I had a dream with JG in a supporting role, woke up at 1am thought ‘must remember this to tell the Tats’ fell back asleep and promptly forgot it. Tried to astral project on the way to work to remember it but can only recall: words were exchanged about the feckin yellow tracksuit (he wasn’t wearing it) and I think I ended up saying a polite goodbye to bae and riding John Stones again instead
for WHY (he gave me a pack of saucy playing cards with people in various sex positions on which I was apparently very charmed by, but then after I had 4 dream orgasms because he was slapping my vagine
(does anyone else experience this or is it just me lol? I wake myself up sometimes - the dream orgasms not the Fanny slapping) he chased me around with a bog brush?! And another random bloke in a printed t-shirt with robots on it was yelling at me) this also took place in a Penneys outlet store where all the clothes were my old clothes that I recently got rid of at a car bootsale and are now haunting me