He’ll kill you in your sleep. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.
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I’ve got work at 7.30 on Sunday morning so won’t be able to stay up for the match 
His head is big and blocky but his facial features are all very close together. Not my cup of tea but I suspect seeing him all big and powerful could change this.
Ginger has been through the ringer.
Also Haaland reminds me of a Roblox’s character… the big head and body shape?
I may be crazy? Or spot on?
I feel like he would stand like this
I may be crazy? Or spot on?
I feel like he would stand like this
I’d love to do a watch party. Selfishly, I’m excited because the match is on at a civilized hour since I’ll be back in the US.
On my way to Heathrow this morning, I had the nicest conversation with the driver who is a massive United fan but likes City and loves Pep. He seemed as depressed as I was that we let Zinchenko go. (The man hates Arsenal.)We both agreed we don’t want LFC to win anything.
He just looks like a giant baby chick to me.
Saturday is typically going to be one of the few nights of the year that I’m not at home, so can’t join the watch party 
Safe travels home!
@cornflower my thoughts are with you at this difficult time. we love you, and support you in all your life choices, and we'll read your upcoming haaland fic.
nah it’s a case of *something about him* I don’t think he’s physically that attractive but he seems a bit dry and cocky and he’s defo packing
also I’m ovulating
also I’m ovulating
Do you think they all line up in the shower when there's a new signing
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I don’t know what’s going on with my cycle, I’m pretty sure I’ll have ovulated last week but I didn’t have my usual meltdown and feel much more like it this week. Maybe the heat has fried my eggs.
Classic 'man on a stage' syndrome
Jack Grealish #61 Kick me Bae-Bae one more time
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Have we seen this yet? A few good JG moments.
Love this too. Jack and kidsWould not have wanted to be the MC furry mascot in that heat
Jack: ‘yeah yours is bigger overall like bro, but if you think of it in like… eh, what’s the word?’Do you think they all line up in the shower when there's a new signing
…proportion?
Jack: ‘yeah that, mine’s defo bigger if you think of it like that. Cause you’re taller than me like so mine looks bigger on me than yours does on you’
when’s it hometime
Now we know about the kicking, this explains how he ends up as subJack during a match
He's so fit.
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