@jackgrealish if you’ve been walking round naked today pls post the tip of your peen fankssssssdd
little scouse friend love it youWho doesn't
Edit: can you tell I wrote this then decided not to post it but forgot when quoting the below lol
omg I'm so sorry little scouse friend. Why aren't you allowed?
It'll be MINDBLOWING when you're allowed to again tbf. I tried to give wanking up for lent once for the lols, didn't manage it obvs but those couple of weeks without were kinda worth how good it was when I finally did
Also sorry another story - years ago I was told I had to avoid sex for four weeks after a smear-related procedure, and I legit CRIED lol, I think they thought I was crying over the idea of the procedure or something but I had a new bf and all I wanted to do was shag him
I LOVE this photo that you keep using, it always makes me giggle a bit
why just the tip i want to see what condition his balls are in at this time of the year@jackgrealish if you’ve been walking round naked today pls post the tip of your peen fankssssssdd
jack grealish tip slip@jackgrealish if you’ve been walking round naked today pls post the tip of your peen fankssssssdd
I AM TRYING TO EAT MY EGGS!Brb just going to tip the dead maggots out of the bin
i hVe been thinking about his bellend all afternoon. like can i put it in my mouth plslittle scouse friend love it you
i dno i wasn’t really listening cos i had a sex flashback at the time but i remember her saying it was stn to do with how something happens in ur stomach? dno all i could smell was tit at the time and felt a bit under the weather x
omgomgomgomg omgomg you’ve got me excited now i can’t wait, i’ll put it on my countdown app
hahahah ur feral u little horny bastard someone needs to hide ur toys
why just the tip i want to see what condition his balls are in at this time of the year
what if it’s green and like a dry mushroomi hVe been thinking about his bellend all afternoon. like can i put it in my mouth pls
stop that rnwhat if it’s green and like a dry mushroom
What if he doesn't wash it properlywhat if it’s green and like a dry mushroom
surely one of the physios would give him a demo and help him,What if he doesn't wash it properly
No if there's one thing I know for sure, it's that he treats that thing like a chunky princess and she defo gets cleaned properly.What if he doesn't wash it properly
I can't stop thinking about fingering, think it's time for Mykonos pt. 3 again laterwhat is wrong with me today i can’t stop thinking about penises today
Please can you be an UberDog driver for the weekendwell i’m actually in manchester tomorrow soooo… @jackgrealish i am available for a blowie
No not really, only that bit where he stacks at Villa Park which I think is on YouTube now? It mostly focused on Bernardo, Gundo and Kyle this week.were there any nice jg moments on this weeks episode?