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This is Jack, having spent the entire night trawling old threads looking for a picture that doesn't exist.
Have the best first day broski @Violetroselily
Getting ready
Don't walk into the office as brash at this, you'll scare them
Put lots of thought into everything you do
Be cocky af because you're the bee;s knees
Have a lovely lunch
We'll celebrate you when you get home
Jack waving you off too
Have the best first day broski @Violetroselily
Getting ready
Don't walk into the office as brash at this, you'll scare them
Put lots of thought into everything you do
Be cocky af because you're the bee;s knees
Have a lovely lunch
We'll celebrate you when you get home
Jack waving you off too
Why is that gif slightly erotic?This is Jack, having spent the entire night trawling old threads looking for a picture that doesn't exist.
Have the best first day broski @Violetroselily
Getting ready
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Don't walk into the office as brash at this, you'll scare them
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Put lots of thought into everything you do
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Be cocky af because you're the bee;s knees
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Have a lovely lunch
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We'll celebrate you when you get home
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Jack waving you off too
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Is it the big old thigh or is it the arm slung over the chair? Got me imagining him driving with an arm resting on the passenger seat looking all manly and powerful...ignoring the less manly driving we have seen from him previously!!
Same Jack, same xxThis is Jack, having spent the entire night trawling old threads looking for a picture that doesn't exist.
Have the best first day broski @Violetroselily
Getting ready
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Don't walk into the office as brash at this, you'll scare them
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Put lots of thought into everything you do
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Be cocky af because you're the bee;s knees
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Have a lovely lunch
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We'll celebrate you when you get home
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Jack waving you off too
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I’ve had 4 hours sleep and I am finding this photo today after I’ve done all the work I should have done yesterday.
Literally on the verage of DMing him. “Hi Jack, sorry to bother you but do you remember wearing a lemon yellow tracksuit a few months ago coming out of your apartment? Can you send me a signed photo of it pls? Love u thnx bye xxx” It’s being sent if I’ve not found it by tonight.
For me it’s the arm I think, you’re bang on it’s very manly reversing vibes
(ps yes I am still a bit mad at him. Also going to need to cleanse my eyes with photos of his legit arse rather than that giant dump truck he had in my dream)I don't start work until this afternoon and am
What is scary about this is the fact I can see it happening
I wouldn’t worry too much about that he only has to play at anfield once a season
I think it’s the fact he’s basically taking up 6 seats. It’s the ultimate man spread.
All the best on your first day, @Violetroselily 
That and is slutty leg raise on the chair. Tart.
got the full range of movement of my knee 
me to the woman who said stop going out on benders;
me to the woman who said stop going out on benders;
You'd be better off asking Grealish Rebecca. Even if it doesn't exist, she'll find it.
I’ve asked but she’s not got back to me yet. One of her close friends needs to ask.
look at everyone being super cute.
good luck today @Violetroselily , i’m sure jack won’t try to distract you today
good luck today @Violetroselily , i’m sure jack won’t try to distract you today
duck sake keep logging out and deleting this tab but i cant stop coming back, also just put my shorts on really tight and i’m dying and suffocating but don’t wanna get my balls out to un tighten them. might start snorting creatine in a minute i’m so tired and @mimimithis what the duck is a proprioreceptive program
Jack….is that you?!
mate i wish i wouldn’t stop wanking all day if i was, i’d get someone to leak it aswell so everyone knew how big it was and id have people make signs saying big fat elephant trunk cock jack round the etihad
All this photos is Jack when he thinks of us quitting sleep going to work all tired and gloomy because we been up all night looking for a photo of him in a lemon track suit. "I never worn one in my loife".
OT but so excited the Euros starting soon! Every summer needs a tournament when you watch football outdoors on big screens in beergardens with your friends.
That gif is something elseThis is Jack, having spent the entire night trawling old threads looking for a picture that doesn't exist.
Have the best first day broski @Violetroselily
Getting ready
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Don't walk into the office as brash at this, you'll scare them
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Put lots of thought into everything you do
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Be cocky af because you're the bee;s knees
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Have a lovely lunch
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We'll celebrate you when you get home
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Jack waving you off too
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But what I see in this gif, mostly, is the sloppy way the ice pack has been wrapped on his leg, judging whoever did that.
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