 

[madamchristmas]

My god. How has this never crossed my mind

My deepest apologies Kazza G

i’m not even sorry geez, bravo on the quality of offspring

 

[ruby1080]

Bae please forget to pack your undies and give us a Frenkie de Jong moment

I’ll settle for half a hairy bollock at this point.

 

[2busyshopping34]

Post iiiit

You can always post updates for new people/new developments.

i’ll post it when jack scores

why have i just called him by his government name

 

[lozzajb]

Skye really does have the best life! I love her

 

[ruby1080]

Vote for manbun also and wouldn't mind the Pebbles ponytail. Pics welcome on this as I didn't save them.

 

[cornflower]

1 i don’t understand how you do it on your front without some sort of mounting setup or a steady arm to keep the toy in place?
2 I think all the grealishes except bae will defo have me on ignore for their own sanity, so I’m all good

hello @cornflower i just had a nap and you were in my dream and tried to get me into what’s it called like when u put the camera up and wank on it? cam cord girl?yeah anyway that and i was fucking horrified i was speaking to myslef in my sleep like WAKE UP and had the fright of my life when i shook myself awake

CAM CORD GIRL

 

[wonderstruck25]

Would wear this to confuse him

 

[wonderstruck25]

It’s only Wednesday

 

[cornflower]

This thread is killing me today

Spoiler: O

suction: takes longer but vvvvv towel-necessitating and more intense
external vibrating things: quick but probs not as good
manual: takes longer obvs but the crest before the wave cannot be beaten by any toy, and I don’t know why

gonna do this tonight

 

[Starttheline]

My analysis

Spoiler

What have I become.

 

[wonderstruck25]

how would people want him to tie his hair back for a match if not with a headband? I don't think I'd like a regular pony from him, it's too Gareth Bale, and a braid would take too long to make wouldn't it? I dunno how I'd feel about him playing with his hair slicked back and unable to flow in the wind!

Loose enough for the wind but also controlled

 

[ruby1080]

Can you draw a rough diagram? Hands free?? I'm picturing the vitruvian man.

I can’t draw but I feel like @Gossgossgoss9888 understands me, can you draw bro?

 

[Starttheline]

This one takes the cake for me, but I’ll be damned if those TikTok edits don’t get me. Is this the part where I learn I’m just a simple woman?
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Going to order the satisfyer now. Why I’ve waited this long, I don’t know.

This is just utterly obscene.

Daily Mail, don't get your hopes up, it's a Tattle edit.

 

[Violetroselily]

It’s ready to go according to flight radar!

Get in the garden and get your tits out